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Hey guys so apparently blogs are supposed to be good for you so here I am. Get ready to hear about the first world problems of an asshole billionaire's progressive daughter. If you're into that sort of thing.

#Dana Downer - venty posts

#Dana Speaks - Original Posts

#Danswers - Ask box stuff

#Dankqueue - Queue

#billionaire rp #billionaire roleplay #introduction #unreality #dana speaks

dorky-jenny

also

agentloonypants

Recently released court records show that the CEO who was allegedly murdered by his own driver owed the man a “substantial amount of money".

#anti capitalism

toxifoxx

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

#dankqueue

big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend

canceled my prime membership today

#dankqueue #anti capitalism

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

am taking perverse pleasure in reminding people it's 2025. that's a star trek year. silly little science fiction number. except it's happening, and DANG ain't it underwhelming!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

for Gen Z folks who didn't live through it:

the late 2000s to mid 2010s were culturally, a time of a resurgence of hope. I don't think we seriously realized it at the time (for all the Obama campaign posters), but it honestly was the last period in recent history where it was assumed the future would be better.

that was a big thing, that many millennials didn't realize was a big thing, until it was torn away. we honestly thought it was over, the fear and uncertainty of the Cold War and the Nuclear Age (and Bush 2.0). we were born in an era of reprieve. things were bad, yes, the world was insane and unfair, but it was better than it was before. the world had been at the brink of ultimate disaster, and then it stepped back. (And we honestly thought we had escaped our parents' legacy, by sheer virtue of being born in the correct decade.)

I cannot overstate how much that shapes your worldview, growing up in a time where the recent present is better than the recent past. we had reason to believe the world was getting better. because it was, actually! for a good while there! progress was slow, but it was real, and we could feel its grit on our fingertips.

and now we're in an age of regression. because you were robbed. we were robbed. a great global era of robbery (of housing and food and time and health and body and freedom and fundamental human rights), has blossomed, and is happening everyday today.

be furious. they will steal the teeth from your gums.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

SO BITE WHILE YOU STILL CAN

#so bite while you still can

Me when my mother goes on another rant about how those below the poverty line are ruining America during dinner

#dana speaks #dana downer #should've just stayed in my room #this always fucking happens #unreality #billionaire roleplay #billionaire rp

This country is so fucked

#dana speaks #dana downer #billionaire roleplay #billionaire rp #anti capitalism #wish i could tag unreality #but like #aaaaaaaaaaa