The Bad Bitch Motherfucker's Mother

Hi. My name's Georgia and I apologize for my family.

[marid-illea]

You all keep asking why the fandom is dying.

It’s really because I left. You all are nothing without me.

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

MARID YOUR BACK

[marid-illea]

Yes, hello old friend

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

I missed you fam

[marid-illea]

Keepin the wink alive. I’m proud.

[mackenzie-illea]

How’d the one direction tour go?😂 heard they fired you as their groupie

[marid-illea]

Untrue, untrue. Let’s just say Harry and Niall had a um disagreement over me.

[mackenzie-illea]

You banged Harry and Niall? That’s my boy👏🏻

[marid-illea]

Not exactly

[mackenzie-illea]

Wasted oppertunity

[themathematician95-but-drunk]

This has been missing from my life ❤️

[marid-illea]

Hey it’s our blonde kid

[mackenzie-illea]

WhAt. We had kids?

[marid-illea]

Don’t you remember

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Mom forgot about me… idk how I feel.

[marid-illea]

I’m sorry sweetie

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Does this mean I can guilt her into buying me things to make up for forgetting she adopted me?!

[mackenzie-illea]

Ha with what money! I’m knee deep in student loans so the jokes on you

[themathematician95-deactivated2]

Lol same though 😂 I just keep putting cheap alcohol on my credit card cause my bank account is low

[mackenzie-illea]

I think that’s my mistake. I keep putting expensive alcohol on my credit card.

[georgia-illea]

[thewaverlytimes]

ISSUE NO.3: MAY 2017

WRITERS

ANJ –– @ladyanj ESTER –– @book-and-comic-fangirl ROSE –– @not-your-dear PAULA –– @princess-may-singer

DESIGNERS

VIV –– @camilleschreave PAULA –– @princess-may-singer ROSE –– @not-your-dear

CHEIF EDITOR

ANJ –– @ladyanj

FEATURED

PIA –– @dreamyunicorngirl MONICA –– @krisspiaria LIBBY –– @theselectionerpotterhead KIERA –– @partylikeawordstar DEEPTHA –– @theheirofillea GREGORY –– @gregory-illea MARID –– @marid-illea GEORGIA –– @georgia-illea AUGUST –– @august-illea @skylars-selection @maxericaruleillea @the-island-sea @illeacourt

[georgia-illea]

@august-illea @marid-illea @gregory-illea look were famous 😎

[georgia-illea]

@official-chaolwestfall oh sweetie I think the Illeas take the cake when it comes to being a dysfunctional family. Have you met my son @marid-illea

[august-illea]

Or @gregory-illea

[georgia-illea]

@official-chaolwestfall oh sweetie I think the Illeas take the cake when it comes to being a dysfunctional family. Have you met my son @marid-illea

[prince-consort-erik]

I am convinced every fandom needs their own Marid blogger.

[chaolwestfxlll]

I AM ONE FOR TOG!!

[officialaelingalathynius]

Get a life, Chaol.

[chaolwestfxlll]

WHY DON’T YOU ALIEN.

[officialaelingalathynius]

Did you just call me an Alien?

[chaolwestfxlll]

Yeah what are you gonna do about it fire breathing bitch queen!

[officialaelingalathynius]

Do you want me to hurt you, Chaol?

[chaolwestfxlll]

If you lay a hand on me MY FRIEND DORIAN WILL KICK YOUR ASS!! ALSO I AM ALREADY CRIPPLED! And Also Rowan is hanging out with us for a guys night.

[official-dorian-havilliard]

I’d prefer not to fight anyone.

[chaolwestfxlll]

Well she is the one who started it. She told me to get a life a I called her alien cause I was messing with her then she said want me to hurt you.

[official-dorian-havilliard]

DONT BRING ME INTO YOUR PROBLEMS

[chaolwestfxlll]

I am sorry she always causes them now help me get up on the bed so I can sleep.

[official-dorian-havilliard]

You must apologize to Aelin first.

Wouldn’t wanna…. piss off the dragon

[officialaelingalathynius]

See? Dorian’s on my side.

