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hello! i'm jordan. 26. she/they but in a guy way. leo. icon by me :)

[dana-sculllys]

hello everyone welcome to my biannual (the one where its every 2 years, not twice a year) Im Alive post :)

[nyaa]

I’m so√﹀\_︿╱﹀╲/╲︿_/︺╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\/\︹▁╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔╲▁︹_/﹀▔\⁄﹀\╱﹀▔︺\︹▁︿╱\╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\︿╱\︿︹_/▔﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\╱﹀╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹▁︿⁄╲︿╱﹀╲

[toki-pona]

hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones

[junglejim4322]

Two things that I think are way more common than most people realize because few people want to admit to them is having a period of time where you have no friends & never having really dated someone well into adulthood. The second one is observation but I find when I tell people a few years ago I had no friends it ends up resulting in them telling me that they also used to have/currently have no real friends. When I first was getting social again and felt like a feral child raised by wolves while all my peers had moved on w their lives my therapist told me “most people are as lonely as you are” and at the time I was like okay cope 😑 but now looking back she actually could not have been more right

[warriorprincesstramp]

the ear nose and throat being all connected is so heinous

[warriorprincesstramp]

worst throuple ever and the sex is disgusting!!!

[dana-sculllys]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[dana-sculllys]

just realized its been over a year since i posted. what's up guys what's been happening

[morrithal]

meeting on the turret stairs tuesday

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[orcboxer]

"umm I hope you guys know orcs would kill you if you tried to fuck them" whaaat holy shit man orcs are typically depicted as chaotic evil savages? no waaay dude, this whole time I've been eroticizing the monstrous as a deliberate critique of the racist and ableist undertones in the classical orc archetype, when I should have simply realized that elements of popular fiction are objective absolutes that can't be reexamined or remixed through the cultural lens of the ever-shifting presentttttt

[dana-sculllys]

think i’m going to relearn long division

[dana-sculllys]

just finished single digit divisors. this shit is easy

[dana-sculllys]

this is nothing to me now.

[cowboy-garfield]

POV you're a scientist at One Direction Inc. breeding brain fungus that makes white women hallucinate gay relationships

[warmthseeker]

[fairycosmos]

i luv and yearn for community until people are annoying as shit oh my fucking god

[lakevida]

god it's like nobody even cares that [problem i've taken great pains to make sure nobody will acknowledge] looks like i have no choice but to make it worse in isolation for reasons i can't articulate and don't understand

[dana-sculllys]

is "AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA" a normal thing to comment on smut

[dana-sculllys]

oh yeah my birthday was last week

[travalicious]

[dana-sculllys]

not to be a cunt but some of y'all should use AO3's downtime to read actual books