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@dandephilion
You’re killing me…. *dragging down @wolfsmom1 @alexakeyloveloki @hakimo2015 @messy-insomniac-bookgirl @devikafernando @tinchentitri @winterisakiller *
@messy-insomniac-bookgirl I swear I could have predicted this giffage…. you have me in tears! 🤣🤣🤣
I hate you all. Period. I’m going to lie down now ….
@dangertoozmanykids101 @dianamolloy @redfoxwritesstuff @nuggsmum @cursedcursingviking
The Change
A/N: I wrote this mainly because I’ve seen a lot of Jealous Loki fics. While, I admit, when people write jealous and possessive Loki it’s pretty hot. And while I may also write that, it doesn’t mean that it’s okay in a real world relationship. The green eyed monster in real life isn’t hot, it’s scary. Again, this isn’t meant to be a subtumblr post to anyone who writes JealousLoki! Because I fuckin love that shit, but I felt the need to write a different narrative. Hope you enjoy! Also if you want a part two please let me know!!!!!
It had been six months since you started dating the god of mischief. You’d think that by now he wouldn’t be so jealous of literally /everyone/. Guy, girl, it didn’t matter, if Loki felt someone was looking at you too long he wasn’t happy. He would wrap his arm around your torso and glare at the offending party until they got the message. Then he would whisk you away with his magic and tell you all the dirty things he wanted to do to you. He would cover you in love bites so everyone would know who you belonged to. Your voice would get so hoarse when you screamed in pleasure that you were his and only his. The first month of that, well needless to say it was /hot/.
You weren’t sure when your opinion on the matter started to shift, but now the same behavior made you uncomfortable. After the fifth time this month of him exuding testosterone and jealousy as you casually talked to a work colleague you had enough. Loki had wrapped his arm around your waist yet you paid him no mind. You continued your conversation as if he wasn’t there. When he noticed his usual tactic wasn’t working, he upped the ante. He began planting kisses on your neck and nuzzling you. Softly moaning into your skin as he nibbled on the base of your neck while squeezing your hip with his other hand. You were so mad at this point that not even lust could overpower it. You continued the conversation as normal much to the chagrin of Loki. Your colleague gave you a questioning look but you gestured for them to keep talking to you, you weren’t finished the conversation.
Loki once again raised the stakes. He moved to stand behind you and wrapped both of his arms around your waist. He brought his lips down to your ear and started whispering his every dirty thought to you. “Do you know how delicious you look right now my pet?, how much you’re driving me mad? Do you think this mortal could give you as much pleasure as I could? Do you think they would like to watch as I took you in the middle of this bar?”
You took a deep breath and put your hands on top of Loki’s letting him believe he had won. You said your goodbye to your work colleague and no sooner did Loki have you magically whisked back to his room in the Avengers tower. No sooner were you through the door that he started to attack you with kisses. Briefly your anger was gone as you felt his rock hard member pressing against your stomach. He kissed you feverishly as he backed you into the nearest wall. Between each heat searing kiss he said “You.Are.Mine.Nobody.Else’s.Everyone.Will.Know.Who.You.Belong.To”
That did it. Your anger was back in full force as you shoved Loki off of you with so much force he stumbled a few feet back.
“There had better be a good reason for that pet.” Loki chastised as he began walking back to you. You chuckled as you held out your hand.
“Oh I have /plenty/ good reason Loki. Your jealousy has gotten out of hand and I cannot take it anymore. How many times do I have to tell you that I only have eyes for you? How many more nights do I have to spend not being able to talk to people who are /just friends/ because /you/ get too jealous and handsy and decide to whisk me away.” You shouted defiantly at him.
“Jealous?” Loki bellowed as if it was a joke, “Y/N I’m not je-” before he could finish you cut him off.
