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Avery | she/her | 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🐌🐛

[milkyenthusiast]

holy shit your boobs are huge, what cup size do you wear- *notices disgusted response* -See, many years ago, my father was slain by a girl with j cups

[girlhorse]

my pet seaweed

[mrhealyourgirl]

I thought you threw a Playstation 2 controller into the sea

[kosmogrl]

[welldressedandunimpressed]

I think this is my favourite Minecraft skin ever. One of the Beatles members. Like, whoever made this can't even tell them apart, but was still inspired enough to bother making a Minecraft skin and uploading it for anyone to use. No, it's not just any guy in a suit; it's clearly a Beatle. So specific, yet so vague. Love it.

[memories]

I want to take a heaping batch of #ants and spread it all over me like I’m that peanut butter baby. You know the one.

[incensuous]

just saw someone post “it’s common knowledge ur not supposed to spam reblog from someone ur not mutuals with” …..?????????? am i confused??? IS that common knowledge???? i try not to spam if i can help it but i actually personally love seeing spam notifs lmao??? unless i dont know what spam reblog means

[themountainsays-deactivated2025]

Reblog if you like it when people “spam reblog” from you or whenever that means at any time

[sqrt-73]

screw ray bradburys 6 word poem. here’s my 2 word one:

Keep reading

[nerves-nebula]

me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

[nerves-nebula]

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

[charl0ttan]

kronks new groove has now been out longer than the emperors new groove. feel old yet

[viralfrog]

[gaymerkittycat]

[slicedcheesegremlin]

hi

[mrbadbuoy]

[world-of-lang]

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

[weary4u]

[anik]

i love this guy

[bisthefairy]

This looks like a fucking Deltarune theory

[jordanbolton]

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

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