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She/Her - French - Read a lot - Love meta and fanfic - Sea things and stars are welcome - I don't tag anything except my writing - Kesett? Kesett - Multi fandom and multi ship but Star Wars is my hill and I'll die on it. Fight me. avatar by Batsutosai

[obsolete-borger]

[countably-infinite-rats]

[originallandlockedmariner]

[thats-ee]

Satine Kryze for @blueberry-ry dtiys!

Wheeeeeeew I have been slowly chipping away at this for months in between things! I didn’t think I could appreciate Blue’s Satine design more than I already did, but drawing her has me falling in love all over again 🤲

[memory-of-stargazing]

“It just means you have to work double as hard as most people!”

Well maybe I don’t WANT to work double as hard as abled people!! Maybe I deserve a BREAK!! Maybe I’ve been working MORE THAN double as hard for MY WHOLE LIFE and it’s led me to immense burnout & caused me to develop several MORE disabilities!! Maybe I should be ACCOMMODATED so I don’t have to KILL MY BODY AND BRAIN over trying to do what abled people can do!! Maybe I DON’T have to work double as hard!! Maybe if there’s the option to let me NOT work double as hard, I should have it, because I’m already working double as hard JUST TO SURVIVE!!

Why do you think disabled people deserve less rest than mentally & physically abled people?

[mysakuras]

Padme🥺

[halogen2]

I THINK LOVE IS SOMETHING / THAT HAPPENS TO OTHER PEOPLE - Michael Gray Bulla

[runawaymarbles]

While I'm normally against Trump putting his face on things, I think Trump Passports are actually a great idea, because people have to go out of their way to get them by applying in person on one specific date. This means that anyone who presents one at an international customs point will be identifiable as a fervent Trump supporter until 2036, which can only be useful for every other country in the world.

[runawaymarbles]

Here are some questions I hope that different regions might ask:

In Europe: I see you supported Trump as late as 2026, after he made comments about annexing Greenland and disparaging Ukraine. Have you been sent here to help destabilize the European Union and support foreign incursion into European holdings? Prove it. Wait here for ten hours while we search all of your bags.

Central and South America: Were you personally involved in bombing fishing boats, kidnapping Venezuela's president, and running concentration camps for migrants on American soil? Are you here to identify targets, or get revenge on specific individuals who spoke up against this treatment and were deported? Prove that you aren't. Wait here for ten hours while we search all of your bags.

Canada: Are you psychologically incapable of experiencing fear or shame? Do you lack contextual awareness?

[tuxankhamun]

Ma'am, we're sorry to have to tell you this, but your husband had an accident at the Pianos, Anvils, and Comically Large Panes of Glass Incorporated factory...

[sunb1eeder]

he was hit by a car in the parking lot

[mochilee-deactivated20191015]

my laptops fucked 

[spamaohno]

i hope they used a condom

[mochilee-deactivated20191015]

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

[shutupste]

the question is  who was the laptop and who was the lapbottom

[bisexualelena]

 #can laptopping please PLEASE be a new sex move#where you just sit on a person’s lap until they get uncomfortably warm

[saint-vore]

call me australian but i just think that everyone should be required to vote and every municipality should have the obligation to make it as easy for everyone to vote as possible

[escuerzoresucitado]

[clacy2812]

Lemme see your face - Part 1/3

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[clacy2812]

Lemme see your face - Part 2/3

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[jojowentbananas]

Sanji my beloved 💕

[dragon-in-a-fez]

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

[probablybadrpgideas]

Reverse Scooby-Doo

A group of retirees travel the country (via public transit), helping monsters to cover up their activity by disguising them as business-people

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[byjove]

at least now we know why he has yet to return when Britain is in peril

[kitkatmoose]

We need a flick where King Arthur wakes in modern Jamaica and is very confused.

[byjove]

I think that would be so much funny. He wakes up on a remote beach in Jamaica and he only speaks/understands Brythonic and Medieval Latin. Locals assume he was a tourist who fell from a cruise ship or received a head injury and floated away from a resort. The authorities cannot match his description to any missing persons reports and his fingerprints and DNA produce no hits on INTERPOL. They suspect he may be Welsh or French because the language he speaks resembles Welsh or Breton but France and the UK both state he is not a citizen of their country. Stateless and deeply confused, he is taken in by the community near the beach where he was found, being cared for by a number of local families and doing odd jobs. He slowly learns English and adjusts to the contemporary world, uncertain if his belief that he is the legendary King Arthur was formed by whatever traumatic event caused him to end up Jamaica or if he is actually King Arthur and Prydain is in eminent peril. Mysterious letters from Morgan begin to reaffirm his belief he is King Arthur. He must choose between staying in Jamaica and continuing the happy life he has made for himself or finding a way to get back to Britain without any documentation.

[a-daks]

ancient king white boy stuns locals by ordering in perfect Jamaican Patois

[byjove]

He gets to Britain and everyone expects him to sound like a posh noble Englishman because that is the picture Malory painted but he prefers to speak Welsh and when he has to speak English, he speaks with a thick Jamaican accent.