“Cut the shit Loki! I know you’re jealous. Everytime anyone so much as looks at me your senses go into overdrive. I can’t go to the grocery store without you assuming I’m going to run off with the damn bagboy.” You shouted. You realized you had all this pent up anger and resentment against Loki. For months he had insisted on being by your side at all times. You told yourself it was because he couldn’t get enough of you, that he loved being near you. Now you saw what it really was, he didn’t trust you. “You don’t trust me Loki! You don’t trust that I won’t bat my eyes and spread my legs for the first guy I see that isn’t you!” You practically growled at him.
“So what? Maybe I am jealous. Have you ever considered why Y/N? My whole life I’ve had to compete for what I want. I was always second best. So when I finally got something I had to seize the opportunity. I had to guard what was mine so nobody else would take it!” Loki yelled defensively back at you, seemingly sure of himself that the explanation absolved him of blame.
You chuckled as you stood your ground. In a voice that was barely above a whisper you asked, “So is that what I am to you? An object? A prize to be won? Something precious that needs guarding and protection so nobody steals me away? Can you not trust me to think for myself?” You chastised as you pushed him.
“No darling, you are most certainly not an inanimate object or a prize, but you /are/ mine” He practically growled as he began backing you into the wall yet again. His stature was intimidating and still intoxicating. But you had to hold your ground.
“Goddamnit! I am /not yours/ Loki! I don’t belong to you or anyone. I am nobody’s property.” You shouted in his face. You raised your hand to slap him but he was faster. He caught your wrist with his hand and held it. His expression seemed to soften for a fraction of a second. Until his lustful and angry gaze came back into place, settling like a mask over his face.
“Not mine? All those nights I brought you unimaginable pleasure and you shouted out my name, were you not mine then? When I caressed your bare skin for the first time, were you not mine then? When I brought you over the edge using just my words were you not mine? Even now, I can feel your body submitting to mine. You need me like a starving man needs food Y/N. You /are/ mine.” He whispered the last part as his lips ghosted over the shell of your ear. Sending shivers down your spine.
Tears came to your eyes as the realization hit you. Unless he changed his ways and gave up his jealousy, let go of his anger, you could never be together. Your heart couldn’t take his jealousy anymore. You loved him too much but it was beginning to tear you apart. You brought his lips down to yours in what you thought could be your last kiss. It was gentle and soft. Then when it ended you broke away from him. With tears in your eyes and a wobbly voice you finally spoke.
“Don’t you see Loki? I could never truly be yours. Being in a relationship and belonging to someone wholeheartedly is something that is based on trust. You don’t trust me. Your jealousy has made that clear. How can I be with someone who doesn’t trust me? I don’t know if you’re going to change and I don’t do ultimatums. So this is it Loki, goodbye.” You choked back a sob as you made your way for the door. Before you could go, Loki grabbed your wrist and turned you around.
“Please don’t leave me Y/N” He said, he looked as if he might break into a thousand shards of glass. The look was almost enough to make you stay. But you knew that for your sanity and maybe his, you needed to go.
“Goodbye Loki” You said with as much courage as you could. You pulled yourself out of his grip and left his room. You felt too weak to move from the other side of the door so you sank to your knees and let out a gut wrenching scream as you began to sob. You felt as if your heart had been ripped out of your chest. But you knew, somewhere deep down, that it was for the best.
Reflected In You - Jealous!Loki x Female Reader (Smut)
Summary: You bring Loki with you to a party cause you want to introduce him to your friends. You ask him to act like a normal human, cause you really want him to get along with your friends. But one of your female friends starts to flirt with him and you get so pissed and you make him jealous on purpose, and he gets angry and jealous too and at home you start to argue and well…one thing leads to another… Requested by @welcome-to-fangirl-hell
Warnings: NSFW! SMUT! Jealousy, Insecure Loki, Insecure Reader, Semi Dub-Con, Dom/sub Undertones, Angry Sex, Fight Sex, Rough Sex, Spanking.
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Ten minutes into the party and you were already regretting bringing Loki there. You wanted your friends to meet him; the love of your life. Begged him to act human around them. Loki had agreed of course, even dressed in navy blue trousers with a matching blazer, and white shirt. But of course, she had wasted no time to throw herself at him the second you were caught up in a conversation with a couple of your friends.
