I'm a Bad Bitch Mother-Fucking King

[krisspiaria]

The Heir Duology: My dreamcast

19. The Saboteur

“Marid Illea hadn’t set foot in the palace in years. The last time I’d laid eyes on him, he was a gangly preteen who hadn’t quite mastered conventional conversation. But his round cheeks had turned into a jaw line sharp enough to cut, and his stringy limbs had filled out, hitting the seams of his suit with perfect precision.”.

Dreamcast

James Maslow as Marid Illea

[prince-consort-erik]

FUUUUUCKKKKKK

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

OMG YOU GOT MY FAN CAST WHOEVER MADE THE EDITS THANK YOU EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT FOR ME!!!

[marrymeaspen]

Anybody else imagining Marid in big time rush?

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

✋ I am

[mackenzie-illea]

@marid-illea anything I should know about Hun?

[georgia-illea]

Marid is secretly in a boy band

[mackenzie-illea]

Really? Tell me more about teenage Madrid

[georgia-illea]

Well you see, before our little Madrid wanted to steal the crown, he wanted to steal the heart of every fan girl. And he was going to do so by being in a boy band. I think we can all see how that worked out

[mackenzie-illea]

So he’s been a failure twice? I’ll just have to steal the crown myself

[august-illea]

He left us and changed his name to James Diamond… But look who came crawling back to the Illéas now

[marid-illea]

This is not true DON’T LISTEN TO THEM

[mackenzie-illea]

It’s hard to believe when I’ve heard you try to sing in the shower

[marid-illea]

I was talking about the James thing. I was in a band and it was great. YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME.

[mackenzie-illea]

Maybe id support you if your dreams were bloody realistic. But you can’t be in a boy band just for your looks Hun, you need some form of talent

[marid-illea]

Is that not how One Direction became a thing? Oh well.

[mackenzie-illea]

One direction became a thing because they let me know that I am beautiful

[marid-illea]

AND I HAVEN’T?

[grace-illea]

Tsk tsk tsk… It seems that all the Illea men have trouble being good husbands @damon-illea @gregory-illea @august-illea @marid-illea

[damon-illea]

Aren't I a good husband, Gracie dear? I never tried to kill you.

[marid-illea]

When you think no more relatives can actually join Tumblr.

I have been mistaken.

[georgia-illea]

Like weeds. They just keep coming

[grace-illea]

You’re a weed

[georgia-illea]

Original

Originally posted by mothertortoise

[grace-illea]

Originally posted by peppersea

[august-illea]

At least everyone’s significant other is one tumblr. Damon doesn’t want to be with you. I gotchu @georgia-illea 😉

[damon-illea]

Think again, bitch.

[grace-illea]

Welcome, darling. How nice of you to join the party.

[justin-illea]

Hi mommy

[grace-illea]

Hello, love!

[justin-illea]

Originally posted by gifworld13

[grace-illea]

Look @damon-illea our son isn’t dead

[damon-illea]

Spectacular

[grace-illea]

Your sarcasm was unnecessary

[marid-illea]

You’re unnecessary, dearest

[grace-illea]

Where is that blonde stalker? I feel like giving her your address.

[marid-illea]

What? I’m just defending my bro Damon. Also, how do you know my address?

[grace-illea]

I have my ways…

[marid-illea]

@ashley-fucking-illea I found your mother.

[grace-illea]

Hey @justin-illea looks like you’ve got a sister and @damon-illea sadly another child

[damon-illea]

Damn.

[grace-illea]

Where did we go wrong, my love.

Originally posted by hepburnfashion

[damon-illea]

You know I married you because you were hot, a Two, and fuckable, right?

[august-illea]

Ah, so this is where @marid-illea gets his sass from

Originally posted by karlrincon

[grace-illea]

I love how you think I married you for love too @damon-illea

Originally posted by lets-talk-sugar

[damon-illea]

At least we never tried to kill each other.

[grace-illea]

I think that is love

[damon-illea]

Works for me.

[marid-illea]

When you think no more relatives can actually join Tumblr.

I have been mistaken.

[georgia-illea]

Like weeds. They just keep coming

[grace-illea]

You’re a weed

[georgia-illea]

Original

Originally posted by mothertortoise

[grace-illea]

Originally posted by peppersea

[august-illea]

At least everyone’s significant other is one tumblr. Damon doesn’t want to be with you. I gotchu @georgia-illea 😉

[damon-illea]

Think again, bitch.

[grace-illea]

Welcome, darling. How nice of you to join the party.

[justin-illea]

Hi mommy

[grace-illea]

Hello, love!

[justin-illea]

Originally posted by gifworld13

[grace-illea]

Look @damon-illea our son isn’t dead

[damon-illea]

Spectacular

[grace-illea]

Your sarcasm was unnecessary

[marid-illea]

You’re unnecessary, dearest

[grace-illea]

Where is that blonde stalker? I feel like giving her your address.

[marid-illea]

What? I’m just defending my bro Damon. Also, how do you know my address?

[grace-illea]

I have my ways…

[marid-illea]

@ashley-fucking-illea I found your mother.

