A collection of SuperBat fics that live in my head rent-free
for @gothbusterzs 🦇
!! NONE OF THESE ARE MINE !!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
1- Starting off strong with some amazing monsterfucker!Clark x monster!Bruce smut. Written amazingly and it’s named after one of my favourite songs~
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
2- A cute, fluffy, start-of-the-relationship fic, with the usual batfam shenanigans. I love the dynamic between the kids here, it’s always a good fic when Bruce and Clark are completely oblivious to what their children scheming.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
3- More smut because I’m a freak and it’s all I read most of the time. This one’s top Clark and bottom Bruce, if you like that dynamic go check out @superman-creampieing-batman
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
4- At this point I might just have to specify when there’s no smut. This list is really making me think about what I read. Anyway, oh boy, is this fic something. The logic is “it’s always a one shot if you post it all at once!” Also bottom Clark and top Bruce (technically. You’ll see what I mean.)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
5- I’m stopping the list here because I’m gradually growing more ashamed of how much smut I read. Also this is making me wonder if I have a thing for Bruce in lingerie. Anyway uh here’s more of Clark being a possessive freak and Bruce being an anxious bottom.
Dick: look dami, think of tim like... remember how a few months ago you rescued this injured opossum? try to think of tim like that opossum
Damian: you mean the one that we found in the garbage bin that had rabies, was malnourished and had to get his left hind leg amputated?
Jason: and was fucking ugly and stank
Dick: shut up jason yes! it was super cute, remember?
Damian: if you're trying to use my weakness for small abandoned ungainly animals against me—which is not a weakness—then you're wrong, for nothing about drake even remotely resembles a—
Tim: (digging through the kitchen's trash) has anyone seen my leftover muffins? they were only 2 weeks old, they were perfectly fine
I really do love that Batman is supposed to be this super strict and tough badass who has his rules and doesn’t budge on them for shit; to the point where unless they get express permission, the metas that literally make up his superhero team and closest companions aren’t even allowed to step foot in his city.
and then his kids come along and his entire backbone just falls apart at the seams.
Tim, walking into the cave and interrupting an online JL meeting: sorry just grabbing the bleach!
Bruce, pausing: what do you need bleach for?
Tim: oh, Jason killed another guy and wants help with the cleanup.
Bruce:
The JL, who know Batman as the strict ‘no kill guy’:
Bruce:
Bruce: …but just one? he only killed one, right?
Tim: yeah.
Bruce:
Bruce: bleach is over there
JL: ?!?!?!
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Superman, video calling Bruce: i know you don’t allow metas in Gotham, but there’s a crossover between a job i’m on in Metropalis and a deal i believe to be going down in Gotham, so i was hoping that-
Bruce: no. send me the case, i’ll sort it. stay out of my city.
Superman: Bruce-
Duke appearing in the background of the call: B! COME LOOK AT THIS SHIT, I FIGURED OUT A NEW WAY TO USE MY POWERS!
Bruce: that’s great, chum! I’ll be right there!
Superman:
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Batman: I will not have guns in my household.
Damian: you understand that both Pennyworth and Drake have firearms in the manor, correct?
Batman:
The JLA:
Batman: when did Tim get a gun?
Damian: when Todd took him and I to a shooting range and gifted us them.
dick grayson in fanon: sweet silly older brother, pretty but stupid, favourite child, happy robin, basically batman 2.0 but a nice person, his brothers are more skilled and could outpace him but they love him anyways, goody-two-shoes, good relationship with batman, responsible eldest child, mentally stable and supportive
dick grayson in canon:
became robin so he wouldnt commit first degree murder
like all of his appearances young justice season 1 are about how hes a maniac and a genius
leader and strategist of the teen titans
actually Murdered the joker
considered an equal by the worlds most dangerous and deadly mercenary
was literally fired by batman and only really continued working w him because of jason and babs
managed to keep up with angsty new-to-the-job batman
has had so many arguments with bruce its a miracle he hasnt cut him off forever (hes tried though)
can take down the entire teen titans if he wanted despite being the only one of them with no superpowers/abilities
was the definition of angsty teenager
inherits his insane paranoia from bruce
a thread away from breaking the no-kill rule, give him a rest
"erm actually Batman didn't teach any of his Robins how to handle a gun—" absolutely NOT. In Alfred Pennyworth's household? Don't make me laugh. Every single one of those kids have perfect trigger discipline.
It's funny how easy it is to push Dick away as a happy-go-lucky sunshine and rainbows and unicorns man when he's really the angriest member of the whole Batfam.
Like, it took Jason 15 years and a reasonable cause.
Dickie was ready to murder a bitch at 8.
This boy arrived at the manor with nothing but a simple suitcase, a toy elephant, sass, and 500 pounds of spiteful anger.
And the only thing that's changed now is the suitcase.
I can't take seriously the "Nobody dies, not after Tim" after his brothers said they all died and came back. He will be back, it's the family tradition at this point, relax. Duke, you're next. See it as a vacation. Also, they joke so much about dying, having died and killing each others for people who died, you know their father is not finding it funny.
Another moment that demonstrates that the missions ISN'T more important than his family and loved ones for Bruce. It's more important to have them all alive and safe than to protect Gotham.
"Ignoring Batman's pretty much the definition of being a Robin." And you think Bruce would learn...
Bruce is in a suicidal era again (it's explicitly told to the reader in this story and the one before), so he thinks he will die against Bane (I'm surprised he survives. He should be dead. The man isn't human) His boys, however, have total faith in their abilities as a family. The contrast in this scene between the warmth playfulness of the boys vs the cold seriousness of Bruce makes him look like an asshole, but he isn't one. He's a dead man walking and he knows it, not them. (Also, he thinks that saving Gotham Girl will provide Gotham with a hero better than him, and will protect his boys from dying again)
Damian commenting on Jason's hairline and Jason being worried he is losing hair is gold. I love it when they are just a silly family that fight crimes. ("Dick, look at my hair. It's fine, right? I'm killing you now, Damian. This is happening." "Many have tried. Many with much more hair." XD)
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