[markruffalo]

I am so psyched for this movie and this incredible group of talent. 

[first-son-of-finwe]

Theresa May: It looks like I’m not as popular as I thought

Theresa May: …I know!! I’ll form a coalition with a racist, anti-abortion anti-LGBT climate change denying party

Theresa May: That’ll solve everything

[frogjazzhands]

Theresa May is an example of true equality in UK politics. She is the only the 2nd female Prime Minister EVER and I fucking hate her just as much as every other Tory leader

[batwizard]

anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong

[dammitjimimanangelofthelord]

David Cameron: Wow I sure did shoot myself in the foot thinking my side would easily win this special vote I called specifically to boost confidence in my government

Theresa May: Hold my beer

[chefpyro]

established facts about the boys

back in town

attracted by milkshakes

frequently found cracking a cold one open

I know this such an irrational thing to get mad over but when my headphones get caught on something and yanked out I legit have to take three seconds to freeze and contain my anger

[sesh]

[buddhabrand]

this video emits so much positive energy

[arthoebeyonce]

[thatssothreeeyedraven-deactivat]

[soupshark]

[goth-aunt]

Me in chemistry class.

[missprg-deactivated20150723]

Europe at the moment:

[timetraveldean]

The best tweets from Graham Norton so far

[luckyones]

nothing will ever top graham norton’s “we built a tunnel to your country” when france gave the uk one point

[northernpasty]

I can’t mock the jacket…because…I’ve worn worse.

Graham Norton (via northernpasty)

[trash-gaylie-moved]

[locked-out-of-gallifrey]

Eurovision 2017 finalists in a nutshell:

Israel: Damn he hot Poland: Boobies Belarus: Spiritual healers Austria: Brought to you by Dreamworks Armenia: Heyoaheyohaye Netherlands: Destiny’s Child Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Hungary: He’ll defeat the Huns Italy: Harambe in heaven Denmark: My ears are bleeding Portugal: Good ol’ 1950′s Azerbaijan: Halloween Croatia: low budget Il Volo  Australia: Sam Smith but with more eyebrows Greece: Worst song you’ll hear in your entire life Spain: Lazy Song v2 Norway: Daft Punk vs Imagine Dragons vs Alan Walker United Kingdom: Toilet break Cyprus: Human v2 Romania: Peter and Heidi all grown up Germany: Titanium but worse Ukraine: In final only because they are host Belgium: Dull song with girl about to cry Sweden: Me going to gym after work Bulgaria: 3 years old kid with a voice of a 35 old man France: Puts Eiffel Tower to background in case you mistake us for China