Prospero's greatest duelist

[monist-4]

[A picture taken from the deck of a ship, stars hanging in the void colored by distant nebulae. Almost out of view is a bit of a space station, "ASAP" can be seen painted in big green letters, with the house of dust's sigil painted below it]

Out of nearlight.

And it feels good.

I've done my best to get a read on the civilizations of the Orion Arm through the omninet, and I've ultimately found that the one true "mystery" that remains is the region known as "Aunic Space," and I am very tempted to take the Asap blink directly to the other end of the arm to understand that which I do not.

I think that would be a waste of everything that lies ahead, though. It's a shorter leap to Rào Cỏ, so I think I'm making for the rim- but nothing is in stone. I have no directive from the diplomatic corps to guide me. I am only good at fighting (piloting). Really, this is a too-long way to ask a question. Omninet- what is worth experiencing?

[neramontagueofficial]

[IDENT:::OPHRYS]

A short list, in no particular order:

At in the Moldoveanu Blinkgate, on the starside port, about a 15 minute walk from the diplomatic offices if you head towards the internals of the station, there is a small stand that offers stuffed flatbread and tea in a Jedani-Bohnyangi fusion style. I spent a week on that station waiting for travel clearance and ate half of my meals there. If you can manufacture a reason to blink to Jedah, it is genuinely some of the best food I've ever eaten.

Karrakin epic opera.

I have not tried it but you do seem the type to enjoy Vast hunting. Just do ensure that your guide is local and in good standing with the regulatory councils.

I had a very good time diving on Europa back when I was stationed on the Jovian moons.

I am sure I will come up with others. I will keep you appraised.

[paws-akimbo]

New music, new food, gliss, and this one is critical: good, clear planetside views.

[metastatic-panopticon]

Sport, wethwr participation or spectating. Find one you like. Ignore the mainstream opinions on them. My personal reccomendation is skydiving on a high G planet.

[dancer-of-bones]

Dancingdancingdancingdancingdancing

[sugar-spice-and-candy-4-pilots]

Guess I should introduce myself, huh? (˶˃𐃷˂˶)

Callsign Beacon, reporting for duty! o7 I'm a Handler for @corsairmercenarycompanies ! And a darn good one if I do say so myself!! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

I've been a Handler for a few years now, but I've been a little shy and haven't hopped on the Omninet like this 'till now. I figured it would help to just drop straight into things, 'stead of being all coy and pokin' all you lovelies through the company account.

So so excited to meet you allll!!! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

(Ooc: Another Kiwi blog because I like my new pink thing. I will make more blogs until they are pried from my cold, dead, feathery paws. Enjoy my critters or suffer the consequences /silly)

[hot-claws-420]

Idk y but this lady always gav me the creeps wen i was a CORSAIR...

[staring-into-the-black]

Smart.

-Telescope

[sugar-spice-and-candy-4-pilots]

Awwww I just got here and yall are being mean to little ol me?? (╥﹏╥)

Ugh fiiiine no belly rubs for the pretty kitty and... uh. No candy for Telly? Lol

[hot-claws-420]

i hav belly rubs at home >:(

[dancer-of-bones]

Whoever gives them must be very brave!

[differentsortofdragon]

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Personal Logs - Entry #2

Current Locale - Somewhere on Prospero

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The calm did not persist.

I am being followed once more.

Fewer, now.

Fewer still.

But they are there.

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[differentsortofdragon]

..The static is silent today.

The winds low and gentle,

Rustling leaves far above me.

...

It's nice.

[cmdr-noah-colorado-reed]

One of the worst sins of HA is reinventing Gacha Games. They were dead for ten thousand years, why is the sexism casino back?!

[hot-claws-420]

@brigade-legion-first-forward

lmao r u a 5 star in the next patch??

[brigade-legion-first-forward]

This is a whole fucking thing because no. If you'd believe it I'm not. I've sent messages to the team developing it and apparently I'm too niche to justify being a 5 star pull.

4 stars in this patch, and the next. 🙄

They've got a whole new arc coming though, so for anyone... morbidly curious, now would be the time to get into it. It's better than it has a right to be, definitely better than certain sentiments on the omninet might want you to believe.

[hot-claws-420]

[Frantic omninent searching.]

Y AM I IN THIS GAME I WAS A SECRET GIVERNEMT EXPIRMANT!!?!?!

MY VOICE HAS WAY MOR VOCAL FRY THAN THAT!!!!!

