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Olive • 19 • she/her transphobia not welcomed

[fetalchild]

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[awesomgrlgr8job]

Hold you close like we both died My ever-present suicide My stupid fuck, my blushing bride Oh tear my heart out, tear my heart out

[juliancasabutchcas]

ugh I hate the idea that when I die people are gonna like be touching me and shit. Like they must take your clothes off after you die and like poke around. God. and when u go to concerts and stuff when they pat you down it’s so awful i got patted down last week though and forgot I had a knife on me and they didn’t even notice lol but tbh I don’t want to go to a concert ever again I don’t want to go anywhere where people r going to touch me apperantly they pat you down when u go for a drug screening for work and I feel sick thinking abt how I’m gonna have to do that soon. I don’t feel safe! Ever

[juliancasabutchcas]

every single kid in elementary school that wore puma sneakers was a complete weirdo

[juliancasabutchcas]

Same tho

Yea...

[juliancasabutchcas]

I’m just not like other people and I never will be and i spend all day in my stupid asinine fantasy world where I’m actually happy and someone people can enjoy I didn’t think I’d live this long and honestly I don’t feel like sticking around any longer but I will

[clashpistols]

[kreativekopf]

kurt cobain, 1992. by gie knaeps.

[royharper]

if demon megan fox killed my boyfriend i would simply date her

[royharper]

rip to needy but i'm different

[31women]

“I keep making mistakes, even the same ones over and over. I repeatedly attempt (and fail) to keep God and my fellow humans at arm’s length. I say no when I should say yes. I say yes when I should say no. I stumble into Holy moments not realizing where I am until they are over. I love poorly, then accidentally say the right thing at the right moment without even realizing it, then forget what matters, then show tenderness when it’s needed, and then turn around and think of myself way too often. I simply continue to be a person on whom God is at work.”

— Nadia Bolz-Weber, Accidental Saints

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[juliancasabutchcas]

I hate Seth Rogan the trailer for his movies always contains like pretty much every “funny” scene in the movie and then it’s like why even watch it then? For the plot? Just to waste two hours of your life?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[herewe-g0again-deactivated20210]

Y’all i’m not even married in real life, but like i miss my wife, and i don’t even know who she is yet

[unclefather]

[juliancasabutchcas]

:/

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[juliancasabutchcas]

Most men aren’t actually that funny but they regurgitate a lot of jokes and do goofy things and consume “funny” media giving them an air of being funny, where as a lot of women seem to innately understand the elements of comedy itself and they can just like be recounting their trip to the grocery store and have you in fits

[juliancasabutchcas]

but also I prefer when my dreams aren’t good bc when they are good I get so caught up in something actually good happening that when I wake up and am reminded of reality I feel extra depressed