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Masterlist
* = Smut
(Non-Linked titles means they’re planned/being edited/queued)
- MARVEL -
Hela
Goddess Meets Holmes (Hela x Eurus Holmes)
My Queen (Hela x Reader)
The Warrior and Death (Hela x Valkyrie)
My Flower (Hela x Reader)
Home. (Hela x Valkyrie)
Death Gets Married (Hela x Reader)
The Dress (Hela x Reader)
Sleeping Beauty (Hela x Reader)
[Part 1] [Part 2]
Heat, Fire and Burns (Hela x Reader)
[Part 1] [Part 2]
Loki
A Family Truth
The Girl Who Ran With Gods (Loki x Reader)
You’re Alive? (Loki x Reader)
Hiya Stranger (Loki x Reader)
That Black Suit… (Loki x Reader)
I Think I Might Need You (Loki x Valkyrie)
I know You’re Scared… (Loki x Reader)
Not Sakaarian (Loki x Reader)
Valhalla I Am Coming (Loki x Reader)
[Part 1] [Part 2]
The Wolf Pup (Loki x Reader)
[Part 1] [Part 2]
All That I Am (Loki x Reader)
For You, I’d Give Everything (Loki x Reader)
We Need To Go (Loki x Reader)
I’m Here
You Could Have Saved Her (Loki x Reader)
A Lifetime of Waiting (Loki x Reader)
[Part 1] [Part 2]
Separation (Loki x Reader)
Sassy (Loki x M!Reader)
Between Two Realms (Loki x Reader)
Hear No Evil (Loki x Reader)
Peace (Loki x Reader)
Standing Before You (Loki x M!Reader)
Show Me (Loki x Reader)
Jealousy (Loki x Reader)
Someone I’d Like You To Meet (Loki x Reader)
Who Hurt You? (Loki x Reader)
Courage To Make Love Known (Loki x Reader)
It Is All Lies (Loki x Reader)
Curves and Gowns (Loki x Reader)
You Deserve Better (Loki x Reader)
Many Skins (Loki x Reader)
The Prisoner (Loki x Reader)
Thanos’ Grasp (Loki x Reader)
Loki’s Children (Loki x Reader)
Flustered By Asgard’s Prince (Loki x Reader)
Loki Fluff Alphabet
Wrong Brother (Loki x Reader)
King of Asgard (Loki x Reader)*
The Prophecy (Loki x Reader)
Princes of Asgard (Loki x M!Reader)
I’ll Move The Stars For You (Loki x Reader)
Thor
A Family Truth
Please Stay (Thor x Valkyrie)
Death Comes For Us All (Thor x Valkyrie)
Something Good (Thor x Reader)
Queen of Asgard (Thor x Valkyrie)
Will You Be My Queen? (Thor x Reader)
The Night Your World Fell Apart (Thor x Reader)
Training (Thor x Valkyrie)*
Fairest of Them All (Thor x Reader)
[Part 1] [Part 2]
The Start of the Rest of Our Lives (Thor x Valkyrie)
[Part 1] [Part 2]
The Healer (Thor x Reader)
I’m Here
Exquisite (Thor x Peter Quill)
It Hurts (Thor x Reader)
Crowned Queen (Thor x Reader)
Breath of Fresh Air (Thor x Reader)
From The First Glance (Thor x Reader)
Asgard’s Mightiest Hero (Thor x Reader)
Isn’t It Enough? (Thor x M!Reader)
Valkyrie
The Warrior and Death (Valkyrie x Hela)
Please Stay (Valkyrie x Thor)
Death Comes For Us All (Valkyrie x Thor)
Queen of Asgard (Valkyrie x Thor)
Us Time (Valkyrie x Reader)
I Think I Might Need You (Valkyrie x Loki)
Home. (Valkyrie x Hela)
Training (Valkyrie x Thor)*
The Start of the Rest of Our Lives (Valkyrie x Thor)
[Part 1] [Part 2]
T’Challa Udaku
One Hundred Wakandan Sunsets (T’Challa x Reader)
