i’m the mess that you wanted

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[sheherlockholmes]

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

[ripdragonbeans]

I need the drag queen names of all the Targaryen men

[dancethroughanavalanche]

Thank you @chompchompluke for summoning me. ily habibi👹🖤 I made this as a headcanon and a powerpoint presentation a while back. I came up with a whole backstory + thought of how they would do during a season of RPDR (Westeros Edition)

(You just had to be there 🤌🏼 but I was playing a yassified version of the GoT theme song when I presented this)

All the fun stuff is under the cut🤠

Aegon's brand is that she's drunk, slutty, and always ready to party. Being an absolutely gorgeous queen, she's definitely gained a large following on Instagram and is one of the most anticipated contestants of the season. She definitely knows how to get a crowd going wild with her lipsync prowess and sexy performances, but we'll see how she fares in other challenges...

For her style, she sticks to pastels and lots of sparkle. She loves bringing a bit of a pinup element to her more glamorous lewks. Only ostrich feather boas for this bougie little diva! She loves a good pastel lace front with a side part styled in impeccable fingerwaves but that doesn't mean she doesn't shy away from a voluminous wig that she utilises during performances- a tasteful hairography queen! However, she is also a stunt queen so half of her wardrobe consists of slutty bodysuits that she can dance around freely in. She’s all about body-ody-ody. Her breastplate is expensive and she will get her money’s worth and wear it to every single one of her runway looks. She only pads her hips because she’s already draggin’ an absolute wagon in the back.

Her makeup is beautiful, but isn’t too experimental. Maybe she’d go for a black lip on Halloween *gasp*. The other contestants have been speculating that she only looks gorgeous on her Instagram posts because she Facetunes the fuck out of her selfies (and that she relies on hiring makeup artists because she doesn't know how to beat her own face), but she proves them all wrong. She goes on live to flawlessy do her own makeup and confirms that she does indeed have makeup artists because she is rich enough to afford it (and what about it?💅🏼) and accidentally ends up saying something utterly classist that causes her to be momentarily cancelled. She really is the moment!

She is intoxicatingly beautiful, please welcome to the stage- Honey Whine!

Aemond is an ambitious queen who is surprisingly polished for her age. Everyone wants the crown as much as she does but no one is more visibly determined than her. As someone who didn’t have a drag mother and isn’t too fond of going out, she established her brand and online presence all by herself. She’s one of the anticipated “wild cards” of the season. The fans are excited for her addition to the cast as they’re betting on whether her intimidating persona is for real or not.

For her classic style, she loves a good dominatrix-inspired outfit. Leather, vinyl, chains, and straps, you get it. If she wants to add a splash of colour, she’s opting for blue- sapphire blue to be exact to match her eye. She is a crafty, self-taught queen in all of her skills with a good eye for aesthetics and design. It doesn’t matter what type of outfit she wears, she is an absolute beast at applying her personal flair to them, which is an asset in this competition where the judges are going to want to see versatility without losing yourself. She has a tiny waist and pads lightly as she prefers being a more slender silhouette for her most avant-garde lewks (okay, Bella Hadid🙄). The one thing that could probably send Michelle Visage reeling is if she doesn’t venture away from her signature platinum blonde wig for at least an episode, but we’ll see…

If you could describe her makeup with one singular word, it would have to be precise. She treats it like some kind of mathematical formula, being mindful of angles and shapes to create illusions and definitions wherever she wants to. You can roll your eyes at her pretentious makeup tutorials on Youtube all you want but it clearly works wonders for her because she looks snatched.

This gal is an absolute gem, everyone give it up for Safyre!

Jace is a beautiful pageant queen. Her drag mother being the Visenya Rogue (otherwise known as Daemon Targaryen) leaves no room for less than perfection- of course she is polished. She is known for her sweet demeanour and stunningly radiant smile, which has won her many a title in drag pageants. Being a queen on the younger side, she has not fully built up her confidence in herself as a queen yet despite Visenya’s constant bolstering. However, her skills in dancing and singing reveal her potential of becoming just as fierce as her mama one day! Belonging to the Haus of Rogue entails that the expectations of her joining the competition are high and the fans are simply frothing at the mouth to see if she’s her own queen or just another carbon copy of her mama’s many drag babies.

She cannot get enough of gowns! She loves the glamour and the dramatic flair and how confident she just exudes confidence while wearing them. You know she always rocks the voluminous and intricately-styled pageant hair, defined curls framing her award-winning mug. She knows what looks good on her and has ordered them in every shade and variety possible- she can certainly afford it! Don’t get her wrong, she may be made of money, but Miss Thing knows how to whip up a garment from scratch. Not only is it a good skill for a drag queen to have but it’ll certainly prove to be useful in this competition. No hot-glue-gunnin’ for this cutie, no ma’am! She definitely wears boobs and padding, which Visenya painstakingly carved out for her to make sure that her drag daughter doesn’t embarrass her with looking all wonky. She has a reputation to uphold after all.

