"lol" said the scorpion "lmao"

(he/they) - 18 - constantly harboring delusions and living with my head in the clouds - queerphobes go fuck yourselves - huge lotr & greek mythos fan

[shittierpost]

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

[lealbatross95]

​Log-a-Log the second after Matthias recovers Martin's sword without waking Asmodeus:

​"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! MATTHIAAAAS!!! GUOSIM! GUOSIM IS DEAD!!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!"

[nick-nonya]

(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!

[radqueerena]

~💙✨🃏

[not-your-asian-fantasy]

High Court in India affirms trans women are women in landmark ruling

The High Court of Andhra Pradesh in India has ruled in a landmark decision that trans women are legally recognised as women.

[violently-puppy-deactivated2026]

HUGE GOOD NEWS

the world may seem bleak but PLEASE take time to feel the trans joy and to be happy for our sisters in India

[foreheadkissesforzewu-jun]

Woop-woop! Hurray to the sisters in India! 🎈🌈

[prideknights]

LET’S GO INDIA! ⚔️🌈

[milquetoast-zeitgeist]

[official-megumin]

I'd like to point out that even the orgs and books that do mention this.

Always leave out anything but just gay men.

Some will even claim that trans people weren't targetted by any laws.

This is also untrue, as many others have said. The infamous nazi book burnings were specifically trans literature.

Trans people were absolutely targetted by the nazis and continues to be erased by the powers that be

[the-haiku-bot]

I’d like to point out

that even the orgs and books

that do mention this.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[phantomrose96]

Bipedal so fucking stupid. You look at a cat or a dog lying down and you're like "hell yeah that looks exactly right. that looks so comfortable." Human lies down and looks like Peter Griffin Death Pose.

[suryp]

no thats just humans. birds can get reeeeeeeeall fuckin comfy with it.

ex:

[phantomrose96]

Why did we fuck up so bad.

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

[phineastratchet-deactivated2025]

I have one that;s called "picking grapes off the vine"

🍇🤏

🤌🟣

this method could also be used to pick other things, if you'd like...

🎂🤏🤌🕯️

🐒🤏🤌🦟

[slightlydraconic]

⛰️🤏🤌🪨

🫳🪨

[finnslay]

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

[everythingfox]

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

[evilkillerpoptarts]

Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware.  Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

[misselaineofoz]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[unfollovving]

Mozilla FireFox @ Internet Explorer

[deepestfirefun]

[mystrothedefender]

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

[mystrothedefender]

Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark.

[mystrothedefender]

This has become such a meme at work i just asked the store manager how her days going and she went awoo

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[memeuplift]

[homeboygirl]

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

[charlesoberonn]

[bearfeathers]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[mintflavoredart]

[somesecretpie]

This is my second favorite bee related thing I’ve seen all day

[the-haiku-bot]

This is my second

favorite bee related

thing I’ve seen all day

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kiis1k]

Besties being Besties

[artphotographyofmen]

Legolas by Yifei Cai