Just had an extremely random thought- we know dnp have a garden at the phouse right? So do you think they have a gardener or do they deal with it themselves? Like not saying they have a million different flowers and stuff, but for some reason the thought of Phil out mowing the grass just made me randomly giggle on a Sunday morning.
funniest possible bed arrangement is that the blue room is the bed they use when they want to work in bed/watch tv. and then they go to sleep in the other room <3
I believe Phil. With all the curved walls I feel like something might have gone wrong with construction and now it’s sinking and tilted. Timestamp 7:37
I don't know if they're just using a weird wide lense today but this video is raising a Lot of questions about the house layout again. why are none of their walls straight are there any 90° angles in this fucking house.
Until this video I thought the office was normal shaped. They have mentioned the living room and kitchen being upstairs before. So I thought the upstairs was really weirdly shaped and the downstairs was normal. But I guess not.
i have had this account for over 10 years, but nothing has driven me to spend 12 straight hours on this website until the phouse. like, why does it look like that? where is that blue couch? why would anyone choose a curved kitchen? this is like enrichment for captive roombas
I have never seen a curved kitchen before theirs. Like how do you build curved cabinets? Why are the walls curved? I just don’t understand it. What is the point of having a curved kitchen?
yes, the recent video was filmed in the phedroom + detailed phedroom notes
ok i saw some people saying that the room they filmed this video in didn't look like the phedroom / a bedroom at all, and while i saw some valid arguments in terms of normal human logic (like why would you have your master bedroom leading off from the literal entryway to your house??) we all know dnp are not normal people and their house is some kind of upside down avante garde experiment anyway, so Anything Is Possible, folks
i initially wrote a much more detailed piecing together of information from various sources to prove that this was the phedroom (below the cut), but then i remembered this one instastory dan posted from inside the phedroom that basically did all the work for me. look at that hallway leading into the room! it's identical to the video (you can even see the entryway floor lights through the half-open door)
so case closed, it's the phedroom.
but having already done all my detective work, i figured i may as well share it below. plus i still saw some speculation about what's behind the door in the hallway on the left! (tl;dr - it's their bathroom.) so here's my more detailed analysis of the room in general. do with this info what you wanna
obligatory disclaimer: i'm not trying to be creepy about dnp's house layout, but they choose what they want to show in their videos and people can't help noticing what they notice. so there we go. onward!
the table we see in the video on the left is one of the attached bedside tables. it's identical to its counterpart on the other side of the bed, which we can see in the catboy photoshoot. phondage bar visible on both ends
the closet they're using is dan's. at 4:30, dan turns on the lights inside the closet, which match the lights we've seen in roasting dan's fashion and dan is leaving me.
sidenote, i did wonder if it was the same closet bc the door looks really narrow in this video (eg the hallway leading into the room doesn't look very long) but i think it's just the angle, and also they might have only opened one of the doors as you can kinda see here (the door closer to us seems to be closed):
now for that mystery door on the left. it's their bathroom! in dan is leaving me, phil makes a reference to seeing things in the bathroom tiles and indicates an area directly opposite where they're filming:
so we can reasonably assume their en suite is behind the door opposite the closet, in the recent video (on the left)
and as a little extra tidbit (because it was already in my initial post & idk what information people want), their tub is in this en suite. the cat tile (first photo) matches the tiles around the tub rim (second photo, from another dan instastory):
that's all the stuff i noted! feel free to add on to this if you want/if i missed anything
ADDITION! (thanks @jonsaremembers for pointing this out)
in dan's selfie after the golden-piggening, you can see the same cabinet and reed diffuser (??) as in the cat tile photo, behind him. and through the bathroom door on the left, another door is visible — the door to the bedroom itself.
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