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Hi there! I'm a 31 year old guy who recently fell in love with 40K. Banner by https://tots.artstation.com/

[damn-im-dapper]

Changing the blog!

To any mutuals out there who have been following me for a while, you may have noticed I recently started reblogging a lot of Warhammer 40K and other miniatures. Although I'll keep reblogging anything I find fun, I thought I'd change my blog to make it a bit more official and easier for other people into the hobby to find me. I'll start posting some pictures of minis I've painted. I play Dark Angels, but I love almost all parts of 40K aesthetically and will reblog any great paint jobs I see!

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[falsedetective]

every kafka diary entry is like i am too wretched to ever marry (sabotages his own relationships) my health is in shambles (works at the asbestos factory) i need to be writing (goes to sleep)

[shirtsthatgohard]

[omegaverse]

[fodsley]

excited for the playstation 6 to come out so we can finally play playstation 3 games

[felixfeliccis]

[juniepuppie]

who the fuck is emailing me

[batshit-auspol]

In a 1996 by-election, one of the candidates for Australia's parliament changed his name to Steve Grim-Reaper so he wouldn't get mixed up with other candidates

[batshit-auspol]

Update: Thanks to some brilliant suggestions from you all, we have an even better contender - A man who ran in the 1998 federal election named 'Prime Minister John Piss the Family Court and Legal Aid' who received a whopping 183 votes for the party 'Abolish Child Support'. Sounds like a lovely guy.

Unfortunately for Mr Prime Minister Piss, this name change came back to haunt him after he was denied a passport a few years later due to the name. This led to this quite incredible entry into Australia's case law that is still frequently cited today:

Unfortunately for Pisso, the court ruled that the government was right to deny him a passport, on the grounds that the phrase "Prime Minister" might be considered by some to be offensive.

Australia went on to change the laws around name changes as a result of Mr PM JP, making him the first and last Prime Minister Piss we'll likely ever see on the ballot in our lifetimes, and democracy is all the poorer for it.

[batshit-auspol]

Honourable mention to this headline from a South African newspaper:

And this quote from Time magazine:

[potted-orchard]

There was more than one of them!

[batshit-auspol]

"BRUCE THE-FAMILY-COURT-REFUSES-MY-DAUGHTER'S-RIGHT-TO-KNOW-HER-FATHER"!!!!!

Truly one of the names of all time

[matrixdragon]

That is a name that answers every question about why he's not allowed contact with his daughter, I feel.

[acethememelorde]

HELLO???

[batshit-auspol]

How does this post keep getting weirder.

So we looked it up and yes, it was indeed the 'Dane' recording studio owner who attempted to stage a fascist uprising in Melbourne (of all places) in the 90s.

This was the last update we could find on him in the news, sounds like he's doing well for himself:

[nbarpf]

One of my all-time favorites

[skeletonsiro]

in our copy of hana-bi the subtitles never leave the screen until something else is said

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

[beadyeyes]

It's go away Sunday everyone go away now

[furrypost-generator]

[furrypost-generator]

bitches be sucking farts there

[ravingsockmonkey]

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

[alexseanchai]

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

[headbenzhawk]

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

[smute]

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

[smute]

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[fleysh]

[bluesardine]

Some great additions from the comments.

[morganitism]

@staff @humans @photomatt why are you racist

[morganitism]

Still in content label review but you can murk trannies within 24 hours of them making a blog @staff @humans @photomatt

[morganitism]

Mature label is still on this but @staff is still nuking transfems and Black people while making excuses for it. But yeah you "moderate behavior, not identity" and that's why Black people and transfems get flagged just for existing. Enjoy your lawsuit because that statement sure as hell ain't helping you

[morganitism]

So not only has this been in content label review for nearly three months when they can nuke transfems 10 times in a day, not only did they or their systems see Black people and hit a mature label, not only have they ghosted every single harassment report me or one of my friends or sisters have made, not only do they allow literal Nazis run around on their site without any consequences, but they specifically flagged my reblog of this post because we can't have a Black tranny enjoying things in peace. Transfems being happy is clearly sexually explicit content after all.

@staff Would you like to acknowledge this or are you too busy stalking and terming disabled mutual aid dependent trannies?

[missstrogen]

oh hey wierd how this account is terminated i wonder why.

@staff stop being racist

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

@staff you know we see all this shit right?