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Oh My God⊠XD
Lol, nice to know Pegasus does this to girlâs names as well as boys.
sweetheart I think cagey corrupted you or something...
*theme from Psycho plays in the distance*
I havenât been giving her murder tips on the side.
This is all her.
âThey mustn't know that.â Shhh.Â
sweetheart I think cagey corrupted you or something...
*theme from Psycho plays in the distance*
psychicarmorhead said: /// remind me to call her next time he gets in trouble.
//Sheâs found her calling
CUTTING UP THE BODY AND STUFF IS SO GROSS THO
âSO IS MURDER BUT YOU ALREADY CUT THE CAKE. FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED OR TURN YOURSELF IN.â
Anzu I committed a murder and would like to not get caught. Halp.
âHopefully you did this for good reason. Seriously. Buuut.... smash the teeth out. Dental records are often used to identify bodies. Cut off the hands to remove prints. Cut the body into as many pieces as you can and burn the pieces as best you can. Or use acid, sulfuric acid, to burn as much of the DNA as you can. Anything remaining needs to be distributed into different places. Think places where no one would look, like a dump or find a cemetery with grave dug already. Bury some remains under this empty grave and smooth the dirt back out. The planned funeral will cover your tracks. Consider feeding some remains to carnivorous animals if you can arrange it. They get a meal and you get help with your murdering.
Dispose of everything you used. Everything. Plan a meticulous alibi and do not stray from it under questioning. Rehearse it. I should not be telling you any of this, sorry.â
I'M IN LOVE WITH MY BFF. I'M A GIRL AND SHE'S A GIRL. I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S STRAIGHT OR WHAT AND I'M SO SCARED TO SAY ANYTHING IT COULD RUIN EVERYTHING OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DOOOOO
âHmmm... this is tough. I know youâre scared and I donât blame you. First, tact is everything here. With all the anxiety, trying to be smooth is hard but try your best. Delicately bring the general subject of sexual identity up first and see what answer you get. Maybe look for an LBGTQIA movie on Netflix to subtly introduce the idea, say you heard it was good...
The topic is raised by the movie, not you. See how she reacts. If need be, you can abort mission easily if something goes wrong without seeming like youâre pressing onto anything. If it goes well, you can continue carefully. If sheâs into girls like yourself, maybe ask if she has a type. You can tell her yours. Have a heart-to-heart. When the moment is right, make sure you keep the conversation light. Donât pressure her. Tell her how you feel and see how she feels about the possibility of being more than friends.â
âEither way, youâll have your answer. I wish you the best of luck and I know you can do this. Remember, movie time. And popcorn. Maybe movie candy. Godspeed.â
Anzu I need your advice. One of my friends is really mean to me all the time. I try to play along so I don't seem like a wuss but it hurts. I said I didn't like it but she keeps doing it. I hate it. What should I do??
âNot to sound cliche but sheâs not your friend. If she knows it hurts you and does it anyway, sheâs no friend. Cut her out of your life, you donât need someone putting you down like that. If your other âfriendsâ think youâre a wuss for standing up for yourself, they donât care about your feelings at all and do not deserve your company. Friends are supposed to lift you up, not yank you down!â
((Just kind of lurking. Iâve been kind of depressed the last few days. Feel free to bug Anzu.))
reminder than anzu will destroy anyone whoâs mean to her friends and is the best.
((Ugh. Thereâs an owl in the woods outside. Itâs a barred owl and it sounds ridiculous. It sounds like Mickey Mouse doing an owl impression and itâs almost annoying how cartoony its hoot sounds))
Reblog if youâre a feminist, support feminism, or are REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT PEOPLE BEING TREATED RIGHT.
Femmeshipping
Femmeshipping = Mai Kujaku x Ishizu Ishtar x Anzu Mazaki
Named so because all three of the girls have very strong, feminine figues.
(I love this- Anzu and Mai are all âaww yeahâ, while poor Ishizu wonders why bad things happen to her)