All I Can Ask You (T’Challa x Reader)
A Long Time Coming (T’Challa x Nakia)
Please Don’t Die (T’Challa x Reader)
Never speak twice on how you feel (T’Challa x Nakia)
Beauty too rich for use (T’Challa x Reader)
Under His Touch (T’Challa x Erik)
You’re going to be happy (T’Challa x Reader)
Accidental Happenings (T’Challa x Erik)
Dusk and Dawn (T’Challa x Nakia)
Within My Arms (T’Challa x Reader)
Erik Killmonger
The New King (Erik x Nakia)
Hot and Bothered (Erik x Reader)*
Always On Your Front Step (Erik x Reader)
Under His Touch (Erik x T’Challa)
The Right to Challenge (Erik x Reader)
Accidental Happenings (Erik x T’Challa)
Nakia
The New King (Nakia x Erik)
A Long Time Coming (Nakia x T’Challa)
Let Me Help You (Nakia x Reader)
Never speak twice on how you feel (Nakia x T’Challa)
Coffee? (Nakia x Reader)
Dusk and Dawn (Nakia x T’Challa)
M’Baku
For You (M’Baku x Reader)
Steve Rogers
Saved by the Bell (Steve x Winter Barnes)
Bucky’s Birthday Blurb 1 (Steve x Bucky)
Bucky’s Birthday Blurb 3 (Steve x Bucky)
Too Long (Steve x Bucky)
Captain Please (Steve x Bucky)
The First Time In Forever (Steve x Reader)
I Can’t Wait to Meet You (Steve x Reader)
You and the Stars (Steve x Reader)
I Could Never Stop Loving You (Steve x Bucky)
You Forgot? (Steve x Reader)
I Missed You (Steve x Tony)
Storms (Steve x M!Reader)
Take Care of You (Steve x Reader)
Everything But You (Steve x Reader)
Competitive (Steve x M!Reader)
Cabinet Meetings (Steve x Reader)*
Christmas Miracles (Steve x Bucky)
Make Me (Steve x Reader)*
Taking The Edge Off (Steve x Reader)*
Bucky Barnes
Late Night Kitchen Adventures (Bucky x M!Reader)
Bucky’s Birthday Blurb 1 (Bucky x Steve)
Bucky’s Birthday Blurb 2 (Bucky x Reader)
Bucky’s Birthday Blurb 3 (Bucky x Steve)
Lucious Locks (Bucky x Reader)
Too Long (Bucky x Steve)
Captain Please (Bucky x Steve)
You’re Okay, Bucky. (Bucky x Reader)
I Could Never Stop Loving You (Bucky x Steve)
Keeping Secrets (Bucky x Reader)
Affection Starved (Bucky x Reader)
Blind Date (Bucky x M!Reader)
Recoloured (Bucky x M!Reader)
Christmas Miracles (Bucky x Steve)
Stained (Bucky x Reader)*
Natasha Romanoff
Red Like Blood (Natasha x Clint)
The Itsy Bitsy Spider (Natasha x Reader)
I Wanted More (Natasha x Reader)
I Can’t Breathe (Natasha x Reader)
Really, Nat? (Natasha x Reader)
Scarlet Saviour (Natasha x Reader)
Clint Barton
Red Like Blood (Clint x Natasha)
Silence (Clint x Reader)
You Know ASL? (Clint x Reader)
Roller Rinks (Clint x GN!Reader)
Tony Stark
How Did I Get Here? (Tony x Pepper)
The Worst Date of My Life (Tony x Reader)
Surprise! (Tony x Reader)
I Missed You (Tony x Steve)
Give Me A Chance (Tony x Reader)
Earth To (Y/N)? (Tony x Reader)
Mini Stark (Tony x Daughter!Reader)
Can I Kiss You Right Now? (Tony x Reader)
Wanda Maximoff
I Only Feel You (Wanda x Vision)
Fanboy
Vision
I Only Feel You (Vision x Wanda)
Peter Parker
Too Many Names
You’re Spider-Man?! (Peter x Reader)
Fanboy
