dancingto5sos

Level 20 Pronoun: bee Bisexuwhale

[frqnkie-deactivated20171202]

my cat joined my dad and my dog on their morning walk

[mainbstaysgold]

those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!”

[saracate]

this video nourishes me

[appraisedtiktoks]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[spacemancharisma]

there is not a single thing about this image I am not absolutely obsessed with

[leefi]

"where is cardi"

[morsking]

i hope i’m not just a mutual to you but also an enemy and a whore

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[earthdad]

when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you obsess over

[actuallygomezaddams]

yeah hi, google, this is the FUNNIEST FUCKING AD I've ever seen

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fatsoupy]

i found out yesterday while my grandpa was helping me move that he consistently carries four knives on him at all times. it’s as natural as carrying around his phone and wallet for him. he says if anyone ever attacks him and takes his first knife, they’re in for a surprise. if they take his second knife? another surprise. his third knife? buddy, you’re in for a treat: another knife

[fatsoupy]

i told knife grandpa this post got famous and he got real paranoid as if suddenly everyone everywhere is going to know he has all these knives on him

[squided]

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

[squided]

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018

[harlivy]

A girl: *headphones in, reading, on the phone, etc.*

Men: oh a willing conversation partner?

[milfsagainstroadhead-deactivate]

Really hate how “mommy and daddy issues” just a jab at the child and not the parent

[tiffanarchyforever]

Oh, so your parent(s) traumatized you when you were vulnerable and defenseless, and they let you down when you were reliant on them for your emotional needs? Lol idiot.

[analheat-deactivated20240228]

me introducing  some random girl i met in the club’s smoking area to my friends and i don’t remember her name

[nicolezaridze]

the bear knows

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

[joshlovesyou]