Three Bottles In And Suddenly You Love Me Too

[dandelionsandaisies]

I hate you so fucking much. I hate you so fucking much. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you so fucking much. I hate you so fucking much. I hate you so fucking much.

[dandelionsandaisies]

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[v3nice]

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

[couragethecowardly-blog-deactiv]

[lovelyirony]

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

[the-memedaddy]

[igxbaddies]

[saltysongfury-deactivated202006]

[cutiepiesub]

I want risky car sex, like yes fuck me senseless in the back seat as people walk by

[culturavibe-blog]

[sealedbeastnue]

use heelies to escape ur feelies

[carlovely-deactivated20220808]

[bpdshan]

please be clingy with me i need it

[restlessrose-deactivated2026022]

I want snuggles not struggles

[whenwillitbegin]

Turns out I’m a jealous bitch™

[venus1993]

i love suffering with a nice soundtrack