S and D tier flower shop/tattoo shop au headcannons
(They still are villians they just also run flower and tatto shops respectively)
S tier 100% has a flower shop like that big softie
S tier would send custom made very personal funeral flower arrangements to all their vanquished foes family's and they say its to rub it in their face but really its just because they believe no one should have to worry about paying for flowers when grieving
S tier would love to take care of the incredibly fragile flowers like orchids it makes them feel like they can make something rather then just destroying things
And let's not forget S tier grew up on a farm!! Of course they have a green thumb
D tier is one of the nicest tattoo artist their specialty is covering scar tissue
They never judge someone for having a girly or a basic tattoo and play any music the client wants even if its not D tiers cup of tea
D tier does a lot of Medusa tattoos and proceeds to murder all the people who caused those tattos
S tier can shape shift including removing tattoos so they let D tier use them as a canvas to practice any and every tattoo they want
D tier's favorite tattoo is a huge map to a mysterious treasure they have across their entire back
They spent three months "helping" a group of heros find the treasure only to betray them in the end and run off with the gold
Iida genuinely likes country music.(his favorite artist is Carrie Underwood) You got him a cowboy hat for his birthday to make fun of this fact. The only problem is he now wears it unironically all of the time! You don't know what angers you more the fact he ignores your taunts or the fact he actualy looks really good in that hat.
Bakugou has to drink tons of water for his quirk since he is sweating so much. He 100% carries around a gallon of water to be drinking and he will normally have to refill it. Because of this he makes sure you are also hydrated. He will bring along a separate water bottle for you but act like he doesn't care. "Just drink the water dumbass I just don't want you to pass out or some shit." He he also taken more drastic measures at times like screaming "HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE BITCH" while throwing a waterbottle at your face.
Todoroki is really good at dates of birthdays anniversaries anything like that because he makes a note of it in his calender everytime you say something about it. He knows more of your friends birthdays then you do! Whenever people ask how long you have been together he answers to the day. He also makes little notes about your guys dates in his calender. You absolutely melted when you got a peak of his calender because it was full to the brim with. "Me and y/n amusement park there was lots of good food" and "gave y/n another sweat shirt today"
Characters: Bakugou, Todoroki, Midoriya, and Kirishima
Mydoria
He is really good at this
Working together it takes you two practically no time to put up the tent and get everything set up
You guys even know how to make some decent camping recipes
You guys just relax for a few hours away from everything stressful about your lives
The best part though was looking at the stars
You guys placed a blanket on the cold hard ground and bundled up your coats as pillows
It was perfect
You took turns pointing out any constilations you could see
He only knew the big dipper and a few other easy ones
You told Midoriya all about the myths behind the constilations
And then you saw one of them move
And you realized there was a metor shower going on tonight
You could have stared at the beauty in the sky for weeks the way the stars flew across the sky mesmerized you
After not long your sweatshirt pillow got uncomfortable and you got an idea
You placed your head on Midoriya's chest
You instantly felt him tense up and could imagine his face turning bright red as you made yourself comfortable
You guys spent your whole night gazing up at the sky
You both fell asleep inches from your tent but refused to go inside and risk missing a single moment
Bakugou
This little shit is a pyromaniac
He brought so much fire wood
You are a little nervous at first because Bakugou can be well Bakugou
You are worried you'll have to go all smokey the bear on him
But Bakugou understands everything about his quirk
He gives the smallest baby explosion after squeezing his hand over some dry leaves to get some nitroglycerin on them
He tends to the fire not letting it burn to hot or too quickly
It is amazing to watch him he looks at it gets a funny look on his face and then moves one log a little to the left
You cuddle up next to him lost in the way the fire moves and how he tends to it and the reflection of the flame dancing in his eyes
Untill you head becomes heavy with that special kind of tierd you only get in a campsite watching a fire
Where your brain becomes full of cobwebs and your eyes glaze over
And you fall asleep curled up in his arms listening to the soft crackle of the fire and the chirp of insects
Todoroki
Todoroki is a mess
He is not good at camping he definitely has never been without the luxuries of electricity and running water
You thank God your camp site has a bathroom with running water because explaining how to use nature without one was not something you were looking forward to
He tries to help he really does
But after getting hit in the face by the tent pole for the hundredth time he figures it is probably better to just let you handle it
One thing he can do is make a fire
He is good with fire in a completely different way then Bakugou is good with fire
Todoroki controls fire completely
Todoroki simply will the fire to do whatever he wants
When your too cold he just looks at it and it gets bigger
He didn't need to start out with kindling and sticks he just put a log in the fire pit and caught it on fire
You guys spend the night talking
You tell him all about your memories of camping with your family
He listens and when he feels comfortable he opens up about his family
The hours slip by till you ask him to put the fire out so you guys can turn in
It goes out like a light as you cuddle up in your tent
Kirishima
He is really sweet he insists that he must be manly and do the set up
He is pretty decent at it
After no time the two of you are curled up in a couple of camping chairs enjoying the fire and each others company
Then you start to hear noises in the forest
You see Kirishima instantly tense up
You know its nothing probably a deer or maybe just a rabbit
But kirishima is super nervous because of it
So you grab a flash light and stand up as tall as you can before running into the bushes to scare any critters in there
You flail your arms and scream a bit trying to make yourself super scary and send the animal running for the hills
It works and a little bunny pops out of the bush looking somewhat unimpressed with your display before hoping off into the night
Kirishima who was super nervous just minutes before is rolling over laughing
When he finally stops he thanks you for scaring it away
"That was so manly of you! I can't belive how brave you were!"
