im Alex, 19 and I never learned how to fucking re-

very much gay || in all seriousness, hi!! I do a lot of musical posts :)

[k009]

[thefreshprinceofevangelion]

this gets funnier every year 

[itstooch]

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

[leafquake23-deactivated20191022]

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

[sadieb798]

oh my god

[azriona]

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

[thefringeperson]

Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.

[partycoffin]

Howdy-do! Say hello to the deal of the century… Again!

In partnership with Makeship, we are happy to announce the return of Welcome Home’s very first genuine, one-of-a-kind, top-of-the-line, never to be imitated, never to be replicated, official Wally Darling plush toy 2.0! With You by his side, there’s nothing Wally can’t do… 2!

For folks who missed out the first time, head on over to https://www.makeship.com/products/wally-darling-2-0-plushie to order one for yourself for $29.99!

Come back next week to see Wally's exciting advertisement adventure conclusion ending spectacular!

Special thanks and credits are below! Thank you to Huck, Frankie, Rocky, Synth, and Puzz! Check them out below! You must!!

Thank you to Synth for his bodacious voice work as Barnaby and Howdy!

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Thank you to Frankie for his phenomenal voice work for Wally!

Twitch / @frankenbugvods

Thank you to Puzz for helping to organize and film!

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Thank you to Rocky for his help filming!

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Thank you to Huck for building props, filming, and co-writing with me!

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And thank you to all you too! With your continued to support, I hope we can keep moving forward!

[ganondorf]

abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

[jaimeroyalrobertson-deactivated]

i hope it's okay to add this because i think it hits the nail directly on the head

[dsudis]

Honestly, it's like picking up a book and saying "I know all these words, I can type, I could have written this" like there's no middle step between the technical ability and the finished work.

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[the-thread-of-the-infinite]

What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time

[death-of-the-endless]

Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppable…until they aren’t 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells

[death-of-the-endless]

Adding a few more I remembered:  28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by Forests  32. A Faerie taking a Name  33. The Dragon on the Farm  34. Synovus & Menace  35. Raising the Anti-Christ  36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of Earth (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved)  37. Doctors without Borders…in Space!  38. The Villain-Wrangler  39. The Last Contact  40. The 100 Parent-Point Children  41. And the Heavens Wept  42. The Night Gentleman  43. The Serpent God and their Priestess 

[knottahooker]

44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime

[adamskiiii]

Wow! @writing-prompt-s contributing to like half of these!

[writing-prompt-s]

I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)

[daily-spooky]

[nosez-moved]

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

[anarchogay]

me after setting one (1) boundary

[partycoffin]

We will see you soon, Neighbor!

[ziggyplayedd]

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

[sandersstudies]

Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!

The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!

This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!

[yippeeepenid]

ITS BACK!!!!!

god i fucking love the quote “dont turn yourself into a sad zoo animal” it has really inspired me!

[gooseworx]

What's in the pocket of jax's overalz

mulch

[partycoffin]

I bought a Hat for Wally's Puppet but he is in Storage for the Shift I'm in between, so I put it on Home and I wanted you to See! Humphrey is also back there, in a Different Unrelated Hat!

[frankiemanki]

Listen, I'm as happy as the next gay, adhd having, old-timey animation lover that Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure (1977) is coming back into the spotlight and getting the love it deserves....... BUT I've cleaned ao3 out and I need new stimulant so pls help

[undergroundbillions]

*beaming raggedy ann broadway musical propaganda directly into your brain*

for real though, if you like the movie, watch the musical! the same composer, joe raposo, worked on both and brought over a couple songs from the movie to the musical.

that also means there's another world of raggedy fan content specific to the musical ready to be appreciated!

- mod wowf 🐾

[undergroundbillions]

ALSO also. If you need even more silly funny doll content. You can watch russian productions of the musical! If you've seen the english version they're pretty easy to follow along with. ANd they're hilarious and feature new original music!

Here's a few via their fandom nicknames:

General D has a gun and he's not afraid to use it

80's giant staircase (aka tits out wolf)

Disco Diagnosis (uses the songs from the real show!)

No one dies au

Honorable mention to "Wolf does drugs (aka umbrella production)" which was privated :( rip in pieces king. Second honorable mention to the Kransnodar puppet theater for their amazing live-hand puppets.

-𝕸𝖔𝖉 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 𝕯.

[frankiemanki]

Listen, I'm as happy as the next gay, adhd having, old-timey animation lover that Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure (1977) is coming back into the spotlight and getting the love it deserves....... BUT I've cleaned ao3 out and I need new stimulant so pls help

[undergroundbillions]

*beaming raggedy ann broadway musical propaganda directly into your brain*

for real though, if you like the movie, watch the musical! the same composer, joe raposo, worked on both and brought over a couple songs from the movie to the musical.

that also means there's another world of raggedy fan content specific to the musical ready to be appreciated!

- mod wowf 🐾

[undergroundbillions]

ALSO also. If you need even more silly funny doll content. You can watch russian productions of the musical! If you've seen the english version they're pretty easy to follow along with. ANd they're hilarious and feature new original music!

Here's a few via their fandom nicknames:

General D has a gun and he's not afraid to use it

80's giant staircase (aka tits out wolf)

Disco Diagnosis (uses the songs from the real show!)

No one dies au

Honorable mention to "Wolf does drugs (aka umbrella production)" which was privated :( rip in pieces king. Second honorable mention to the Kransnodar puppet theater for their amazing live-hand puppets.

-𝕸𝖔𝖉 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 𝕯.

[faceeeeee-deactivated20260112]

Leaked footage from the pilot

[gooseworx]

Who so far has been the funniest character to draw for you?

the rabt

[gooseworx]

Do you plan on keeping all the voice actors for the pilot the same for the actual series?

Unless they die, yeah

[partycoffin]

Love to Finish very important Business meetings! (With Cooper, Wally's friend Cooper!!!! @downydig )

[partycoffin]

I know what you’re thinking! Now that I purchased the Wally Darling Makeship plush, I can’t get him out of my mind! What do I do now? Well worry no more, neighbor! Check back every week to gander at a playful assortment of photographs showing all the places he can go! Imagine all the fun you’ll be having with the new Wally Darling plush toy! 

Head on over to https://www.makeship.com/products/wally-darling-plush to order one for yourself for $29.99! Don’t delay, this little Darling is a limited-time offer, so order now!