Lil Grump

Hey I'm Soph! I'm 18 n staying alive by watching game grumps lmao

[moved-to-viletoilet]

skinny peeniz >:D

[flyingtentacledlampfucker-deact]

[susiephone]

someone: wow i can’t believe kesha’s actually good now!

me, externally: haha, yeah, her new stuff is incredible

me, internally: her stuff has ALWAYS been incredible. just because her old stuff was more party and dance music and used autotune and was marketed towards teenage girls doesn’t change the fact that her lyrics have always been clever, heartwarming, and just plain fun. even if her old music wasn’t personally your cup of tea, you can’t pretend that she hasn’t always been a talented musician with a great voice – y’all talk like she didn’t release stripped-down versions of her old music with no autotune years ago, PROVING her voice is amazing. animal, cannibal and warrior had so many bops on them, so many uplifting party songs, and from the very beginning, she has been subverting and satirizing the drunken party girl image her label built up for her. and let’s not even get into the fact that she has a genius level iq, and is an all-around great person and has always been outspoken about human rights, and is an inspiration for abuse survivors everywhere, and,

[danavibangme]

Yo check out my mum and dad

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[ausimilation]

K. But I’m crying

[ayearofdan]

“Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.”

[aeaweyah-deactivated20220903]

“Find someone that makes you laugh as hard as they make you cum.”

— (via itcuddles)

[megurashkarchived]

i am so gentle and kind hearted

[megurashkarchived]

and stupid

[myrosecolouredgirl]

today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus

[likezoinksscoobs]

[parkchanwoohoo]

It’s feminist for me to fantasize about a beefy country boy to lift things for me and introduce me to his goats, because it turns me on and is therefore empowering!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!

[parkchanwoohoo]

Are there weird gender role issues here if he has a big appetite and I make a lot of food for him? NO, because I am also PEGGING HIM in this scenario!! I am the FARM DOMME

[parkchanwoohoo]

I’m going back in time to cancel this post because I’ve been told this is categorized as horny on main. Frankly I don’t see how it is horny to want someone in scuffed jeans blush while letting you pet their sheep but I’ve been overruled and I have a career to consider so [REDACTED]

[kryptonians]

Julia I’m reporting you

[kryptonians]

Julia I’m just worried about the goats

[parkchanwoohoo]

God okay you don’t understand, the goats initially are somewhat skittish but end up liking me right away, leading the farmboy to go “I’ve never seen them warm up to anyone so quickly before!” And we share a shy but tender glance as the sun sets, until a goat does something silly that makes us both break into laughter. The GOATS are ESSENTIAL in getting him to NUT IN ME

[thedgeofsleep]

danny don’t you know that you are cool as fuck on the inside?

[danavibangme]

Can I go to sleep and just not wake up pls wow

[to-be-dead-or-to-be-deactivated]

I want someone to love me as much as I hate myself.

[juliancasabutchcas]

Compassion is… kinda hot

[likezoinksscoobs]

here some highlights from ryans stream

[danavibangme]

You know we’re in for a good episode when it starts with ‘Hey Dan’