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blistersbeanboy

luckynein

“Trans men can be misogynistic because they’re MEN”

No, everyone can be misogynistic because misogyny is not stored in the gender.

luckynein

Some of the nastiest misogyny I got to hear growing up came from the women around me.

burn-4u

Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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one of my favorite pieces of fanon is dick being the older brother that’s like “my siblings can do no wrong. they are angels”

just dick praying for a sibling, Bruce adopting 6 other chaos monsters, and dick being like “they’re perfect!”

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Jason: *unalives a trafficker*

Dick: “I’m so proud of you! Have a cookie”

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Tim: *hacks into the league and destroys almost everything*

Dick: “What a cutie! You’re doing so well”

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Cass: *does literally anything*

Dick: “how adorable!”

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Stephanie: *makes a man wish he was never born*

Dick: “you tell him baby!”

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Duke: *starts another gang*

Dick: “little cinnamon roll too good for this world”

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Damian: *threatens someone within an inch of their life*

Dick: “awwww look at my little babybat”

bat-stuff

Batman: Gotham is quiet tonight

Batman, suspicious: too quiet

Meanwhile five blocks away:

Teen Dick: Swiper no swiping!

Criminal, crying: I'll turn myself in just please stop talking

frownyalfred

"if you manage to surprise attack Bruce and win, you get a trip to McDonalds" except all of the Batkids are actual adults and continue randomly jumping off banisters and trying to tackle Bruce in the hallway in the middle of the night and still can't figure out how to win

anyway that's all to say that I was thinking about 250 lb Jason Todd just suddenly hurling himself at Bruce in a rear naked choke and getting flipped over Bruce's shoulder immediately into the coffee table despite a) Bruce having both hands full when said attack began and b) both of them being fully grown, mature adults doing this right in front of Alfred

notmaplemable

Yang: Truth or dare?

Jaune: Truth.

Yang: What's the weirdest rumor someone has ever spread about you?

Jaune: Hmm, well a lot of people in my hometown think I impregnated my sister's wife.

RWBY+NPR: ...

Jaune: Which I didn't.

wu-gang-writing

Jaune: If you're ugly you're ugly. Ain't no such thing as inner beauty.

Jaune: You don't see Weiss and Ruby walking around saying they got inner height.

hadesisqueer

People are theorizing that that "don't come back" was Weiss' grave or memorial that someone had vandalized. If that turned out to be it I can kinda assure you that Winter is a better woman than me because I would have started punching people. Like bitch I know you did not vandalize my sister's grave after she basically gave her life for you--