so it seems the vulture's gettin' too full to fly

Joseph // 26 // Patrick World 🌎 central time // rpf truther // nsfw content & tags

[dancedance-miserable]

[pacifisnake]

computer how do I kiss someone through a screen. computer how do I pull him through the screen so I can cuddle him. computer. computer do you hear me

[dancedance-miserable]

Just went through and individually deleted every post and comment and then my whole reddit account IM FREE

[milftrick]

while I was hunting around on pintrest for funzies I did manage to find this photo of patrick that was unnerving not in the concerning images way but in the weird-hybrid-of-eras way. I think this is the only time his blond hair looks vaguely soft and/or healthy. very inch resting to me.

[rpfofficial]

5 pm thought: he's gay lol

11 pm thought: unfortunately the sad but logical reality is that he is straight and just kind of a weird freak and also a misogynist but it's still beautiful how romantic his obsession with his best friend is and how its psychosexual nature haunts all his creative work

2 am thought: he's gay and he wants to fuck men and i know this for a fact. and also a misogynist

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I encounterd one of those thorn (þ) guys and while he was opening google on his phone to copy the symbol I punched him in the throat and stole his wallet

[josephtrohman]

11.18.2017

[dancedance-miserable]

When your mom bitches about the kitchen being cluttered and unusable but is the culprit of the first photo. Took less than 30 seconds to do it correctly, btw

[dancedance-miserable]

I think my legit ultimate life goal is to not share a bathroom with anyone. I don't even want to be ballsy enough to wish for an en suite, just my own fucking bathroom

[dancedance-miserable]

Man subreddit mods suck so much. Imagine having to read and memorize like 2,000 words of usually pretty arbitrary rules any time you want to make a post on the internet. Getting your post deleted because it's spam to post a help question on a Saturday. Kill yourself

[dailyjoetrick]

2007

[ohplasticheart]

fuck you and your argyle sweater it pisses me off how much im in love with you

[dancedance-miserable]

Watching the sportsball people see different world cup fan interactions realize that yes, sports in fact creates community is great. Yes, it's been like that this whole time. Welcome to being a person

[rowan-ashtree]

doesn't compel me. compels me though

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[kosmogrl]

july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good

[wheredidntthepartygo]

The Story of Fall Out Boy (2025)