Your blush of embarrassment quickly turns into one of admiration
There are no other terrifying bunnies the rest of the night
Once you are married and even before tbh Midoriya absolutely loves the fact he can say "my wife". He says it all the time being around him is like that one John Malaysia bit on loop. Like every sidekick has heard so much about you. Oh and heaven forbid Bakugou say something about you.
Bakugou: says some dumb shit
Deku: Kachan! How dare you that is MY WIFE! How could you say such horrible things about MY WIFE! For god sakes you can't attack a man's WIFE like that!
Iida makes amazing eye contact like this man stares into your soul. Iida looks at you in the eyes and you can he hears every work you are saying. He will also reference things you told him and reassure you when you think your going overboard. "Of course I got your favorite ice cream. You told me about it last week when you were ranting about how much Coco made you cry." "No go on your not being boring."
Of course you teach Midoriya how to propose. But you can't help that sinking feeling of dread in your stomach. You knew deep down someone like him would never like someone like you but you couldn't help it.
You informed him "First you ask her her father for permission. Then you go to her house ask to see her. Finally you get down on one knee look into her eyes and ask her with with the most romantic words you can think of."
Then he did something you weren't expecting and frankly didn't understand. He stood up from the couch you two were sitting on. Got down on one knee and asked "Y/n please may I have your hand in marriage?"
You looked at him eyes wide as saucers. You blink a few times before replying "Oh, that was a very lovely practice I'm sure whoever you actually propose to will find it very romantic"
Now he was quite confused as well. "Y/n I was trying to propose to you..."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Really! I mean, yes! Yes, of course I will marry you!" You run into his arm after finally accepting his proposal.
Midoriya is definitely a princess diaries situation. He was a bastard of some Duke and because of complicated reasons now is the sole heir and must join the elite society.
He is super nervous at first especially because he is getting lots of attention. You take pity on him, you don't think you could ever snag someone of such a high position let alone one as handsome as Midoriya. Midoriya comes over to your house every Saturday and you teach him the ins and outs of society. Slowly you feel yourself falling for him you can't help it. He is so open and positive he wears his heart on his sleeves. Unlike you who after years of the underhanded insults from others learned to hide yourself.
Finally he asks you what is the proper way to request a maidens hand in marriage. You had been dreading this question because you knew once he asked it, it ment he had someone in mind and would be leaving you soon.
Bakugou is a gentleman he would never loose his temper on a lady such as yourself. But that doesn't mean you do not test him far more then any of the other women in the town. You can see his jaw tense and his back go ridged everytime you make a subtle comment. One time you worry you've gone too far when he grabs your arm so tight your worried it will bruise and drags you into the hall away from the ball you had been attending. He pushes you against the nearest wall and whisper in your ear in a low growl mouth centimeters from your ear.
"If you do not learn to bite your tongue in my presence I will loose my temper that I have worked so hard to manage." He pulls away just enough to look into your eyes smiling he says "And if you think this is dangerous you don't want to see me loose."
And then he just walks away leaving you flustered and unable to move for a whole minute. When you have finally gathered your wits once more you return to the ball with a smirk and a goal: to get Bakugou to loose his temper
Todoroki doesn't need to wear hoodies his body self regulates for the most part even in the freaking winter. But he does have a lot of hoodies. It takes you a while but you realize they are all for you. He's not an idiot he's watched TV before and they always have boyfriends giving their s/o their hoodie when cold so he got some so he could be the perfect boyfriend.
