Dancer In Blue

L. Personal. Humour // Multifandom

[catsbeaversandducks]

UPS drivers have the most interesting photos to share. 

Photos via UPS Dogs

[sandandglass]

The Daily Show, August 18, 2016

Jordan Klepper gets to know Trump supporters

[maxandthespidersfrommars-deacti]

It’s like shooting fish in a barrel

[nathanvj]

lmaoooooo they all stupid

the bend

and slap

[fearliath-blog]

I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

[woolfi76]

It must suck being the second generation of a post apocalyptic world cause like half the population is gonna be named Hope or some shit

[akame-jpg]

yo this fucking burnt toast of a president wants to defund the arts and this shit is getting ridiculous 

my career is essentially on the line bc this piece of shit thinks the arts aren’t doing anything for anyone 

if you actually do some fucking research, you would realize how the arts help so many people in so many ways 

but no you just want to pull shit out of your ass

[dancerinblue]

i teach at a nonprofit dance school sponsored by the national endowment for the arts, work at a museum sponsored by the institute for museums and library services, and have done research sponsored by documenting endangered languages program 

not only would these cuts mean people losing their jobs, it would destroy arts & culture for the 99% of americans who can’t afford to pay hundreds of dollars to see a play or go to an art gala, spend $30 on every book they read, pay for private tutors for music or language 

i wish anyone working/trained in an arts and humanities field would stop working for trump, and see how he can get along without architects, designers, artists, translators, speech writers, musicians, etc. probably couldn’t last a day 

but let’s give the biggest and most well-funded military in the world some more guns bc thats what we really need, rearmament and escalation of world conflict

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[whyskalker]

tag yrself art history edition

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[tastefullyoffensive]

Photography by Jorge Saenz

[sadhoc]

tag urself i’m historical and divine

[sexxaesthetics]

lingerie won’t cure my chronic depression, but if i’m gonna be sad, i might as look cute while i cry 

[sekaistudies]

I want to chill but I also want to learn 5 languages

[intoasylum]

[did-you-know]

There’s a song that’s been proven to reduce anxiety by 65%. It’s called Weightless by Macaroni Union, and it was specifically designed to slow your heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and lower cortisol levels. It’s so effective that it’s dangerous to drive while listening to it because it can make you drowsy. Source Source 2 Source 3

[southern-wilde]

YO O_O

[refinery29]

The Rock’s relationship with his daughter is probably the best thing you’ll see all day

Would your dad dress up as Pikachu for YOU?

Gifs: The Tonight Show

WATCH THE VIDEO

[freshofftheboatdaily]

[olocenne]

I would sell my soul