“Because I Burn Them And I Kill Them?”

Do not underestimate an OVERLORD, Tumblr! (role playing blog!! :33)

[damienthorne-ask]

HAHAHAHAAHA—

Ahah— *ahem*.

Tumblr— social media platform of blogging and sharing! Y’know back when I was just born people used to send letters through pigeons.

Be threatened by my presence and stunned by my coolness, for I am…

Damien Thorne! Son of Satan! Heir to the throne of Hell!

One of my most— err.. LOYALEST SLAVES yeah that works escaped me recently, and I’m searching for him! H-He— uh.. he’s British and a TOTAL fag with long hair! Anyone who dare stand in my way will be met with the fiery flames of my wrath! does that sound cool?? yeah..

Do NOT attempt to stop me… a-and also,

This is just a suggestion— wait no that makes me sound not cool— I hereby DEMAND that if anyone sees that wretched ‘Gregory of Yardale’ who thinks that he’s above EVERYBODY ELSE, you report it to ME. One day I will watch the skin melt from his face through the totally awesome fires that I’m capable of just spawning… heh…

OOC: im friends with @gregoryofyardale-ask so you’ll see a lot of shit with them :33

[damienthorne-ask]

hi

sorry for being inactive. i had a ton of stuff come up and i need to take myself away from being online for a while. idk when ill come back.

hiatus ig

[damienthorne-ask]

Zo.. you are zhe one zhat Gregory is always bitching about?

I like you.

- @deicidedefiance

gregorgay always finds something to bitch about.

i think we could make good friends, ya know. the son of satan and a french guy. not much difference there.

[pip-in-proper]

Opinions on Damien 321 GO

(Both of them)

O–oh! Goodness... well... They are both quite different, you see. The first Damien is... confident. Very confident. He speaks his mind freely, even when it's rather... cross. But he has always been reliable with me, and I do appreciate the time he makes, even when he pretends it's nothing. [He fidgets with his sleeve, thinking.]

The second Damien is... gentler. Or—well—perhaps not gentle, but... thoughtful, in his own way. He can be a bit unsure of himself, but he's very kind to me. More than he realizes, I think. I don't have a favorite. Truly. They are both... important to me, for different reasons.

hey idiots look @the-real-ant1christ @damienthorne-ask

[damienthorne-ask]

welp. only just saw this. thanks ig?? :P

not that i care what pip thinks about me. or what anyone thinks about me..

i don’t have to anyway, because i already know that pip thinks im cool..

.. right..?

[damienthorne-ask]

We have to battle to the death to find the better damien

- @the-real-ant1christ

HA!

as IF you’d be better than me.

i’ll bet you don’t even have an ant farm. :PP

[the-real-ant1christ]

I bet you dont even have an organ collection.

[damienthorne-ask]

YEAH, WELL—

ants are better than organs, anyway.

easier to digest, in my opinion..

[gregoryofyardale-ask]

Why on earth have you been eating your ants.

Is that where they’ve all gone? In your bloody digestive system?

[damienthorne-ask]

stay out of MY arguments, crumpet-muncher.

[pip-in-proper]

Nooo!

Don't eat the ants :((((

[damienthorne-ask]

look, pip, i have a certain appetite…

im different to humans… in a way that makes me crave ants for lunch.

[pip-in-proper]

but what about the ants?!

(ooc: "I'm different to humans" I think ur just autistic mate)

[damienthorne-ask]

they’re ants pip—

god, i didn’t realise i was friends with fucking PETA’s number one fan..

[damienthorne-ask]

We have to battle to the death to find the better damien

- @the-real-ant1christ

HA!

as IF you’d be better than me.

i’ll bet you don’t even have an ant farm. :PP

[the-real-ant1christ]

I bet you dont even have an organ collection.

[damienthorne-ask]

YEAH, WELL—

ants are better than organs, anyway.

easier to digest, in my opinion..

[gregoryofyardale-ask]

Why on earth have you been eating your ants.

Is that where they’ve all gone? In your bloody digestive system?

[damienthorne-ask]

stay out of MY arguments, crumpet-muncher.

[pip-in-proper]

Nooo!

Don't eat the ants :((((

[damienthorne-ask]

look, pip, i have a certain appetite…

im different to humans… in a way that makes me crave ants for lunch.

[damienthorne-ask]

We have to battle to the death to find the better damien

- @the-real-ant1christ

HA!

as IF you’d be better than me.

i’ll bet you don’t even have an ant farm. :PP

[the-real-ant1christ]

I bet you dont even have an organ collection.

[damienthorne-ask]

YEAH, WELL—

ants are better than organs, anyway.

easier to digest, in my opinion..

[the-real-ant1christ]

Okay, well organs are more fun. Ants are just bugs.

Even if I like bugs..