...

whar...

YD THEY MAKE MY ASS SO BIG IS IT LIEK THAT IRL??!?!?

[dancer-of-bones]

Yes.

[pissfuckhorus]

1 TH1NK IM STARV1NG 2 DEATH

I WAS R3ALLY H0PING THAT THER3E W0LD BE C00L HALUCINTINZ

BUT M0STLY ITS JUST ST0MACH HURTING AND TIR3D

B0R9MG

[onehellofavulture]

>// I leave for just a couple of days to focus on finishing the training of the new guys and what do I return to?

>// Apparently Styx can shrink now

>// Colorado is going fully into the body mods

>// You are lost and starving

>// Photon lost Omninet connection and is only now getting back

>// Ilfrith is being Ilfrith

>// And I am pretty sure I saw a post floating about regarding HA Yuri, which…..

>// Based

>// But that’s besides the point

>// What happened, why is everything so chaotic right now?

>// Why does everything interesting happen when I am not here to comment on it?

Callsign:VULTURE

[cmdr-noah-colorado-reed]

HA Yuri? What about Horus Yaoi or IPS-N Bara (and the lesbian equivalent)

SSC has hetero vibes.

[onehellofavulture]

>// HA Yuri, Horus Yaoi, IPS-N Bara, while SSC is hetero?

>// Yeah, Sure I’ll incorporate all that into my view of those groups

Callsign:VULTURE

[callsign-stuntshow]

<<I can almost feel frown lines growing micrometers on Harrison III’s Face grow every time someone says “HA Yuri.”>>

<<Needless to say. All the more reason to keep the phrase circulating.>>

<<SSC Hetero seems too simple though.>>

<<We’d need something more snappy and marketable than “Eyes wide shut” levels of freak.”>>

[onehellofavulture]

>// SSC could definitely be like… shitty hetero dark romance books

>// Think like… 75 shades of blue or something

>// Definitely appealing to the ‘Middle aged without partner’ demographic

Callsign:VULTURE

[storymonger]

what are all u on abt

[onehellofavulture]

>// Considering this is all re-blogged from Pissfuck’s post about starving to death

>// I don’t even know anymore

>// I think we lost the plot

>//… I will still take those recommendations if you are offering, this was all just set off because I saw a post asking for Yuri recommendations set under HA

>// So I guess, different romances set under corporate background? That’s what this is?

Callsign:VULTURE

[storymonger]

o if ur talkin abt the MW's post im pretty sure they were lookin for HA produced yuri

u shld look into it i think theyre in the market bc they wanna turn it into a novel torture device or smth

direct psychological ohko vs the rat in their cargo hold

n e way i dont watch that trash i only have the most bespoke of low budget station horror

yknow the stuff w the really good wet puppets n the random mutant vent crab plots

[monkeyspawtriggerfinger]

hey yeah so is he dead or

[monist-4]

If he is ill just bring him back. I like pissfuck. I want him to get his apotheosis, or whatever.

[monkeyspawtriggerfinger]

you really dont have to

[onehellofavulture]

>// Counterpoint

>// It would be really funny

>// So I vote he gets revived

Callsign:VULTURE

[cmdr-noah-colorado-reed]

Revive him, but take away his Manticore liscense for a bit.

It would be funny

[dawn-will-break]

That would lead to the mother of all crash outs, I wanna see it now.

[dancer-of-bones]

I mean modern science can do what borders on actual necromancy sooooo

[pissfuckhorus]

1 AM ST1LL DR1FT1NG 1N FUCKING SPAC3

I AM 0UT OF F00D

BEF0RE -NE OF U D1PSH1T 0MNI1NET BACKS3AT3RS ASK

Y3S THAT INCLUD3S THE BODI3ES

THE P1LOT TAST3D L1KE SH1T THE CAPTA1N TAST3D LIKE SH1T

THE 3NGINEERS W3RE ALR1IGHT COULD TAST3 THE O1L ONEM

D0CT0R TAST3D FUCKING V1LE FUCK1NG HAT3 D0CT0RZ

ANYWAYZ 1 GU3SS IF IM AB0UT TO STARV3 1'LL OVERLOAD THE REACT0R BUT THAT WOULD BE R3AL LAM3 IF N0B0DY ELZE WAS H3RE TO D1E WITH M3

OOOOOOOOH W3LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

AT L3AST IM NOT 0UTT O GL1SSSSSSSSSSZZZZZSSS BABYY Y3AH

[monist-4]

LMAO dude you fucked up bigtime. I am laughing at you bigstyle right now.