[official-dorian-havilliard]

Hush, you dragon

[chaolwestfxlll]

Heheh fine I am sorry alien and I saying that in the nicest way possible.

[official-dorian-havilliard]

Lies. ChaoLIAR

[chaolwestfxlll]

FINE I AM SORRY. THERE HAPPY!

[official-dorian-havilliard]

Idk. Ask Aelin

[chaolwestfxlll]

SERIOUSLY!!! AELIN AELIN WHERE ART THOU MY AELIN.

[officialaelingalathynius]

You can find me with my foot up your ass.

[chaolwestfxlll]

SEEE DORIAN WHENEVER I AM NICE BITCH QUEEN ALWAYS TAKES IT RUDELY! ROWAN CONTROL YOUR CRAZY GIRLFRIEND!! ALSO YOU WANT TO GO BACK INTO THE DUNGEONS BITCH QUEEN

[official-dorian-havilliard]

Dude…. Too soon

[chaolwestfxlll]

I don’t care she doesn’t care about me anymore.

[official-dorian-havilliard]

[gamehead713]

Wtf is this fandom

[officialaelingalathynius]

Beautiful, that’s what.

[gamehead713]

I love it so much. Also you actually said something to that so I can die happy now

[chaolwestfxlll]

Hello I am CHAOL (like chaos but replace the S with an L) the person who started tumblr for this fandom before anyone.

[gamehead713]

Too bad you’re Dorian’s bitch (sorry if that sounded mean I’m actually super happy you said something too)

[chaolwestfxlll]

Hey I am not Dorians bitch he is mine I died twice once from my former Girl friend @officialaelingalathynius and I don’t even remember the second one. And I am older than him and I have to protect his highness at all times. No offense brother @official-dorian-havilliard

[official-dorian-havilliard]

You are my bitch

[chaolwestfxlll]

I am no ones bitch and that’s final.

[official-dorian-havilliard]

Ok…. Bitch

[official-manon-blackbeak]

Darling stop calling Chaol your bitch clearly your his. @official-dorian-havilliard

[official-dorian-havilliard]

You’re*

[official-manon-blackbeak]

You want that date or not.

[officialaelingalathynius]

Don’t correct a woman’s grammar if you want to live, Dorian.

[official-rowanwhitethorn]

Aelin, lets go home.

[ineffableeloquence-blog]

What even what This is The most Beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

[peyfler]

I’m crying

[blxrryface101-deactivated201809]

Our fandom at its best. 😻

[chaolwestfxlll]

Because we make it best ;) @blxrryface101

[official-kaltain-rompier]

Did someone say bitch?

[chaolwestfxlll]

KALTAIN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!! @official-kaltain-rompier

[official-kaltain-rompier]

I could ask you the same CAPTAIN

[chaolwestfxlll]

@official-dorian-havilliard KALTAIN IS HERE AGAIN I WAS HERE FOR BUSINESS!!

[thestuffinmylife]

This just keeps getting better

[chaolwestfxlll]

Also @official-kaltain-rompier SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!

[official-kaltain-rompier]

The same as you @official-chaolwestfall, we are all here for the attention of our prince.

[chaolwestfxlll]

Well I was here to deliver a letter I see your here to get in his bed @official-kaltain-rompier

[official-anselbriarcliff]

Well who knew Aelin’s new friends were such babies… although I am impressed she’s seemed to wrap so many of you around her little finger.. I’m looking at you, @official-rowanwhitethorn

[chaolwestfxlll]

HEY I HAD A ROUGH YEAR I ALMOST DIED TWICE AND LOST MY BFF AND ALSO I CANT WALK I HAVE LEARNED FROM MY MISTAKES AND I AM NOW THINKING ABOUT KILLING MY SELF MEANING SACRIFICING MYSELF TO SAVE MY FRIENDS SO DON’T TELL ME I AM A BABY!! @official-anselbriarcliff i am changing my life so sorry I yelled.

