I'm A Bad Bitch Mother Fucking Queen

@grace-illea

Hello. My name is Queen Grace and you're all peasants.

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someone: there’s no such thing as a perfect show

me: *ahem*

keadlyn-forever

SELECTIONERS!

If y’all are still here and seeing this, GO WATCH ANNE WITH AN E ON NETFLIX! It’s amazingggggggg!!!! It’s romantic, beautifully written/filmed AND it discusses issues regarding homophobia/homosexuality, racism, sexism/feminism, bullying, and education. It’s based on the Anne of Green Gables books. UNFORTUNATELY, the show needs more viewers in order to get a third season. The Anne Clan NEEDS a season three! Don’t only do US a favor, do YOURSELF a favor! You won’t regret it :) Please help us out and watch soon! We only have barely over a week until netflix makes it’s decision whether to renew it or not. It needs more viewers! Pleaseeeeeeee❤️❤️❤️

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This show will blow your mind with feels (plus: superrrrrr cute boy in it)

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THE ABSOLUTE BEST

((^^^^))

eadlynschreaveofillea

eadlynschreaveofillea:

Thank you to everyone who voted! We apologize for getting the results out so late; we’ve been so busy! Thank you guys for your patience! And the winners and runners up are…

The America Singer Award for favorite selection blog dedicated to Maxerica

winner: @maxericaisbae

runners up: @celesteschreave and @officialmaxonschreave

The May Singer Award for the “forever fangirl” (a blog that has been around tumblr for at least a year)

winner: @fangirlingforinfinity

runner up: @fivetoone

The Celeste Newsome Award for best blog that creates its own original gif sets, videos, edits, etc

winner: @arewesafe

runners up: @royalsofillea and @keadlyn

The Marlee Tames Award for the friendliest selectioner to talk to

winner: @theheirofillea

runner up:@prince-consort-erik

The Kriss Ambers Award for favorite selection blog newcomer

winner: @selectionfanboy

runner up: @americastrawberrytarts

The Aspen Leger Award for best blog that writes original selection fanfiction

winner: @officialmaxonschreave

runners up: @kilewoodwork and @theroyalwords

The Eadlyn Schreave Award for favorite selection blog dedicated to the Schreave children, especially Eadlyn

winner: @eadlynschreaveofillea

runners up: @eadlyn-my-dear and @schreavetiara

The Ahren Schreave Award for best selection url

winner: @maxonsabs

runners up: @the-selection-bitch and @marleeandcarter

The Kaden Schreave Award for best selection fanart blog

winners (it’s a tie!): @badlydrawnamericasinger and @andiree

runners up: @askmaxerica

The Osten Schreave Award for best selection tumblr theme

winner: @americaleger

runners up: @thenewsomelibrary and @loveisbeautifulfear

The Josie Woodwork Award for funniest selection blog

winner: @prince-consort-erik

runners up: @marid-illea and @selectionfanboy

The Kile Woodwork Award for favorite selection deep thinker (best theories and plot analysis)

winner: @loveisbeautifulfear

runners up: @eadlynschreaveofillea and @theheirofillea

The Henri Jaakoppi Award for best foreign selection blog (a selection blog that is not in English)

winner: @celestenewssome

runner up: @ladyanj

The Eikko/Erik Koskinen Award for the selection blogger most likely to become King or Queen of Illéa

winner: @selectionfandom

runners up: @kingmaxons and @kilewooclwork

The Maxon Calix Schreave Award for favorite overall selection blog

The one and only @partylikeawordstar!

runners up: @eadlynschreaveofillea, @celesteschreave, and @loveisbeautifulfear

Thank you again to everyone who voted!

What do you mean I’m in second place for funniest blogger. I’m fucking hilarious.

Oh, darling. Let's be frank. You have as much humor as a grape. All you do is whine.

partylikeawordstar

How do you feel about the Illéa family on tumblr?

They need counseling.

I resent this.

@ashley-fucking-illea you hot babe ;)

ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate

Thanks, hmu, I don’t care about your wedding ring 😘

I will

I don't know how to react to this

prince-consort-erik

The Selection/Hamilton Crossover: 1/?

Marid Illéa

The Room Where It Happens

STAHP. I CANT HANDLE THIS ANYMORE. I JUST WANT MADRID TO SING THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS TO ME

I thought I was a terrible singer.

mackenzie-illea

You are. But so am I so whatever. I have Hamilton on cd lets go for a car ride

Let’s do it.

mackenzie-illea

My name is AlexaNDER HAMILTON

No it’s not.

ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate

If@marid-illea is Burr, can I be his wife Theodosia? 😍

I thought you were over me.

ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate

NO HOW COULD I EVER BE, I may have had an off day, but God has sent me in the right direction!

Dear Lord,

Send this bitch to Hell, please and thank you.

MARID! We do not talk to young ladies that way! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go pray that you'll be sent hell.

time to stir up some drama

Originally posted by itadakimasu-letmeeat

mackenzie-illea

That’s cute. You think you can actually cook.

She can’t. We’ve been having McDonald’s every day for 21 years. It’s a mystery how I managed to keep these abs.

mackenzie-illea

It’d be a shame if we lost those hun

Indeed indeed. How you love those abs.

I used to have abs…

Did not need to know that.

Originally posted by gifawesomeness

You’ve gone senile, old man. @gregory-illea

@grace-illea You’re so irrelevant you’re in my family.

And what does that say about you

Oh sorry I meant to say you’re so irrelevant I forgot you were in my family. Anyway I’m dead in your world, but in this current world, you’re not even alive so what does that say about your existence?

That I have been resurrected like FLICKING Jesus

Don’t compare yourself to Jesus. That’s disrespectful.

Because you’re so religious?

Not particularly. It’s just disrespectful to anyone @grace-illea compares herself to.

Have you met yourself?

Did you see me comparing? I compare myself to no one because I am of no compare. No one is worth enough being even a little similar to me.

I didn’t know that trash could be worth so much…

You know what they say: one man’s trash is a million others’ treasure.

Oh, darling. You are no treasure.

bethany-illea-blog

Personally I think @grace-illea is a darling.

Thank you, dear. I agree

mackenzie-illea

Grace will always be my fav @gregory-illea

It’s okay. She was never mine @grace-illea

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I asked.

The Heir Duology: My dreamcast

19. The Saboteur

“Marid Illea hadn’t set foot in the palace in years. The last time I’d laid eyes on him, he was a gangly preteen who hadn’t quite mastered conventional conversation. But his round cheeks had turned into a jaw line sharp enough to cut, and his stringy limbs had filled out, hitting the seams of his suit with perfect precision.”.

Dreamcast

James Maslow as Marid Illea

prince-consort-erik

FUUUUUCKKKKKK

richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2

OMG YOU GOT MY FAN CAST WHOEVER MADE THE EDITS THANK YOU EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT FOR ME!!!

Anybody else imagining Marid in big time rush?

richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2

✋ I am

mackenzie-illea

@marid-illea anything I should know about Hun?

Marid is secretly in a boy band

mackenzie-illea

Really? Tell me more about teenage Madrid

Well you see, before our little Madrid wanted to steal the crown, he wanted to steal the heart of every fan girl. And he was going to do so by being in a boy band. I think we can all see how that worked out

mackenzie-illea

So he’s been a failure twice? I’ll just have to steal the crown myself

He left us and changed his name to James Diamond… But look who came crawling back to the Illéas now

This is not true DON’T LISTEN TO THEM

mackenzie-illea

It’s hard to believe when I’ve heard you try to sing in the shower

I was talking about the James thing. I was in a band and it was great. YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME.

mackenzie-illea

Maybe id support you if your dreams were bloody realistic. But you can’t be in a boy band just for your looks Hun, you need some form of talent

Is that not how One Direction became a thing? Oh well.

mackenzie-illea

One direction became a thing because they let me know that I am beautiful

AND I HAVEN’T?

Tsk tsk tsk… It seems that all the Illea men have trouble being good husbands @damon-illea @gregory-illea @august-illea @marid-illea

Aren’t I a good husband, Gracie dear? I never tried to kill you.

Well I guess that counts for something...

The Heir Duology: My dreamcast

19. The Saboteur

“Marid Illea hadn’t set foot in the palace in years. The last time I’d laid eyes on him, he was a gangly preteen who hadn’t quite mastered conventional conversation. But his round cheeks had turned into a jaw line sharp enough to cut, and his stringy limbs had filled out, hitting the seams of his suit with perfect precision.”.

Dreamcast

James Maslow as Marid Illea

prince-consort-erik

FUUUUUCKKKKKK

richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2

OMG YOU GOT MY FAN CAST WHOEVER MADE THE EDITS THANK YOU EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT FOR ME!!!

Anybody else imagining Marid in big time rush?

richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2

✋ I am

mackenzie-illea

@marid-illea anything I should know about Hun?

