july 4, 2005

hey I'm the fucking sun from the teletubbies

[glossierhateblog-deactivated201]

this is so sad alexa play shake it by metro station

[horsefieldmix]

[mikeysgerard]

MY FAVOURITE SEASON HAS BEGUN AND THE 4TH IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER TIME TO GET READY-------->OFF TO 2005

I live and breathe Petekey even after all these years and no one can stop me

If someone wants to join the SLD party, here’s the link to my playlist

[richletozier]

Things British boys don’t say: Splendid, Darling, Love, Sweetheart, Golly, Spiffing, Tremendous

Things British boys DO say: I think you’re as fine as tits. I’d smash her back doors in. Gary you absolute wanker. I’m off on the piss. Eric got wankered at pres and didn’t make it to the club. I’ll suck your nan.

[ryan-ross-mother]

2005-2009

[erogape-deactivated20250604]

What therapy is really like

Me: i wanna get hit by a car Her: what kind of car?

[oblivionscall]

time to meme

[just-shower-thoughts]

2003 is as far away as 2031

[1991series]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

[frostyadeux]

[last-2-laugh]

[lugmilla]

[5u5]

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

[daisiesandbumblebees]

please see a gynecologist

[dinuguan]

[draintheblood]

ryan just wanted to sing and perform and do his gay thing he didnt ask for everyone to suck him into all this drama i feel bad for him why doesnt anyone let him shine

[draintheblood]

…to clarify this is about high school musical but i suppose it also applies to panic! at the disco

[sasukesuchihasss-deactivated202]

*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son 

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

what the fuck. what does this even mean. who thinks of this shit. why is it so funny. i hate this site.

[lancesgun]

dont miss me with that gay shit. hit me. kill me with that gay shit