[official-anselbriarcliff]

Oh, don’t pretend you’re the only one who’s had it rough. No excuses here, kale @official-chaolwestfall

[official-rowanwhitethorn]

@official-anselbriarcliff @official-chaolwestfall You guys know nothing

Try being tortured by skinwalkers.

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

OH MY LORD THIS IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!!!

[officialnehemiaytger]

guess who’s back, back again

[chaolwestfxlll]

OMG 😲I AM TOTALLY SCREWED NOW FUCK!! @officialaelingalathynius @official-dorian-havilliard @official-rowanwhitethorn @official-nesryn-faliq

[official-nesryn-faliq-blog]

@official-chaolwestfall The only screwing you get to do is me…… how dare you tag other people while you have me and only me

[official-kaltain-rompier]

How dare you not tag me!!! I’m the most important person here!!

@official-chaolwestfall

[official-dorian-havilliard]

What’s going on.

[officialaelingalathynius]

I have no idea

[chaolwestfxlll]

More of our friends are joining us @official-dorian-havilliard and @officialaelingalathynius we are having a 🎉!

[rowan-not-chaol]

I fucking love this so hard. Excuse my curse, but gods above this fandom is on point 👌🏼😭 crying because it’s beautiful

[officialaelingalathynius]

This makes me want to kill myself

[rowan-not-chaol]

Noooooo!!!!!! You and Rowan are going to make beautiful little, bad ass babies that are going to cause hell for Fenrys

[officialaelingalathynius]

Well, yeah

[theofficial-aedion-ashryver]

Do I get a say in this?? I’m not so sure I want my queen and cousin to have “bad ass babies” with @official-rowanwhitethorn she’d be vulnerable. Can’t have such things in times of war. Think like a soldier. @officialaelingalathynius

[chaolwestfxlll]

@theofficial-aedion-ashryver No one cares I am sorry but I am done with drama oh btw @official-samcortland this is Aedion Ashryver, Aedion Ashryver this is AELINs dead ex SAM you two kids have fun now good bye and good luck!

[theofficial-aedion-ashryver]

What. The. FUCK. @official-samcortland IF YOU DONT START EXPLAINING BEFORE I GET TO MY SWORD WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SOME PROBLEMS. @official-lysandra is a ghost leopard AND a SEA DRAGON and we would be happy to let her have a go at you.

[official-samcortland-blog]

@theofficial-aedion-ashryver Hey babe 😉 What’s up. You into boys

[theofficial-aedion-ashryver]

Hey, Sam, what’s up? You into me smashing your face in? @official-samcortland

[official-samcortland-blog]

@theofficial-aedion-ashryver Hehe. I can smash something else…..

[theofficial-aedion-ashryver]

I’m gonna kill this boy. Aelin, if you’re against it at all, let me know now before I send your ex to ANOTHER GRAVE. @official-samcortland @officialaelingalathynius

[official-samcortland-blog]

@theofficial-aedion-ashryver come on Aedion, don’t be such a party pooper. Nobody likes those. I’m having a party for myself to celebrate me coming back from the dead, and your invited 😊 everyone is, but it’s a slumber party…. you can share a room with me 🙄😏😏

[theofficial-aedion-ashryver]

I’d take my Lysandra over you ANY DAY @official-samcortland @official-lysandra now if you don’t crawl back into whatever grave you came out of, you’ll get to be deeply acquainted with my friend the HUNDREDS OF YEAR OLD FAE WARRIOR, @official-rowanwhitethorn and my fire breathing bitch queen, @officialaelingalathynius

[official-rowanwhitethorn]

Get a room.

[theofficial-aedion-ashryver]

@official-rowanwhitethorn just like you did with my cousin?? Thanks for the help.

[official-rowanwhitethorn]

It’s a different situation

[theofficial-aedion-ashryver]

Oh yea I forgot. IT WAS A BEACH. Not even a room @official-rowanwhitethorn

[official-rowanwhitethorn]

Aedion, I’ve nailed your cousin in both.

[rowaelinfeysandtrash-blog]

Holy fuck I didn’t know how much I needed this in my life. THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS FANDOM.