[grace-illea]

Hey @justin-illea looks like you’ve got a sister and @damon-illea sadly another child

[damon-illea]

Damn.

[grace-illea]

Where did we go wrong, my love.

Originally posted by hepburnfashion

[damon-illea]

You know I married you because you were hot, a Two, and fuckable, right?

[august-illea]

Ah, so this is where @marid-illea gets his sass from

Originally posted by karlrincon

[grace-illea]

I love how you think I married you for love too @damon-illea

Originally posted by lets-talk-sugar

[damon-illea]

At least we never tried to kill each other.

[marid-illea]

When you think no more relatives can actually join Tumblr.

I have been mistaken.

[georgia-illea]

Like weeds. They just keep coming

[grace-illea]

You’re a weed

[georgia-illea]

Original

Originally posted by mothertortoise

[grace-illea]

Originally posted by peppersea

[august-illea]

At least everyone’s significant other is one tumblr. Damon doesn’t want to be with you. I gotchu @georgia-illea 😉

[damon-illea]

Think again, bitch.

[grace-illea]

Welcome, darling. How nice of you to join the party.

[justin-illea]

Hi mommy

[grace-illea]

Hello, love!

[justin-illea]

Originally posted by gifworld13

[grace-illea]

Look @damon-illea our son isn’t dead

[damon-illea]

Spectacular

[grace-illea]

Your sarcasm was unnecessary

[marid-illea]

You’re unnecessary, dearest

[grace-illea]

Where is that blonde stalker? I feel like giving her your address.

[marid-illea]

What? I’m just defending my bro Damon. Also, how do you know my address?

[grace-illea]

I have my ways…

[marid-illea]

@ashley-fucking-illea I found your mother.

[grace-illea]

Hey @justin-illea looks like you’ve got a sister and @damon-illea sadly another child

[damon-illea]

Damn.

[grace-illea]

Where did we go wrong, my love.

Originally posted by hepburnfashion

[damon-illea]

You know I married you because you were hot, a Two, and fuckable, right?

[marid-illea]

When you think no more relatives can actually join Tumblr.

I have been mistaken.

[georgia-illea]

Like weeds. They just keep coming

[grace-illea]

You’re a weed

[georgia-illea]

Original

Originally posted by mothertortoise

[grace-illea]

Originally posted by peppersea

[august-illea]

At least everyone’s significant other is one tumblr. Damon doesn’t want to be with you. I gotchu @georgia-illea 😉

[damon-illea]

Think again, bitch.

[grace-illea]

Welcome, darling. How nice of you to join the party.

[justin-illea]

Hi mommy

[grace-illea]

Hello, love!

[justin-illea]

Originally posted by gifworld13

[grace-illea]

Look @damon-illea our son isn’t dead

[damon-illea]

Spectacular

[grace-illea]

Your sarcasm was unnecessary

[marid-illea]

You’re unnecessary, dearest

[grace-illea]

Where is that blonde stalker? I feel like giving her your address.

[marid-illea]

What? I’m just defending my bro Damon. Also, how do you know my address?

[grace-illea]

I have my ways…

[marid-illea]

@ashley-fucking-illea I found your mother.

[grace-illea]

Hey @justin-illea looks like you’ve got a sister and @damon-illea sadly another child

[damon-illea]

Damn.

[marid-illea]

When you think no more relatives can actually join Tumblr.

I have been mistaken.

[georgia-illea]

Like weeds. They just keep coming

[grace-illea]

You’re a weed

[georgia-illea]

Original

Originally posted by mothertortoise

[grace-illea]

Originally posted by peppersea

[august-illea]

At least everyone’s significant other is one tumblr. Damon doesn’t want to be with you. I gotchu @georgia-illea 😉

[damon-illea]

Think again, bitch.

[grace-illea]

Welcome, darling. How nice of you to join the party.

[justin-illea]

Hi mommy

[grace-illea]

Hello, love!

[justin-illea]

Originally posted by gifworld13

[grace-illea]

Look @damon-illea our son isn’t dead

[damon-illea]

Spectacular

[abby-illea]

Came back from the fucking dead to see this family has gone to hell, should have stayed dead, lmao

[grace-illea]

Yes you should have

[abby-illea]

Maybe you should have stayed in the womb and died too, or better yet your daddy just pull out, guess we can’t all get what we want

[grace-illea]

Tsk tsk tsk… Look at the trash that had to lead our country, love. A true travesty, indeed @damon-illea

[damon-illea]

Let’s not forget you wouldn’t even be royalty if @grace-illea hadn’t given birth to Justin.

[marid-illea]

When you think no more relatives can actually join Tumblr.

I have been mistaken.

[georgia-illea]

Like weeds. They just keep coming

[grace-illea]

You’re a weed

[georgia-illea]

Original

Originally posted by mothertortoise

[grace-illea]

Originally posted by peppersea

[august-illea]

At least everyone’s significant other is one tumblr. Damon doesn’t want to be with you. I gotchu @georgia-illea 😉

[damon-illea]

Think again, bitch.