Dan Hampton

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay

[stebbyfrenchguy]

but then how will i see your beautiful eyes bro?

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

bro

[animalrates]

[tozbraks-deactivated20180212]

everybody: hugh, bring your big ass muscles over here and punch this guy on screen hugh jackman, quietly: i just want to sing

[serenne-personal]

Could I please have a high school musical remake where mature student Hugh Jackman goes back to college/university to get a new degree and is immediately headhunted by the school boxing or wrestling team or something like that and he’s just quietly there, getting his BFA in Musical Theatre

[tozbraks-deactivated20180212]

thank you for the only addition to this post that matters

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[adeles]

The Lion King (2019)

[2-13-97]

[nitrqin]

 IG - @matthew.shaww

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

i am going to think about this every day for the rest of my life (x)

[dogposts]

[evooob]

when you an introvert and your friends leave you at a party

[dan-hampton]

i hate hipster tumblr quotes more than anything

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

*new yorker voice* bada bing

[qh-deactivated20170215]

*other new yorker across the street* bada boom

[carriejmo]

*another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT

[fakeplasticbeats]

*new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE

[mariopartyds]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[dan-hampton]

I wish i had someone to take photos of.

[mr-eatme]