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@danceswithwerewoofs
‘[whispering in awe] it’s a lizard on a tiny motorbike…’
Dex laughs quietly seeing the picture Nick is showing him on his phone. “you’re such a fucking nerd,” and he’s pulling Nick in to kiss him. “It’s a rad as fuck lizard, though. I’d hang with that guy.”
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THINGS SAID BETWEEN ME & MY PARTNER / PART THREE. always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
‘oh my god, you and your peeing.’
‘why was that so aggressive?’
‘i thought something happened but you were actually just being a weirdo.’
‘why are they all gathered around? it’s like some kind of demonic cat ritual.’
‘that was such a sexy noise.’
‘i can’t push when i’m laughing!’
‘i have an IDEA.’
‘you little genius fucker, you.’
‘i am a little genius fucker, thank you for noticing.’
‘you don’t wanna join the little pow-wow over there?’
‘did you just injure yourself by sitting down?’
‘i didn’t injure myself in a stupid way!’
‘you made so many stupid noises that you had to judge yourself?’
‘[whispering in awe] it’s a lizard on a tiny motorbike…’
‘i’ll come kiss you… to DEATH.’
‘HE NEEDS A FRIEND.’
‘we’re terrible for each other.’
‘he knows them numbers. in a shady way.’
‘you’re the one who was tempting me to do crime the other day.’
‘don’t eat rubber bands they’ll coil around your intestines and kill you.’
‘i can always trust you to be up for some murder.’
‘can you just let me live sometime?’
‘it’s the only asshole i’ve ever touched.’
‘nothing ever goes well when it comes to me.’
‘that’s the point of us: we’re terrible.’
‘sometimes ya just gotta die.’
‘why is soulja boy always telling me things?’
‘i am dying. slowly. every day.’
‘i love you too but what the fuck was that.’
‘as you can see, i’m tired.’
‘she’s hiding beneath a pumpkin.’
‘i didn’t expect it to be so violent.’
‘attempts were made. feeble, feeble attempts.’
‘i didn’t think you meant pornos, but now you’ve said it…’
‘d’you know how hard it is to get comfortable on a sofa when you have a cat you have to put your legs around?’
‘i’ve returned, motherfucker.’
‘truth and helpfulness are not the same thing.’
‘i knew you were gonna say that but still: what the fuck.’
‘[sings] i’m so proud of youu! i’m so proud of you! im so PROUD of YOU!’
‘is someone loudly yelling boobs?’
‘we all know i don’t need any help making things fall over.’
‘you’re my primary skill.’
‘she’s just there. she exists only between my legs.’
‘but you’re mine. not hers. and that bitch needs to understand.’
‘out of context i sound like a jealous girlfriend. in context i’m just talking about my cat.’
‘don’t kill your friend. it’s rude.’
‘he doesn’t look very innocent to me.’
‘you never had a real childhood filled with childhood things.’
‘he thinks she’s such a wet blanket.’
‘we’ve said a lot of stupid shit today.’
‘you are cruel and unjust.’
Out of Context D&D Quote Starters:
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“EXCUSE YOU, I AM A HOT FAIRY.”
“I’ll kick a tree’s ass.”
“You should seduce the boat!”
“I killed a man today. In space. On a dragon. With a shovel.”
“Can I have flaming pistols?”
“No, you may not make a human centipede out of your army of 50 children.”
“Can I pay them money not to come near me?”
“I’m pretty sure fish don’t accept money.”
“I don’t know what we need to bleed on.”
“Let’s bleed on everything, just to be safe.”
“I’m going to go out on a limb and say we’re not going to solve this problem by bleeding on it.”
“Your ass is not a weapon you are proficient with.”
“That is the only dwarf ass I’m going to draw for you today.”
“Oh shit, I forgot the princess.”
“Did you just pull a gun out of your hair?”
“Who just carries spiders around in their pockets?!”
“He fought like he lived… Full of spears.”
“Ok, so there’s a lot of teeth in this water.”
“I’m not sure how to split a throne evenly. We all have a sitting schedule?”
“How many noses are going into this chicken?”
“We just turned a ritualistic orphan sacrifice chamber into a nightclub.”
“You started a cult!?”
“We need to give this guy a proper burial. After we loot his body. And take his teeth.”
“Yeah, he’s a ghost now. But I can punch ghosts, so it’s fine.”
“Have you ever seen a dragon choke on one hundred and thirty five orphans? Because you’re about to.”
“I can be responsible for my own severed leg, thank you.”
“Look, if I’m going to be a part of this Badger Cult, I expect career options!”
“I can’t believe you just pre-battle blazed it.”
“You lose the moral high ground after the second murder.”
“I am literally dying for your sins right now! Do not fuck this up for me!”
“Summon the monkeys! They will be relevant!”
“What happens if you die in Hell?” “Double Hell.”
“Long term goal: we put your corpse on the airship.”
“Does it still count as ‘evil’ if I feel really bad about it?”
“Everyone is ambidextrous until proven otherwise.”
“You blew up the sun!”
“Hold my record player, I’m going in.”
