[theexfiles-deactivated20190101]

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

[bekstek]

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time

[stunningpicture]

[buzzfeed]

[remacei]

[braunerbear]

one of us is gonna have to change.

[asdfghjkllove]

More

[sadscent]

[unclefather]

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

[catwithbenefits]

[ducklingfantasy-deactivated2019]

Every episode of Kitchen Nightmares

[krabby-kronicle]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lonelytreestump-deactivated2018]

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

[ruinedchildhood]

[socialpsychopathblr]

[fomysquad]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[teashoesandhair]

If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’

[mexicanest]

reading the first question on a test

[best-of-memes]