What is to be Done?

Hates tumblr and can't get off this stupid website.

[godricslumos]

someone: oh you’re bi! but if you had to choose would you choose boy or girl?

me: um don’t be ignorant that’s not how bisexuality works tf

me, internally, without hesitation: girls

[dailyspiderman]

[interwebseriesfan24]

If this ain’t me

[tomsoyerhd]

[asheoki]

IM HYPERVENTILATING JGXFHZXJGJXGJGDJGX

[arbitrary-stag]

When your friend says something that leaves themselves wide open for an easy remark, and they immediately know what you’re thinking, so you don’t even have to say anything and you’re just left looking at them like 

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle

[saturniidace]

Does everyone just inexplicably know this

[princesconsuela]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Hot Paper Comics

[kibibarel]

my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as “Roomba-san” and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say “ganbatte, Roomba-san…ganbatte” as it made distressed beeping noises at her

[whoopsrobots]

“Ganbatte: Cheer up, Be courageous, Do your best”

[writteninsomnia]

This is so pure. OMG

[goth-miss-piggy]

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲  house ╱╱╭╮╲╲  we ▔▏┗┛▕▔    appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲              Roonil Wazlib

╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

[lesbianshepard]

in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words

[lesbianshepard]

the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.

[sunnyaalisse]

fun fact: procrastination happens to animals too. it’s a naturall thing. animal equivalents for scrolling tumblr include:  - hamsters starting to wash their faces in inaproppriate situations  - hyenas stopping everything and starting to dig holes in the ground.  - seagulls starting to ruffle their feathers instead of doing important things this happens for two reasons:  1) an animal is in the situation where none of the standard scenarious it has are fitting, so it does the next best thing  (example: hamsters were put in a vibrating bowl, they couldn’t run or attack, so in about a minute they stopped everything and started washing their faces.) 2) an animal has two conflicting instincts fighting for dominance, so the third one, usualy suppressed by them, kicks in. (example: when two hyenas meet at the border of their territories, they have an instinct to protect their own territory conflict with an instinct not to cross someone else’s. they don’t know if they need to attack or leave, so both start digging holes in the ground. example: a seagull sitting on the nest needs to protect her children, but also has to go get some food. instead a seagull settles for ruffling her feathers for two hours.) with humans it’s usually the second reason. (example: I’m tired and I want to go to sleep, but I should write an essay for tomorrow. both these things are important, so I’m procrastinating them by writing this post.) nature is beautiful. I’m gonna go to sleep now.

[skodasforge]

Honestly, digging holes in the ground to avoid dealing with a confrontation sounds like something I would do.

[avengingaxis99-deactivated20240]

Big difference between the two

[dailytony]

JARVIS: sir, I know you are probably very angry right now but I feel that picking a fight with Captain Rogers and Sergeant Barnes is not the way to handle this situation.

FRIDAY: You can’t beat him in hand to hand combat, let me analyze his fighting style for you.

[lovertony-deactivated20230207]

karen: activating instant kill mode

[budwq-deactivated20200211]

Movies like “Brother bear” “Lilo & Stitch” “Atlantis” “Treasure Planet” “Mulan” are the epitome of not only aesthetically pleasing 2d animated movies, but great plots and strong ass character arcs and shows that diversity is not forced if you walk out of your damn house and i hope we can someday do them justice and bring back the making of movies like those masterpieces and i think they will never be forgotten if we dont let them, so heads up and bring the next generation of 2d animated movies to the animation field now

[agentdalecooper]

today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse“ oh my god…

[agentdalecooper]

classic material

[spoon-party]

what's a 'macca's run'?

a macca’s run is a sacred ritual performed by all p-plate license holding kids in australia, its a trip to a mcdonalds restaurant at a late hour with one faithful mate to carry all the orders that only half your fucking useless friends have paid for and if you’re the only fucker sober at the party its your arse asking for 40 fucking oreo mcflurry’s at 1:30 in the morning 

[dope-kulture]

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

🐐🐐🐐

[iamnotjody]

G.O.A.T

[dontforgettheclit]

wtf

[supervirgin]

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

[shmeards]

i love that he’s still doing this

i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

i love that victory slide

[kai-ni]

Ya’ll know that ‘my cat and I are both blind’ post?

It basically illustrates tumblr in a nutshell.

Bc 1/3rd of the notes are ‘awww SO CUTE’,

1/3rd is ‘how can you post if you’re blind, FAKE’ (which is stupid lol screenreaders exist, blind people can use the internet) and

the final 3rd is people saying ‘op is a necrophile’ which. lemme tell you I’ve been to OP’s blog and yea. they are. post ruined

[patrexes]

i mean if you’ve gone to my blog, you’ll actually know i’m not, technically speaking, a necrophile, because i have absolutely no interest in fucking a corpse. i have a “used as a sex toy while dead” fantasy sitch, but that’s not necrophilia on my end. corpses aren’t necrophiles, they’re corpses. so, like, jot that down.

if you wanna complain about my purely fantasized kinks and relatively well controlled mental health anyway, consider calling me a necrosadist instead! it’s more accurate. i wouldn’t fuck a corpse, but i would probably get off on mutilating one.

i don’t know for sure as i’ve, yknow, never tried, and don’t intend to. but i’m sure your intrusive thoughts and sexual fantasies are much more ideologically pure than mine are, so judge away. ✌🏼

[ororomunroedontpullout]

I can’t imagine saying any of this and not being embarrassed and ashamed to my core.