Marid is secretly in a boy band

mackenzie-illea

Really? Tell me more about teenage Madrid

Well you see, before our little Madrid wanted to steal the crown, he wanted to steal the heart of every fan girl. And he was going to do so by being in a boy band. I think we can all see how that worked out

mackenzie-illea

So he’s been a failure twice? I’ll just have to steal the crown myself

He left us and changed his name to James Diamond… But look who came crawling back to the Illéas now

This is not true DON’T LISTEN TO THEM

mackenzie-illea

It’s hard to believe when I’ve heard you try to sing in the shower

I was talking about the James thing. I was in a band and it was great. YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME.

mackenzie-illea

Maybe id support you if your dreams were bloody realistic. But you can’t be in a boy band just for your looks Hun, you need some form of talent

Is that not how One Direction became a thing? Oh well.

mackenzie-illea

One direction became a thing because they let me know that I am beautiful

AND I HAVEN’T?

Tsk tsk tsk... It seems that all the Illea men have trouble being good husbands @damon-illea @gregory-illea @august-illea @marid-illea

prince-consort-erik

Marid when he doesn’t get the crown from Eadlyn like

If ONLY our son could be as great as the Greatest Olympian of All Time

At least I don’t smoke pot.

At least Phelps has actually won something in life

keeping-up-with-the-illeas

Illéa Feud?

Would you want to watch the Illéas play family feud????

How it works: -I’ll ask fill in the blanks, Name one thing that______, (ex. Marid) is _______ -You guys send me your answers through my ask box -Split the Illéas into pairs -I’ll make new posts where I’ll ask each team a question -3 strikes and you’re out -If their answer is on the top 10 list, you get a certain amount of points

I don’t know… Would you watch/look at it?????? If this doesn’t get enough notes, then I’m not doing it :)

You guys better not fuck this up for me. It’s my moment to shine.

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IF YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL ILLÉA BLOG, REBLOG THIS TO LET ME KNOW THAT YOU’RE PLAYING! Teams: @georgia-illea and @august-illea @marid-illea and @mackenzie-illea @gregory-illea and @bethany-illea @grace-illea and @damon-illea

I'll play. And I'll win

PLS DO THE ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE ILLEA STYLE

HAHAHAHA

I’ve got plenty of relatives to do that for me.

Boi, you look like a burnt sweet potato

Originally posted by natvrally-simplistic

tugging-my-ear-ismaxerica

Well, he’s gotta get his looks from somewhere

@august-illea You’re a box of mashed potatoes.

Because you just got cooked, ground up, and eaten.

Originally posted by lov-eswift

You better put some respeck on my name… but that was pretty good, not gonna lie.

Originally posted by maximoffkidlwt

Let’s just remember who was on Tumblr first.

Let’s just remember who helped make you.

That’s your own fault.

I was hoping for a blonde girl. Instead, we got a Madrid.

You can have @ashley-fucking-illea. Blonde, freaky, a total Illéa.

She’d be with you 24/7. You really want that?

As my sister? Yeah, I think I could handle that. It’s Mackenzie she should be worried about.

I don’t think @ashley-fucking-illea would care that she’s your sister. She would still try to marry you. @mackenzie-illea DO YOU WANT HER TO BE YOUR SISTER IN LAW?

ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate

Yup I would still end up his wife, since that’s what God has sent me to do :D

mackenzie-illea

Can we talk about how I’m actually from a small town where insest is totally excepted? @august-illea KEEP HER AWAY FROM MY MADRID

I think @grace-illea already adopted her anyways, so she’s already family

I did no such thing!

mackenzie-illea

@august-illea is just jealous of our friendship @grace-illea he’ll never be one of us

I'm afraid you are right, love. Tragic

time to stir up some drama

Originally posted by itadakimasu-letmeeat

mackenzie-illea

That’s cute. You think you can actually cook.

She can’t. We’ve been having McDonald’s every day for 21 years. It’s a mystery how I managed to keep these abs.

mackenzie-illea

It’d be a shame if we lost those hun

Indeed indeed. How you love those abs.

I used to have abs…

Did not need to know that.

Originally posted by gifawesomeness

You’ve gone senile, old man. @gregory-illea

@grace-illea You’re so irrelevant you’re in my family.

And what does that say about you

Oh sorry I meant to say you’re so irrelevant I forgot you were in my family. Anyway I’m dead in your world, but in this current world, you’re not even alive so what does that say about your existence?

That I have been resurrected like FLICKING Jesus

Don’t compare yourself to Jesus. That’s disrespectful.

Because you’re so religious?

Not particularly. It’s just disrespectful to anyone @grace-illea compares herself to.

Have you met yourself?

Did you see me comparing? I compare myself to no one because I am of no compare. No one is worth enough being even a little similar to me.

I didn’t know that trash could be worth so much…

You know what they say: one man’s trash is a million others’ treasure.

Oh, darling. You are no treasure.

bethany-illea-blog

Personally I think @grace-illea is a darling.