[georgia-illea]

@marid-illea @august-illea @georgia-illea the original Tumblr family

[prince-consort-erik]

What do u think about the Marid Blogger?

I think they’re pretty funny. I was really confused for a while because they were posting these things and I hadn’t read The Crown yet, but now I get SO MUCH of it and it’s hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

[marid-illea]

Aw, people value other people’s opinions! That’s cute.

But it’s cute you think I’m hilarious. Hey, did you know I’m a Slytherin? How about I “Slytherin” to you.

[prince-consort-erik]

Oh. My. God.

Go drink your vodka, Marid.

[marid-illea]

Originally posted by breathlessley

Joke’s on you! I already drank my vodka!

[august-illea]

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

[marid-illea]

Are you supporting my alcohol problem? God, Dad, you’re never there for me.

[august-illea]

I WAS TOO BUSY TRYING TO GET RID OF THE CASTES YOU UNGRATEFUL FOOL … or should I call you… Madrid 😏😏😏

Originally posted by mumblrnots

[marid-illea]

FUCK YOU. WHERE’S MOM?

Originally posted by gifs-of-stiles

[august-illea]

This is what she said… #sorrynotsorry

Originally posted by somethingwhosnottaken

Originally posted by sterekandstelena

[august-illea]

Guess what marid… the truth hurts

Originally posted by unjustifieddworld

[marid-illea]

EVERYONE IS, DAD. THEY JUST DON’T KNOW IT YET.

[august-illea]

Stop lyin’ to yourself boi. And stop posting Dylan O'Brien GIFs!!!

Originally posted by reactiongifsandpics

[marid-illea]

FUCK YOU, DAD. I’LL POST DYLAN O’BRIEN GIFS IF I WANT.

Originally posted by sourwolf-did-you-just

[august-illea]

You, my son….. Are very stupid

Originally posted by tugbaheaven

[marid-illea]

YOU’RE THE WORST DAD EVER.

[august-illea]

WELL I’D RATHER HAVE DRACO MALFOY AS MY SON, YOU PEASANT

Originally posted by descartestoilesfesses

[marid-illea]

FUCK YOU, DAD. GET A LIFE. I’M GOING TO BED.

[august-illea]

Good night 😘

[eadlynlove-blog]

What. Just. Happened?

[tuggingmyearmydear]

Well there was a very special father-son bonding moment. We also learned August’s GIF perfection.

[prince-consort-erik]

Throwback to when the Illéas invaded my post.

[georgia-illea]

What a time when the family still talked... @august-illea @marid-illea

[the-selection-confessions]

[marid-illea]

It was so much better when I was alone.

[august-illea]

Well, we were quiet for like, a month? Does that count?

[georgia-illea]

i think we’ve mellowed out a bit

[georgia-illea]

I’m surprised that people still follow me on here since this account has practically died. But since the coloring book is coming out soon maybe the fandom will flare up again?

[marid-illea]

this acc has been dead lately what happened

I have a life

[ultrafacts]

[the-reckless-ronin]

legit same tho

[prince-consort-erik]

[georgia-illea]

YOU. LEAVE. MY. SON. OUT. OF. THIS.

[august-illea]

@georgia-illea Have you heard that we got a granddaughter?

[georgia-illea]

WHAT

[ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate]

@marid-illea your body makes me hot ;)

[marid-illea]

Your body makes me, well, not.

[georgia-illea]

Ooh tell em

[krisspiaria]

The Heir Duology: My dreamcast

19. The Saboteur

“Marid Illea hadn’t set foot in the palace in years. The last time I’d laid eyes on him, he was a gangly preteen who hadn’t quite mastered conventional conversation. But his round cheeks had turned into a jaw line sharp enough to cut, and his stringy limbs had filled out, hitting the seams of his suit with perfect precision.”.

Dreamcast

James Maslow as Marid Illea

[prince-consort-erik]

FUUUUUCKKKKKK

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

OMG YOU GOT MY FAN CAST WHOEVER MADE THE EDITS THANK YOU EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT FOR ME!!!