“I have never tried to stab you in a combat situation!”
“Want to use my knife? It’s only been used for our own ritual blood-letting.”
“I’m not sure we can even beat a log right now. We must negotiate with it.”
“I will beat the devil in an appropriate place and not ruin my floors.”
“I got drunk and now I’m sitting on the ground.”
“Get an ouija board or something and bring me back!”
“Hi, welcome to me time.”
“Do you have anymore almond milk?”
“Just do it!”
“Hell yeah!”
“[Name], stop!”
“Cover it in mustard, and call it a day.”
“The power of Christ compels you.”
“What?”
“[Name], no one is judging you.”
“We know you have a soap fetish, it’s okay, just let it out.”
“Who said you could come in?”
“What’s wrong with eating paint?”
“I will lock myself in the bathroom and fucking cry.”
“I don’t know what the fuck is happening.”
“I painted my face green, I’m ready to party.”
“Cannolis, bitch!”
“I look like a half eaten apple on a road trip.”
“Look how much your mom loves you!”
“Can’t you see what the fuck I’m wearing, bitch?”
“I’m having me time, get out.”
“The devil is everywhere.”
“I think what I’m trying to say is that I just wanna fucking disappear.”
“Some people think that I’m crazy, I’m just out here trying to have a good time, what’s your problem?”
“Don’t do drugs, not even once.”
“I have a basketball game tomorrow.”
“We’re good? Tight.”
“Don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again.”
“The darkness will swallow you whole.”
“This is a safe place.”
“I love you so much, but you test me every day.”
“You’re a nasty bitch!”
“I didn’t come here to fuck around.”
“I want to be seen from the heavens!”
“I love fucking myself up.”
“Don’t expose me like this.”
“Who you fightin’?”
“Please come back, please come back, please come back.”
“My face is burned.”
“Hi, welcome to I feel guilty.”
“I am on a never ending quest to be the most beautiful person in the world.”
“Look at me! And my exquisite face!”
“You have to go to your baseball game right now, son!”
“I think it looks natural.”
“Go away.”
“I’ll never let go.”
“Do I look like someone who wants to hurt your feelings?”
“What are your standards?”
“Can’t you see that I’m fucking leisuring?”
Nick/Dex //sending memes to myself from my other blog because I can.
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…
Who is more likely to hurt the other?: Either of them could hurt each other. They have occasional issues where there can be a lash out verbally when at their breaking point. But they work on it together so it doesn’t happen.Who is emotionally stronger?: Dex.Who is physically stronger?: Dex.Who is more likely to break a bone?: As far as accidental bone breaking, Nick. But also every full moon Dex’s bones kinda break so they can shift into werewolf form. So maybe Dex???Who knows best what to say to upset the other?: That’s a hard answer to pick. Because they could both easily find sore spots because of past anger and trauma issues. But I think Dex, to an extent, knows how to execute a smoother upsetting thing. He just chooses not to say them because he’s learned how to control his temper.Who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?: It depends what the argument was about.Who treats who’s wounds more often?: Dex treats Nick’s. Or he did in the past when he was getting hurt more often.Who is in constant need of comfort?: Nick.Who gets more jealous?: Dex.Who’s most likely to walk out on the other?: Nick. He doesn’t want to walk out, but if someone was going to, it would be Nick. He’s kind of already done it before they rekindled their relationship.Who will propose?: Dex.Who has the most difficult parents?: Nick.who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?: Both of them.Who comes up for the other all the time?: Both of them.Who hogs the blankets?: Nick.Who gets more sad?: NickWho is better at cheering the other up?: Dex is fucking great at cheering Nick up. But Nick is pretty good at the vice versa as well.Who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?: It’s less a slap, and more a light shoulder shove that sometimes ends in playful wrestling. But Dex.Who is more streetwise?: I’m not actually sure. Probably Dex??? MAYBE??? IDK.Who is more wise?: Dex.Who’s the shyest?: Neither of them are shy. But in comparison, Dex is. He’s in general more reserved when around people unless he’s comfortable enough with them. But I wouldn’t say he’s shy either.Who boasts about the other more?: Nick vc: hAVE YOU SEEN HOW HOT DEX IS??? HOLY SHIT. so Nick.who sits on who’s lap?: Nick sits in Dex’s lap usually.
First headcanon on this blog because I can-
Dex does have a cat. Her name is Bastet. She’s a chonky tortoiseshell. She’s very moody, and it does lead him to often call her Bastard when she gets fighty and bats at his hands for no reason when he’s just trying to pet her softly. But he treats her like a queen. Because when she’s in the mood for love she literally licks his nose and purrs like a lawnmower. He loves that cat even if she is a bit of an asshole sometimes.
He’ll call her an asshole, and laugh when people do it jokingly. But like he’ll defend the cat if someone actually tries to insult her. Like how dare you be actually rude to her. That’s so rUDE.
He’s a good boy, Karen!
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Indie werewolf oc. (His name is Dex.)
We friendly over here.
Things all tagged appropriately as possible.
In conclusion: Love Him(TM).
***Loved by Cecil.
