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@dancingonthefaultlines
first of all none of us could afford hannibal’s therapy
unaired episode where hannibal accepts medicaid
Hannibal is independently wealthy and deeply invested in fucking with people who are interesting enough. Show up with a good story about how you are trying very hard to not give in to the urge to make tiny statues out of people's teeth and he'll see you for free.
Sliding scale payments where the scale is how fucking weird you are
CAPTAIN HOWZER IN THE BAD BATCH (2021)
Cody: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Obi-Wan: Wow. They sound stupid.
Cody: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Obi-Wan: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Cody: I guess you’re right. Hey Obi-Wan, I love you.
Obi-Wan: See! Just say that!
Cody: Holy fucking shit.
Obi-Wan: If that flies over their head then, sorry Cody, but they're too dumb for you.
Cody: Obi-Wan.
You know I’m right
Cody Headcanons we’ve all accepted:
Resigned to being Obi Wan’s unofficial lightsaber holder; he’s got a clip in his armor for it and everything
Has spin kicked a droid and will do it again
Runs on caf and spite
Would push Wolffe down a flight of stairs if given the chance.
Is a good shot but LETHAL in close quarters/hand-to-hand combat
Nags Kenobi to take a kriffing nap but needs one just as bad (if not more so)
His default is mom-mode but he’s secretly also an idiot
“I love all my jetti equally”
“I don’t care for Skywalker”
Is DONE with Hondo Ohnaka and his jedi-drugging shenanigans
Says he doesn’t have favorites but Rex is his favorite
War ends palps dies, Obi-wan thinks hes gonna settle, go to therapy, go on a date with his epic commander
Only for said commander to bust through his door gleefully talking about how he managed to find a loophole in his newfound rights and subsequently adopted the entirety of the 212ths Shinies + Wooley and that theyre moving to a Naboo lakeside house in 2 days
Obi-wan still doesnt know how he managed all that in a week
here are multiple things i love about this:
while mace chopped up an old senior and obi-wan and anakin discussed the moral standpoint of murdering children, cody went to the adoption office and was like ah hello yes i'd like to fill out three hundred adoption forms please
the officials: ,,,excuse me
the lake house has to be a fucking row of mansions because listen, cody's a good dad and his sons need to live somewhere but he also has no money but who is a nice person on naboo??? yes you're right padmé straight up bought some châteaux for this dad and his sons because she remembered all the times anakin complained about cody and she always thought this was fucking hilarious
also while everyone was stressed out because of democracy potentially going to shit cody and padmé chilled on some deck chairs, drinking margaritas
anakin, carrying his babies: oh and here are my kids, leia and luke!
the jedi order: aww!!
obi-wan, carrying a couple of full-grown men: sadly not all my children could come today but anyways here are some of my sons
the jedi order:
plo koon, who adopted the entire 104th: aww!!
came across this post and instantly thought of them. LOL.
if there was an order "69" id be so glad
212th Attack Battalion Incorrect Canon Quotes
Cody: I love all of the Jedi! General Kenobi, General Fisto, General Koon, and...
Cody reading smudged writing on hand: General Slytalker…?
There's a new Captain in town 🤤
it's been a little over 24 hours since the newest Bad Batch episode dropped and a clone that was in the episode for probably less than 2 minutes collectively has multiple fanfictions, headcanons, and my dash is only fanart of him.
The devil works hard but Clone Fuckers work harder
palpatine makes cody shoot obi-wan
me: that’s homophobic
palpatine makes bly shoot aayla
me: that’s hetrophobic
palpatine makes anakin kill the younglings
me: now that’s just rude, asshole
Fives: All of us are our own person, but I fear we have 1 thing engined in every one of us.
Echo, nodding his agreement: We all share an attraction to one specific Jedi.
Every other clone in the area, including those in the guard and that have an attraction to other people: You’re completely right.
Padmé: Oh, is it Ana— General Skywalker?
Rex, snorting: Sorry, Senator Amidala, but no.
Padmé, confused because she knows her husband is hot so she wonders who could it be: Then wh—?
Jesse, running to where his brothers are: He’s coming! He’s coming, everyone, and that sheb Cody is right next to him like always, lucky bastard.
Obi-Wan, walking beside his Commander and smiling brightly at the rest of the men: Hello there, everyone.
Literally every single clone ever (that likely had their Jango Fett genetic mutation of being attracted to Obi-Wan Kenobi) beginning to blush: Sir… <3
dave filoni if you give wrecker another head injury I will hunt you down for sport
Wrecker: Good... soldiers...
Me:
"Is there an echo in here?"
"Yes."
I SCREAMED.
