Star Wars Incorrect Quotes

Star Wars incorrect quotes, mostly clone wars and prequels

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Obi-Wan: Does everyone know what they’re doing?

Anakin: Like in general or the plan?

Obi-Wan:.. the plan

Anakin: Oh ok. Then yes, I'm good

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Anakin: *wears a lighter shade of black*

Obi-Wan: I see you’re bringing out the spring colours

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Obi-Wan: Count Dooku

Dooku: Master Kenobi

Anakin: Anakin Skywalker

Obi-Wan: That's your own name

Anakin: It was the only one left !

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Ahsoka: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!

Anakin: Bet you I can!

Obi-Wan: *sips tea, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading reports*

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Rex: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Anakin: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Obi-Wan isn’t

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Rex: Fives, no.

Fives: Fives, yes.

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Anakin: Is this a good idea?

Anakin: Probably not.

Anakin: Do I care?

Anakin: No.

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Obi-Wan: *watching the 501st with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?

Rex: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.

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Obi-Wan: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Cody: I wrote you a poem.

Obi-Wan, already crying: You did?

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Anakin: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan: I hate myself.

Anakin: Alright, square up.

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Ahsoka: I am strong! I beat Obi-Wan at arm wrestling!

Anakin: Anyone can beat Obi-Wan at arm wrestling!

Obi-Wan: Hey-

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Anakin: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Obi-Wan: I am going to need you to swear-

Anakin: Fuck.

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: ...swear as in promise.

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Anakin: Come on Ahsoka, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...

Ahsoka: Yes I can. Fifty credits.

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Anakin: Can i ask a dumb question?

Obi-Wan: Better than anybody i know.

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Ahoska: Can we go to a haunted house?

Anakin: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Ahsoka: Wh-what?

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Anakin: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!

Obi-wan: Ok, Anakin, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1000 BBY ?

Anakin: 1001 BBY.

Obi-wan: ...You're ready.