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if you think about it... cum is also bone broth.

heading into this long weekend with the gnarliest craving for gas station iced honeybuns and a frosty white monster.

#( brashley. )

Good for you, Demi Lovato.

dammitbrashley

I’ve become a person that grinds their own coffee. I understand the superiority complex now.

champagnereliever

I wish I were dedicated enough to do this. But I am too focused on getting coffee fast most mornings rather than on taking care.

dammitbrashley

Well, see, I did the advance method of "grind enough coffee to shove into a mason jar, shove that bitch in the fridge, thank self in the morning when you can just spoon the grinds into the filter." I would not be able to do this shit daily.

But also this coffee being limited edition is egregious because this is such a good blend...

Medium dark Guatemalan roast with notes of dark cocoa and caramel.

I’ve become a person that grinds their own coffee. I understand the superiority complex now.

dammitbrashley

My mother's in-laws are just... I think my family is fucked up (whose isn't amirite) and then I'm told that one of the aunts who plans a huge Christmas Eve thing for the kids in the family every year moved it from New Years Eve to the 23rd??? And THEN half the family decide that they're gonna do something else and spring it on the aunt 3 weeks before Christmas after she's already spent all this money on decor and favors and items... because they don't want to make the drive.

My mom is biting her tongue until it bleeds and I'm like 'nah put me on the phone I have a lot of anger that I need to misplace.'

creativeidiot

As always with matters having to do with family, there’s always one person who put the idea in someone’s head to get the ball rolling on unnecessary strife happening.

dammitbrashley

I just feel so bad bc she got this huge tree and the theme this year was Candy Land (the board game) and trust me these decorations aren't cheap and she looks forward to this every year and it ain't even my family and I'm ready to throw hands.

My mother's in-laws are just... I think my family is fucked up (whose isn't amirite) and then I'm told that one of the aunts who plans a huge Christmas Eve thing for the kids in the family every year moved it from New Years Eve to the 23rd??? And THEN half the family decide that they're gonna do something else and spring it on the aunt 3 weeks before Christmas after she's already spent all this money on decor and favors and items... because they don't want to make the drive.

My mom is biting her tongue until it bleeds and I'm like 'nah put me on the phone I have a lot of anger that I need to misplace.'

#// ic & ooc

This TikTok and the comment section are sending meeeeee

I'm not crying fuck you.

tarantula-hawk-wasp

Trapped in the talkative cycle

The fact that I got to see Halsey and Lynn from PVRIS on stage together in the year of our lord 2025 while drinking an unholy peach bourbon concoction, covered in glitter and ripped fishnets, and walked out of the venue while "Do I Wanna Know" from the fucking Arctic Monkeys played in the background...

Mid-20s Identity Crisis Era Brashley would be downright bewildered that as much as things change, the more they stay the same, like me being drunk and grabbing a sausage and peppers on The Street Formerly Known As Yawkey afterwards.

Hey. Hey man. Hey.

I know that the iconic performance is the 1997 version of "Silver Springs" but 2003????

"STILL I AM A FOOL"

STEPHANIE LYNN NICKS, WHAT WAS THAT AND HOW DO WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS.

These dating apps are miserable and I swear it’s a joke to most people.

#// ic and ooc

A Twitch streamer I'm watching right now is arguing with people over why it is both right and good to pee in the shower if you're showering and the absolute war that has broken out in this chat.

My god.

creativeidiot

This is more confusing than that sexy ass Mr. Clean commercial.

dammitbrashley

NORWAY IS NOT WELL.

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