How Could You? (Peter x Reader)
Dating The Spider-Man (Peter x Reader)
Please No (Peter x Reader)
I Would Love That (Peter x M!Reader)
Anatomy Class (Peter x Reader)
Peter Quill
Exquisite (Peter x Thor)
Not Straight (Peter x M!Reader)
Shakespeare Prompts
For which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me? (Thor x Hela)
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? (Thor x Reader)
At lover’s perjuries, they say Jove laughs (Loki x Reader)
The lady doth protest too much (Thor x Valkyrie)
My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite (Thor x Valkyrie)
NSFW Alphabet Headcanons*
T’Challa
Erik Killmonger
M’Baku
Tony Stark
Steve Rogers
Bucky Barnes
Wanda Maximoff
Pietro Maximoff
Pepper Potts
Thor
Loki
Hela
Sam Wilson
Clint Barton
Peter Parker
Valkyrie
Bruce Banner
Doctor Strange x Grey’s Anatomy Series
[Part 1] [Part 2]*
Kurt Wagner
Blue and Purple (Kurt x Reader)
Fluttering (Kurt x Reader)
- DC -
Dick Grayson
A Whole New World (Dick x GN!Reader)
What Choice Did I Have? (Dick x GN!Reader)
Please, Nightwing (Dick x Reader)*
My Son, Robin (Dick x Reader)
Meeting The Family (Dick x Kori)
Possibilities (Dick x M!Reader)
Jason Todd
Give Me A Chance (Jason x Reader)
Wandering Hands (Jason x Reader)*
Koriand’r
Meeting The Family (Kori x Dick)
NSFW Alphabets Headcanons*
Jason Todd
Dick Grayson
Harley Quinn
Poison Ivy
Roy Harper
Koriand’r
- ACTORS -
Chris Hemsworth
Spilling The Beans (Chris x Reader)
School Mornings (Chris x Reader)
Thor’s Birthday Surprise (Chris x Reader)
Instagram Cosplay
Nice Waves (Chris x Reader)
Chris Evans
Two Became Three (Chris x Reader)
I’ll Take You To The Other Side (Chris x Reader)
And At Last I See The Light (Chris x Reader)
Instagram Cosplay
Interview Love (Chris x Reader)
Pick Up Lines (Chris x Reader)
Ariel (Chris x Reader)
Sebastian Stan
Picture Perfect (Sebastian x Reader)
To Boldly Go (Sebastian x Reader)
Instagram Cosplay
Dissertations (Sebastian x Reader)
Tom Hiddleston
Tom Hiddleston Blurb 1 (Tom x Reader)
Hiddlestons. Plural. (Tom x Reader)
Overprotective (Tom x Reader)
Cabin Get-A-Way (Tom x Reader)
Defensive (Tom x Reader)
Instagram Cosplay
I Wish You Could See (Tom x Reader)
Secret Showings (Tom x M!Reader)
Dacre Montgomery
Happy Anniversary (Dacre x Reader)
[Part 1] [Part 2]
- OCEAN’S 8 -
Debbie Ocean
I Still Love You (Debbie x Lou)
I Still Need You (Debbie x Reader)
Lou Miller
I Still Love You (Lou x Debbie)
I Still Want You (Lou x Reader)
- STRANGER THINGS -
Billy Hargrove
Keg King (Billy x Reader)
Billy’s Rock Girl (Billy x Reader)
To Love Medusa (Billy x Reader x Steve)
[Part 1]* [Part 2] [Part 3]* [Part 4]
Self Preservation (Billy x Reader)
Steve Harrington
To Love Medusa (Steve x Reader x Billy)
[Part 1]* [Part 2] [Part 3]* [Part 4]
- THE HOBBIT -
Thranduil
All Lights Flicker and Fade
- ONE DIRECTION -
Harry Styles x Louis Tomlinson
I’m In Love With Lou and All His Little Things
Can We Fall One More Time?
