LAST DISCO

ren, 27, they/them, follow+likes from teetering-dinosaur

[jessisnotinteresting]

Hard launch ❌

Harder launch✅

[lizardsmp3]

like no it’s fine im just being hunted by an evil gay couple for sport

[pseudophan]

they're finally going to announce that they kiss on the mouth

[ratzinmyattic]

these fools are gonna take all my money

[yall-it-me]

dan and phil: job is to post things

dan and phil: we’re gonna post something

me: holy fucking shit sound the goddamn alarms

[pseudophan]

they're both pregnant and are announcing getting joint abortions

[lizardsmp3]

this is so fucking scary and so fucking ominous im so fucking scared of them what is their problem

[terribleinfluence-tour]

hey guys so im 99% sure there's gonna be a new tour so lets do this again shall we?

@hard-launch-tour

(blog very heavily under construction but it exists)

[c4nnab1sc4t]

BOY WHY YOU SO :P!!!

[whiskered]

“one day” x x

[userlesbian]

touch wood

[dnp-as-posts]

[diphowell]

oh noooo i can’t handle seeing dan go through the #happybirthdaydan tag on twitter and replying im gonna cryyyyy

he knows he’s loved (via furry artwork)

[diphowell]

i need to walk into the sea

[gaythewholetime]

I love that every year as a gift for Dan’s birthday we get the psychological warfare of waiting for Phil to pay the most boyfriend photos in the world

[yonpote]

heppy danday

[ahappydnp]

dnp x undertale

[ahappydnp]

i've never been more parasocial about anyone than i have dan howell. that man has made me laugh and sob and annoyed me and bewitched me and pissed me off and made me adore him for 14 years. like it is sooo true that he's always been one of us. he IS the internet's best friend and he's so fucking good at it and i love him so dearly he deserves the entire world