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I’m Dan. Better known as that guy from Downton Abbey. Wine moms love me. And I love wine and wine moms and Aubrey Plaza🍷@dcnstevens (RP blog)

[1st-1]

On Halloween we dress as Skeletons but in reality the Skeletons dress as us.

[bob-belcher]

September 30th

October 1st

November 1st

December 1st

[transtemporaladventuress-deacti]

Never was there a tale of more woe than that of Juliet and her Romeo

Never was there a tale of more strife than that of Macbeth and his stabby knife

Never was there a tale of more sad than that of Hamlet and his spooky dad

[damnstvns]

I need to fix my follows but I’m what the kids call, a lazy fuck

[eviillhaag]

Hey kids, I’m Aubrey Plaza and most of you probably know me as your favorite Parks and Rec character, April Ludgate. It’s 💀🦇👻🎃SPOOPY🎃👻🦇💀season, which means I’m thriving. My dumb, feo fiancé is currently canceled because he laughs about very serious dilemmas. But in case you guys were wondering I’m marrying the furry Disney Prince, but to me he’s just the David Haller to my Lenny. Catch me on GHO @ evilhag.emoji, I wanna talk about my latest tv binge… Guy’s Grocery Games.

[memewhore]

[damnstvns]

@eviillhaag

[toastbutteregg]

i relate to all kinds of spongebob memes

[damnstvns]

I made food and the cat ate it before I could plate it. This is definitely the pet of @eviillhaag

[damnstvns]

I took my fiancé cake tasting and she pretty much just said she was licking our wedding cake so nobody else can have it

[damnstvns]

I had hot sauce on my hands and touched my eyes so that was fun

[damnstvns]

I woke up to all of my children and all of my pets and my fiancé in one bed and now I know what claustrophobia is

[catscenter]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

[kameratar]

september is bisexual bewareness month… beware… be aware…. they’re out there. and no laws apply to them for the month………… good luck.

[ravenclaw-headcanons]

Waking up on september 1st like:

[damnstvns]

Sometimes I want to sleep the opposite direction in my bed. Like just put the pillows at the bottom

[seinfeldia]