- 12 Strong -
Mitch Nelson
Guardian Angel (Mitch Nelson x Reader)
- M/M & F/F -
Male Reader
Late Night Kitchen Adventures (Bucky x M!Reader)
Sassy (Loki x M!Reader)
Not Straight (Peter Quill x M!Reader)
Storms (Steve x M!Reader)
Standing Before You (Loki x M!Reader)
Blind Date (Bucky x M!Reader)
Recoloured (Bucky x M!Reader)
I Would Love That (Peter Parker x M!Reader)
Competitive (Steve x M!Reader)
Secret Showings (Tom Hiddleston x M!Reader)
Isn’t It Enough (Thor x M!Reader)
Princes of Asgard (Loki x M!Reader)
Possibilities (Dick x Reader)
Female x Female!Reader
My Queen (Hela x Reader)
My Flower (Hela x Reader)
Death Gets Married (Hela x Reader)
The Dress (Hela x Reader)
Sleeping Beauty (Hela x Reader)
[Part 1] [Part 2]
Heat, Fire and Burns (Hela x Reader)
[Part 1] [Part 2]
Us Time (Valkyrie x Reader)
Let Me Help You (Nakia x Reader)
Coffee? (Nakia x Reader)
The Itsy Bitsy Spider (Natasha x Reader)
I Wanted More (Natasha x Reader)
I Can’t Breathe (Natasha x Reader)
Really, Nat? (Natasha x Reader)
I Still Need You (Debbie Ocean x Reader)
I Still Want You (Lou Miller x Reader)
Scarlet Saviour (Natasha x Reader)
- GENDER NEUTRAL READER -
Gender Neutral Reader
Roller Rinks (Clint x GN!Reader)
A Whole New World (Dick x GN!Reader)
What Choice Do I Have? (Dick x GN!Reader)
No Feelings
TITLE: No Feelings
CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: One-shot
AUTHOR: breemaggs
ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine that you and Loki are just in a sex relationship. He meet you on a Midgardian dating web site, which Thor recommended to him to finally find a woman. But at the beginning you made it very clear to Loki. It’s just about sex. Nothing else. He totally agrees with that. (Click to read the entire Imagine!)
RATING: NC-17
NOTES/WARNINGS: NSFW.
The rules were simple; don’t fall in love. But things in life never stay as simple as they were intended. For my part, it was relatively easy. I had a bad track record with men and I was so over being used. I was sick of putting myself out there only to be dragged down. I was tired of laying my heart on the line and having it trampled upon.
I obviously wasn’t cut out for relationships. I always managed to push the other person away and make them leave.
So this time, it was my turn to set the rules. And like I said, they were simple. Don’t fall in love. No feelings apart from lust. Sex only. Go our separate ways after we were satisfied. For all intents and purposes, we were using each other. Simple.
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A Drunk Loki Would Include:
A/N: here’s a nice headcanon (hopefully)! Do send in asks, really love them and need them :) hope you like it!
Practical jokes. Pranks. Loads of them.
‘WHO DID THIS TO MY SUIT!?’ ‘AND MINE?!’ all of the avengers would be holding their now bedazzled and pink costumes. 'WHO FUCKED UP MY SHIELD IT LOOKS LIKE BARBIE AND FRIENDS HAD A FUCKING ORGY ON IT!’ steve’s shouting would leave everyone wide eyed. 'damn it, steve.’ bucky would be the first one to speak. 'I REALLY DON’T LET ANYONE FUCK WITH MY SHIELD BARNES!’ steve would look around and find the god of mischief laughing while you try to shush him.
Everyone laughing at the scene of Captain America throwing a glittery pink shield at a running, laughing mess of loki.
Him talking gibberish.