Just like every other skill she has learned to become an accomplished queen, her makeup skills derive from her mama. Once she has learned through trial and error what works for her, she has stuck to it ever since and knows how to do different versions of it to match her outfits. Why fix it if it ain’t broke, right? She has mastered the art of her own face and the amount of selfies she posts confirms to us that she knows it.

This princess takes after her mommy (and definitely not anyone else..look, they even have the same surname!!1!1!1), here is Aemyra Rogue!

Luke is a baby queen with big ambitions and an even bigger mouth. Being a Rogue, she does have the talent to back her up on it. She is ready to take home the bragging rights of being the first and youngest winner. It’s a coin toss whether she gets her audacity from being mentored by Visenya or the fact that she’s twenty-one. She may say that she is simply paying homage to Beyoncé or Cher but in reality, she is in her Lily-Rose Depp era and refuses to acknowledge that her popularity is due to her very famous drag mama by refusing to take on the Rogue name. This little minx is the contestant everyone is the most excited about as they know that she isn’t afraid to make enemies and call people out. People cannot keep her name out of their mouths as she constantly starts fights on Twitter and Reddit with them. It’s ironic really, how she takes on a name that means sweet, when her attitude is anything but.

She strives to be the standout from Haus of Rogue, opting for a more modern style of drag where it blurs the lines between feminine and masculine. With her body type, she is definitely one of those who could walk out in a diaper and the judges would still be gagging for it. But if there is something else other than a fiery personality that Visenya has instilled upon her daughters, is to never be caught slacking! She likes a good designer outfit but doesn’t shy away from masterpieces made by independent seamstresses and artists. Just like her sister, she can sew but her forté lies in working with more unconventional materials. She watched the first Drag on a Dime challenge as a child and it altered her brain chemistry, determined to be able to craft unique outfits with whatever she can find. This spunky gal refuses to pad, and honestly, she’s so real for that.

Now, if anyone can paint- it is this bitch. Her face is her canvas and she paints it beautifully. She’s 100% the most experimental out of the four of them and this gives her a slight edge in that aspect.

Don’t let her name fool you, she’s missing a Prima before it. Make some noise for Dōna!

Extra:

and Westeros' current reigning drag superstar is the one and only...

(imagine Primadonna Girl playing in the background as she's crowned)

[fishskeleton]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[scilas]

Having verbal shutdowns is an interesting thing because sometimes its In Theory I Could Speak, However There Is A Brick Wall In My Throat Refusing To Let The Words Out and sometimes its Words Do Not Exist Because The Thought To Word Translator Is Malfunctioning and sometimes its If I Add The Sound Of My Voice To The Cacophony I Will Explode and sometimes its You Interrupted Me Several Times So Now Speech Is Forbidden and sometimes its I Just Haven't Talked In A While So It Will Take Some Time To Adjust and sometimes its a mixture of all of the above. (speaking from personal experience)

[pluto-is-crashing-out]

[blossomfully]

[maybe-a-humanbean]

sometimes you just gotta lock yourself in a dark room, wrap yourself in a blanket, and blast music at full volume until your skin stops crawling.

[superfreeq]

the eyes.

[magentasnail]

served my duty as an autistic artist and made a bunch of autism creature reaction images

[joja-corp-anti]

Therapy isn’t enough I need Pierre to cry when he sees my grange display at the fair

[uchihaculture]

[hushpupper-deactivated20240118]

Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who don’t or can’t write the 50k fan-fictions, because of a lack of focus or motivation, or mental illness.

Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who don’t or can’t write smut, but are still lumped into a group that is almost expected to write smut. 

Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who can’t update chapters frequently for maybe a multitude of reasons, and get messages daily from people asking for “their” new chapter. 

Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who aren’t big name fans and hardly get ten kudos or one comment on their fan-fictions. 

Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who stay up all night editing and rewriting and don’t get much attention on their work no matter how much they feel like they promote their writing.

Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who don’t write a lot and are constantly asked to write more but can’t for whatever valid reason they have. 

Shout-out to fan-fiction writers who have the courage to post their writing online and only have it publicly made fun of for grammar or poor characterization. 

Shout-out to fan-fiction writers for writing their fan-fiction, posting it online, and continuing to do it no matter how much or little attention they get, and constantly improving as a writer with every upload.

You all rock.

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[joeyclaire]

i wish i could bottle people’s reactions to black mirror twists

[titsay]

they had so much fun on their date