[marrymeaspen]

Anybody else imagining Marid in big time rush?

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

✋ I am

[mackenzie-illea]

@marid-illea anything I should know about Hun?

[georgia-illea]

Marid is secretly in a boy band

[mackenzie-illea]

Really? Tell me more about teenage Madrid

[georgia-illea]

Well you see, before our little Madrid wanted to steal the crown, he wanted to steal the heart of every fan girl. And he was going to do so by being in a boy band. I think we can all see how that worked out

[mackenzie-illea]

So he’s been a failure twice? I’ll just have to steal the crown myself

[august-illea]

He left us and changed his name to James Diamond… But look who came crawling back to the Illéas now

[marid-illea]

This is not true DON’T LISTEN TO THEM

[mackenzie-illea]

It’s hard to believe when I’ve heard you try to sing in the shower

[marid-illea]

I was talking about the James thing. I was in a band and it was great. YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME.

[mackenzie-illea]

Maybe id support you if your dreams were bloody realistic. But you can’t be in a boy band just for your looks Hun, you need some form of talent

[marid-illea]

Is that not how One Direction became a thing? Oh well.

[mackenzie-illea]

One direction became a thing because they let me know that I am beautiful

[marid-illea]

AND I HAVEN’T?

[grace-illea]

Tsk tsk tsk… It seems that all the Illea men have trouble being good husbands @damon-illea @gregory-illea @august-illea @marid-illea

[august-illea]

Hey, Leave me outta this. I’m a good husband @georgia-illea Aren’t I?

[georgia-illea]

You're the best thing in my life 😘

[krisspiaria]

The Heir Duology: My dreamcast

19. The Saboteur

“Marid Illea hadn’t set foot in the palace in years. The last time I’d laid eyes on him, he was a gangly preteen who hadn’t quite mastered conventional conversation. But his round cheeks had turned into a jaw line sharp enough to cut, and his stringy limbs had filled out, hitting the seams of his suit with perfect precision.”.

Dreamcast

James Maslow as Marid Illea

[prince-consort-erik]

FUUUUUCKKKKKK

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

OMG YOU GOT MY FAN CAST WHOEVER MADE THE EDITS THANK YOU EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT FOR ME!!!

[marrymeaspen]

Anybody else imagining Marid in big time rush?

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

✋ I am

[mackenzie-illea]

@marid-illea anything I should know about Hun?

[georgia-illea]

Marid is secretly in a boy band

[mackenzie-illea]

Really? Tell me more about teenage Madrid

[georgia-illea]

Well you see, before our little Madrid wanted to steal the crown, he wanted to steal the heart of every fan girl. And he was going to do so by being in a boy band. I think we can all see how that worked out

[krisspiaria]

The Heir Duology: My dreamcast

19. The Saboteur

“Marid Illea hadn’t set foot in the palace in years. The last time I’d laid eyes on him, he was a gangly preteen who hadn’t quite mastered conventional conversation. But his round cheeks had turned into a jaw line sharp enough to cut, and his stringy limbs had filled out, hitting the seams of his suit with perfect precision.”.

Dreamcast

James Maslow as Marid Illea

[prince-consort-erik]

FUUUUUCKKKKKK

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

OMG YOU GOT MY FAN CAST WHOEVER MADE THE EDITS THANK YOU EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT FOR ME!!!

[marrymeaspen]

Anybody else imagining Marid in big time rush?

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

✋ I am

[mackenzie-illea]

@marid-illea anything I should know about Hun?

[georgia-illea]

Marid is secretly in a boy band

[prince-consort-erik]

Marid when he doesn’t get the crown from Eadlyn like

[georgia-illea]

If ONLY our son could be as great as the Greatest Olympian of All Time

[marid-illea]

At least I don’t smoke pot.

[georgia-illea]

At least Phelps has actually won something in life

[prince-consort-erik]

Marid when he doesn’t get the crown from Eadlyn like

[georgia-illea]

If ONLY our son could be as great as the Greatest Olympian of All Time