Thank you, dear. I agree

PLS DO THE ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE ILLEA STYLE

HAHAHAHA

I’ve got plenty of relatives to do that for me.

Boi, you look like a burnt sweet potato

Originally posted by natvrally-simplistic

tugging-my-ear-ismaxerica

Well, he’s gotta get his looks from somewhere

@august-illea You’re a box of mashed potatoes.

Because you just got cooked, ground up, and eaten.

Originally posted by lov-eswift

You better put some respeck on my name… but that was pretty good, not gonna lie.

Originally posted by maximoffkidlwt

Let’s just remember who was on Tumblr first.

Let’s just remember who helped make you.

That’s your own fault.

I was hoping for a blonde girl. Instead, we got a Madrid.

You can have @ashley-fucking-illea. Blonde, freaky, a total Illéa.

She’d be with you 24/7. You really want that?

As my sister? Yeah, I think I could handle that. It’s Mackenzie she should be worried about.

I don’t think @ashley-fucking-illea would care that she’s your sister. She would still try to marry you. @mackenzie-illea DO YOU WANT HER TO BE YOUR SISTER IN LAW?

ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate

Yup I would still end up his wife, since that’s what God has sent me to do :D

mackenzie-illea

Can we talk about how I’m actually from a small town where insest is totally excepted? @august-illea KEEP HER AWAY FROM MY MADRID

I think @grace-illea already adopted her anyways, so she’s already family

I did no such thing!

time to stir up some drama

Originally posted by itadakimasu-letmeeat

mackenzie-illea

That’s cute. You think you can actually cook.

She can’t. We’ve been having McDonald’s every day for 21 years. It’s a mystery how I managed to keep these abs.

mackenzie-illea

It’d be a shame if we lost those hun

Indeed indeed. How you love those abs.

I used to have abs…

Did not need to know that.

Originally posted by gifawesomeness

You’ve gone senile, old man. @gregory-illea

@grace-illea You’re so irrelevant you’re in my family.

And what does that say about you

Oh sorry I meant to say you’re so irrelevant I forgot you were in my family. Anyway I’m dead in your world, but in this current world, you’re not even alive so what does that say about your existence?

That I have been resurrected like FLICKING Jesus

Don’t compare yourself to Jesus. That’s disrespectful.

Because you’re so religious?

Not particularly. It’s just disrespectful to anyone @grace-illea compares herself to.

Have you met yourself?

Did you see me comparing? I compare myself to no one because I am of no compare. No one is worth enough being even a little similar to me.

I didn’t know that trash could be worth so much…

You know what they say: one man’s trash is a million others’ treasure.

Oh, darling. You are no treasure.

time to stir up some drama

Originally posted by itadakimasu-letmeeat

mackenzie-illea

That’s cute. You think you can actually cook.

She can’t. We’ve been having McDonald’s every day for 21 years. It’s a mystery how I managed to keep these abs.

mackenzie-illea

It’d be a shame if we lost those hun

Indeed indeed. How you love those abs.

I used to have abs…

Did not need to know that.

Originally posted by gifawesomeness

You’ve gone senile, old man. @gregory-illea

@grace-illea You’re so irrelevant you’re in my family.

And what does that say about you

Oh sorry I meant to say you’re so irrelevant I forgot you were in my family. Anyway I’m dead in your world, but in this current world, you’re not even alive so what does that say about your existence?

That I have been resurrected like FLICKING Jesus

Don’t compare yourself to Jesus. That’s disrespectful.

Because you’re so religious?

Not particularly. It’s just disrespectful to anyone @grace-illea compares herself to.

Have you met yourself?

Did you see me comparing? I compare myself to no one because I am of no compare. No one is worth enough being even a little similar to me.

I didn't know that trash could be worth so much...

time to stir up some drama

Originally posted by itadakimasu-letmeeat

mackenzie-illea

That’s cute. You think you can actually cook.

She can’t. We’ve been having McDonald’s every day for 21 years. It’s a mystery how I managed to keep these abs.

mackenzie-illea

It’d be a shame if we lost those hun

Indeed indeed. How you love those abs.

I used to have abs…

Did not need to know that.

Originally posted by gifawesomeness

You’ve gone senile, old man. @gregory-illea

@grace-illea You’re so irrelevant you’re in my family.

And what does that say about you

Oh sorry I meant to say you’re so irrelevant I forgot you were in my family. Anyway I’m dead in your world, but in this current world, you’re not even alive so what does that say about your existence?

That I have been resurrected like FLICKING Jesus

Don’t compare yourself to Jesus. That’s disrespectful.

Because you’re so religious?

Not particularly. It’s just disrespectful to anyone @grace-illea compares herself to.

Have you met yourself?

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