The minute you get in the park you book it for the scariest ride in the place
You woke up and chose violence
There is no wait for you first line and you scream your head off
The next one you aren't so lucky and there is a decent line
This where Bakugou comes up with his idea
You guys start a bet and the person who screams the most has to buy the other dinner
You two will sit there glaring at the other across bumper cars trying to get the other to make any surprises peep
You guys went on salt and pepper shakers and stared at the other upside-down looking for any hint of a scream
Finally Bakugou wins on the feris wheel of all places it was the last ride you went on and you got a beautiful view of the sun setting in the distance
You are peaking over the edge a little more then you should causing the gondola to rock ever so slightly
He sneaks up behind you and pinches in the space between your hips and rips
You let out a suprised yelp and then cover your mouth realizing what you just did
You hang you head a little as the two of you head for food
Then when you get to the register you hand over your card but the lady at the register won't take it
"He already payed for you"
You look at him confused
He rolls his eyes "Like I was actually going to let you pay on a date I asked you to. Now get over here before I change my mind."
Todoroki
Your and Todoroki's day is pretty relaxed
The first thing you do is get funnel cake it was amazing with powdered sugar, strawberries, and chocolate syrup
It is Todoroki's first time trying the sweet treat and he is baffled but in love
You realize he hasn't had practically any of the classic amusement park treats and decide today that changes
After a corn dog, fried oreos, a churro, and one of those giant turkey legs you are too full for anything else and take a well deserved break
This when you spot a Miriko plushy as a prize at one of the carnival games
The second you point it out to him he goes over to win it for you
You try to drag him away trying to convince him that, it is not as easy to walk up the ladder, its all rigged and a waste of money but he won't hear it
You sigh and release him realizing he's just going to have to learn this lesson himself
Amazingly he does it his first time
He makes it look easy!
He hands you the Miriko doll with a smirk on his face as you stare slack jawed at him
He wants to do more!
And he just keeps winning!
Something in his analytical minds sees right past the tricks up their sleeves
By the time the park closes you guys have not gone on a single ride but have a belly full of grease and arms full of stuffies
Midoriya
Midoriya has a plan
He knows exactly when to go on what rides for all of the shortest wait times
He knows where all the best food stands are
He even has several back up plans for ride closers and rain delays
The first half of your day is perfect sun is shining, lines are short, and the food is good
Your 2nd favorite part of the day was sitting in line together
You guys talk about everything under the sun
Your favorite heros, your favorite classes, you even give him a recap of what happened last night on Jujutsu Kaisen in probably too much detail
About halfway through the day it starts to sprinkle, then it starts to pour
Midoriya takes you to a small alcove between a little food stand and a ride
In that little alcove there is a beautiful picnic area with a big willow tree and not a soul in sight
You two sit under the willow tree hiding from the rain with just your shoulders touching
You are both quiet for a while catching your breath from running through the rain
And Mydoria's pinky is sliding ever so slightly closer to yours
Finally after what feels like forever he is holding your hand
You let out a breath you didn't realize you were holding and start a conversation
"So whats your plan for a zombie apocalypse?"
You guys talk some more until the rain clears up
When it does Midoriya bolts up and reaches out to help you up
You take his hand and right when you stand up you lean in and give him a little peck on the cheek
He turns bright red as you start to walk off to the next ride
The rest of your date is amazing but you must admit your favorite part is all the times you caught him staring at the ground bright red with his hand on his cheek thinking about your kiss
Denki
Denki is not allowed on most of the rides because they all run on electricity and if they break mid ride from an electricity quirk then bad things happen
He's a good sport about it though
You guys have lots of fun eating the food, playing the carnival games
Denki's really good at people watching too
You guy pick a nice bench and make up elaborate stories about the people walking past
There is one ride he can go on and that is one if those lazer shooting rides with black lights and neon targets
You guys ride it at least 10 times
By the time you leave you are thanking God the sun has set because your squinting at how bright it is at night after hours on the dark ride
This man is a space heater when you two cuddle up it is so warm and soothing. He is quiet over all but he does love to critique any fight scenes. He will roll his eyes and say "Thats not how people react when their stabbed" or "You can't do that when falling from that height the wind resistance is far to strong". He will make very quiet coos and purrs when he gets more comfortable with you but get super embarrassed if you mention it to him.
He talks the whole movie. He is always making comments or asking questions. He just can't be quiet. He's really touched that you don't shut him up he's so used to people not wanting to hear his mumbling especially during movies and it makes him feel so heard that you just smile and answer his questions and laugh at his jokes.
You guys decide on a movie really quickly he just let it pick. He would watch anything you wanted. He is so quiet the whole time. You are cuddling. He grabs you by the hips and pulls you into his arms. He is like a boa constrictor and you are not getting out of his tight grip. He is not really watching the movie he is more focused on holding you. He is watching you and glancing up at the movie every once in awhile. He loves watching your expressions, the way your brow crunches when your scared at the jump scare, the way your eyes get a shine when your about to cry from a characters death.