Can I see your ant farm

[damienthorne-ask]

eeeeehhhh..

yknow what. sure. why not, man.

[the-real-ant1christ]

Do they have names?

[damienthorne-ask]

i name them sometimes— but not all of them have names. one of them is called ‘gary’.. one is called ‘phillip’.. one is called ‘damien junior’.. i think i named my larger one ‘christophe’?

oh, and there’s one called ‘ugly faggot british tea-drinking cunt’.

i named them after people i know.

[damienthorne-ask]

We have to battle to the death to find the better damien

- @the-real-ant1christ

HA!

as IF you’d be better than me.

i’ll bet you don’t even have an ant farm. :PP

[the-real-ant1christ]

I bet you dont even have an organ collection.

[damienthorne-ask]

YEAH, WELL—

ants are better than organs, anyway.

easier to digest, in my opinion..

[gregoryofyardale-ask]

Why on earth have you been eating your ants.

Is that where they’ve all gone? In your bloody digestive system?

[damienthorne-ask]

stay out of MY arguments, crumpet-muncher.

[damienthorne-ask]

We have to battle to the death to find the better damien

- @the-real-ant1christ

HA!

as IF you’d be better than me.

i’ll bet you don’t even have an ant farm. :PP

[the-real-ant1christ]

I bet you dont even have an organ collection.

[damienthorne-ask]

YEAH, WELL—

ants are better than organs, anyway.

easier to digest, in my opinion..

[the-real-ant1christ]

Okay, well organs are more fun. Ants are just bugs.

Even if I like bugs..

Can I see your ant farm

[damienthorne-ask]

eeeeehhhh..

yknow what. sure. why not, man.

[damienthorne-ask]

We have to battle to the death to find the better damien

- @the-real-ant1christ

HA!

as IF you’d be better than me.

i’ll bet you don’t even have an ant farm. :PP

[the-real-ant1christ]

I bet you dont even have an organ collection.

[damienthorne-ask]

YEAH, WELL—

ants are better than organs, anyway.

easier to digest, in my opinion..

[damienthorne-ask]

Pip or Gregory, who do you know better?

i guess i do know pip better.

i’m starting to consider the possibility that pip is more entertaining to me than gregorgay.

[damienthorne-ask]

We have to battle to the death to find the better damien

- @the-real-ant1christ

HA!

as IF you’d be better than me.

i’ll bet you don’t even have an ant farm. :PP

[gregoryofyardale-ask]

who’s your favourite ‘in the night garden’ character..

since youre a miserable brit and all..

i mean— british television is shit but iggle piggle is alright ig.

Makka Pakka.

My favourite episode was when he chased around the Ninky-Nonk to give it a good clean.

Just a kind fellow.

[damienthorne-ask]

ooc i can’t stop giggling at ninky nonk dude 💔💔

[damienthorne-ask]

Daaamiiieeenn! When did you want me to visit? sometime today, perchance? Of course, if you suddenly don't want me to, that's perfectly fine! I'm just curious, since you haven't given me an update. Sincerely (and with love), @pip-in-proper

hmmmm… well, i’m not sure.. im sort of busy.

the rest of my schedule from now to a month ahead is sort of filled with plans to egg and TP gregorgay’s house..

but i guess i could free it up a bit to make time for you.. not because i care about you or anything though— DON’T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF!!

.. so is next tuesday good??

[damienthorne-ask]

Hey, Dami.. why are you so obsessed with Gregory?

I mean.. do you have any other friends? I get you’re the son of Satan and all and I’m.. sort of a Mormon, but my holy book teaches me to be kind to all.

We could hang out.. if you like.

.. really?

I mean— I DONT ASSOCIATE WITH HEAVENLY SCUM LIKE YOU!!

.. but i mean if you’re offering then thats really nice of you gary. i’ll name one of my bugs after you or something..

[damienthorne-ask]

Damien, if you had the option to receive a piece of jewelry, what type would it be? A necklace or a bracelet? Silver or gold? Locket or charm? Would it be important to you, or would it simply be decor?

why are you asking..

oh well, whatever. i guess some kind of necklace would be cool. odd question though.

it’d have to be a necklace worth tons though— im kiiind of a big deal.. like HELL haha get it am I gonna settle for some cheap shit.

[damienthorne-ask]

𝙷: “ 𝚈𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚘𝚛𝚢, 𝚢𝚎𝚜? 𝙾𝚛 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚜 𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙿𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚙 (𝙿𝚒𝚙)? 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖, 𝚝𝚘𝚘. “

“𝙱𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝙸’𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸’𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎.”

*𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝*

~ @sp-hansel-willowick-blog

SISISISICK!!!

i have no fucking clue if gregorgay still considers me a friend or not (i SHOULD be his boyfriend but whatever shh you didn’t hear that..) but me and pip are cool, ya.

thanks for the gift :3

going straight in my jars!!