[styx-class-nhp]

What kind of back alley doctors do you have doctors taste great

[hot-claws-420]

...

i shouldnt way in on this...

[dancer-of-bones]

What's the phrase, "Hello Nurse?"

[hot-claws-420]

The tall form of Moira walks over and puts her hand on Sally's shoulder. Noticing the limp form of Sunny's subalterns.

"You want a drink to calm down?"

@the-wailing

imma b honest Stilts i want liek fucking twelve

[Even from the hand on its shoulder, Moira can tell its pulse is pounding. More than usual.]

[the-wailing]

"Sure I can get you that. What's your poison?" She could feel Sally's emotions just through proximity. Whatever was the problem, it was outside of her or her friend's control.

[hot-claws-420]

'nother Nemean pls...

[The energy that usually explodes from Sally just... isn't there.]

@dancer-of-bones Dancer!

[She shouts across the room.]

Ur still here rite? want anything?

[dancer-of-bones]

[The shark lady, absolutely dripping (and as Moira can probably sense, overstimmed to madness) stumbles back into view from the crowd at a moments notice, the mere suggestion from the Nemean being enough to pull her out of drunken torpor-]

O-Oh! I'm fine- *hic* actually, had... way too many, but could go play fetch? Your uh, freind seems better at... *gestures vaguely* this

[dancer-of-bones]

[Attatched is a selfie.]

[Welp. It's clear she's not in fact made of porcelain. She's got countershading; her back is dark bluish grey.]

[The fact that dancer is a literal shark girl is the least concerning thing thi she's got her neon rave outfit on still and is currently upside down in an oversised bucket of water, holding the slate shakily.]

[hot-claws-420]

Gorgon pilots want my aperture so bad

[dancer-of-bones]

What happens if you look directly- [drops her slate]

[dancer-of-bones]

I DESERVE A MASSIVE POOL PARTY ON MY VACATION DAYS IM LITERALLY SHORK

[hot-claws-420]

[Sounds of heavy gulping.]

THIS BAR NAMED A DRINK AFTR ME!!! THE NEMEAN!!! EQUAL PARTS EVERCLEER AN BEER!!A! WITH RE D FOOD DYE MWAWAWAWA!!!

[dancer-of-bones]

Not a... hic shurprishe....

[dancer-of-bones]

The sun is staring off into space.

[luna-wing-cns274]

< do you have to drop a shōnen monologue before popping core or is it ok to just press the button, I never know with cav pilots. shining finger headass >

[dancer-of-bones]

Depends. Ssc often have a shonen monologue as the activation phrase.

[differentsortofdragon]

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>] Connecting..

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>] User Unknown

>] Query?

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>] Unknown Error Detected

>] Showing Search History

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> What is coffee?

> Why is coffee beans?

> Where to buy coffee on [Redacted]?

> Where to get coffee machine?

> How to make coffee without coffee machine or beans?

> Why coffee?

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>] Terminal Disconnected.

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[monist-4]

Question for the people. Pilots specifically. Good ones (lancer, kuriasser, whatever you call yourself). I don't care about your opinion if you suck shit. [Do you have a favorite pilot?] Like, that you enjoy watching. Or thinking about. Maybe model yourself after. Someone you admire, you know, you know. There's some work that goes into finding them but I really, really, really like watching unlisted, no commentary crisis footage that features STARSLAYER. That's a big go to when I'm bored and need something in the background while I work on Midori or cook for the guys. I also really like the courtroom evidence video of the "Sicario" Blackbeard from that one Station raid (I replay the part in the middle where he shreds three frames in two seconds a lot). I guess that's more than one but I think they're so cool and they're my favorites. Who's yours?

Have a good day and thank you for reading my question! -Ilfrith

[luna-wing-cns274]

< I’ll have a favorite pilot the day somebody puts a bullet in bala shimano >

[monkeyspawtriggerfinger]

My CO said I have an unhealthy obsession with ‘schmovement’ does anyone know what the fuck shes on about

[dancer-of-bones]

It means your CO is a little bitch

[monkeyspawtriggerfinger]

I sent him this I hope u don’t mind ppl u don’t know or care about being mad at you forever

[dancer-of-bones]

That's basically my job lmao