Joe Biden's Middle Name is Robinette

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[benihana-circumcision]

[danandphilsreallyrealaccount]

who’s the imposter

looking sus

who do we trust

Voting ended onJun 25, 2024

[acalia-deactivated20210923]

idk wtf any of u are talking about but i click the little heart anyway <3

[homeboygirl]

jesse. did you just plant those melons jesse. you know those take 12 days to grow. its already the 17th jesse. and you didnt use fertilizer. we arent going to make it. how are we going to get our 5 gold star melons now? at this rate we'll never finish the community center. i hate you.

[theythemmer]

the way he thought phil was actually going to give him a regular complement♥️ girl have you not lived with him for a decade

[ugli-ly]

is this anything

[danandphilsreallyrealaccount]

hey guys! sorry we haven't posted in a while. we've been so busy with work, life, the curse, etc., but we wanted all our followers to know we appreciate every one of you despite it all! dealing with the curse has honestly been really hard. being followed by spirits and tricksters bound to us by blood has really taken a toll on our mental health, so we had to take a step back from tumblr to focus on ourselves.

however, there's some exciting news.... !! we've been in correspondence with a professional who has an experimental treatment we want to try! they explained a bunch of technical stuff to us, but basically since the curse is a blood curse by nature, draining our vessels of all blood should do the trick.

we're going in for the first round of treatment on the 22nd, so wish us luck! and don't forget to stay crafty :-)

[wizardpotions]

consuming fan content isnt enough, i need to run him over in my 2003 honda civic

[danandphilsreallyrealaccount]

[danandphilsreallyrealaccount]

best show ever

[phancakes]

trunk dexting

[amaradjh]

well that wasn't funny great job twitter

[dnpoll]

was phil the asshole in the builder situation?

YTA

NTA

NAH

Voting ended onMar 18, 2024

YTA = you’re the asshole

NTA = not the asshole

NAH = no assholes here

[blueskittlesart]

went completely insane a few days ago and was like omg what if i redrew/redesigned every single sdv character portrait. lmfao

[ghoulish-art-tendencies]

Original post that inspired this is by @legalizecatboyz

saw the post and couldn’t stop myself from drawing dan and phil as silly little clowns

(edit: this is the original post that was then reposted to twitter which was then seen by dan and phil)

[yaoikage]

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

[lizardsmp3]

14 years of halloweens :’)