[mazepie]

Just Take A Vid Of Fred And Wes Slow Dancing

[rev0lverluvr]

grammy nominations for record of the year 2025

[greed4me]

[squids-on-jupit3r]

A young man stands in his bedroom, it just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2023, is this young mans birthday. though it was 27 years ago he was given life, it is only today that he finds neil absolutely banging out the tunes

[lesbx]

this is by far the funniest jigsaw_quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like, jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the Death Trap Lowe’s and he has like two pennies and a dime in there. and he just sighs

[mrrrrps-deactivated20201225]

Visit Original Link

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[shadowcat]

THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

[amateur]

The Hex Girls performing in Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost, 1999

[cranberrybogmummy]

Watching this makes you like girls 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[colors-of-feeling]

Me rn. Pleaseeeee let me be safeeeee

[alextheominous]

[sillyfunny-deactivated20241226]

Beware the pipeline

[qualidude]

[virginvschad]

[diadraws]

i learned the hard way drawing this that NO, my shoulder is NOT healed yet 

toph expands her vocabulary

[r4cs0]

[momir]

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

[thefirstpaleontologist]

[kedreeva]

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

[kedreeva]

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

[godith024]

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

[kedreeva]

Purple ones:

And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:

Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.

This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:

He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.

They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.

[jupiter235]

OP Tell them I love them!

[writerandstudent]

Are they good guard birds?

[kedreeva]

That depends on your definition of ‘guard.’

They won’t defend other birds from predators like raccoons or weasels or coyotes or anything. They’re just as likely to get eaten in those cases.

However, they will harass snakes and other small, novel animals like mice, rabbits, wild birds, etc if they can get away with it. They will also yell at anything they disapprove of including but not limited to:

Your car

Neighbors

that one leaf that moved in the wind

the wind

deer in the woods

a hawk overhead

an airplane that might be a hawk overhead

each other

a noise they heard

a noise they thought they heard

sparrows

seriously, fuck sparrows specifically, they are DISALLOWED, completely intolerable, must chase off, shake train, and/or yell about it

that one kiwi fruit that was up to no good

the feather that fell off their own body and scared them

thunder (how dare the sky yell at them)

the sun arriving

the sun departing

sometimes predators I guess

[nicasiosilang]

if it weren’t for the kale thing, i’d deeply identify with these peacocks. 

[mattmcguigan]

It’s everyone’s favourite Very Good Boy Appa! Requested by @curlyhairailurophile!

[justiceleaque]

the sheer amount of artistic talent put into these panels to portray the right feeling on clark’s face is amazing