'imnotjjsttfagod no.., yes, I AM LOKI!’ he says before just staring into the abiss again. 'you’re very short.’ he looks at you and you roll your eyes. 'very short and full of rage sometimes, you remind of this fish found in the oceans of midgard.’ 'what damn fish loki?’ you ask arms crossed. 'you know, the one that puffs up upon being threatened and has spines on it.’ he looks at you innocently. 'a puffer fish. You called me a puffer fish.’
Him getting too touchy-feely. You of course don’t mind it.
'hold me (Y/N)! the earth is swaying beneath my feet!’ he clings to you like a huge koala bear clinging to a mere branch. 'i got you, loki’ you pat his back and he says a muffled thank you as he burries his face in your hair.
He flirts and he’s great at it. You can’t stop blushing.
'i never noticed how lovely your eyes are.’ he looks deep in your eyes and you scoff. 'and your face,’ he holds your jaw lightly. 'your lips..’ he gently traces your bottom lip. You can feel heat radiating off your entire face.
'get away from her, you creepy, slender man you.’ tony gets him away from you with annoyance. You finally take a breath.
'I SHALL DO THE DANCE OFF MY PEOPLE.’ he starts dancing and everyone just sighs. Thor is about to swing his hammer but you stop him.
You have to sweet talk to him to not do dangerous things.
'loki, dear, please don’t throw daggers around.’ 'no loki, don’t turn the flower sticks into snakes.’ 'loki. Anyone. But. Bruce.’
He listens to you like a petulant child for some reason.
'he loves you.’ natasha smiles. 'shut up.’ you answer annoyed. 'he might, he’s always talking about her. And-’ thor abruptly stops. The avengers start to recite the old middle school poem. You hide your face in your hands while loki hugs you with a smile.
He gets hungry. And demands for the weirdest food.
'i must have marrow.’ he emphasizes. 'how about pizza? Or mac and cheese?’ you ask and get him some junk food to eat. 'i love this midgardian food!’ he grins.
Him getting out of the crazy phase of the alcohol the god got drunk off and getting sleepy and tired. Maybe even sad when he rests his head on your shoulder with a slightly pained expression.
'it’s okay, loki.’ you rub his arm. He nods and stays in that position.
Getting him to bed.
'if you fancy, shoes are not the only thing you can take off me.’ he smirks. 'blades are not the only thing i can kill you with.’ you smile sweetly. 'i can do it with my bare hands.’ you put your hands up. 'maybe you can do something else with them, i am sure i can.’ he winks. You leave quickly.
'NOBODY GETS THAT ONE DRUNK AGAIN!’ you state blushing furiously and everyone nods their head in agreement.
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Your Period with Loki would include...
Hi, I’m back (again), I’m nearly finished with this series. I hope you enjoy it.
Words: 491
Warnings: mentions of sex, periods.
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Loki was very much in touch with everything that is you,
When your mood changes he knows,
When you act differently he knows,
So when you walked into the bathroom and found a box of pads waiting for you, it brought a smile to your face,
He didn’t mention anything, he simply laid on the bed head in his book,
That’s what he did most the time,
Wondering out the bathroom.
“Loki did you get me some pads?”
He just gave a hum as he turned over the page,
Just like that, when you got in the shower it began to pour,
Loki was still reading when you got out.
He liked to chew his lip while reading, and damn it was hot,
You just stand staring at him, the way his teeth hold the lip,
He turned to you. “Yes?”
Smiling slightly, “that’s hot. I need sex now…”
Climbing onto the bed and straight on top of Loki.
You slip in between his arms and began a full assault on his neck,
Not that he lets you have control for long,
Loki likes to prove himself in every area of the relationship, including the bed.
Not that you mind, he’s a very strong powerful God, he can have his way with you.
This ritual began, you came in from training with Nat, shower, demand sex and get pleasured,
Loki didn’t mind it, he claimed it was actually very enjoyable,
Who can blame him? He enjoys teasing, can’t get away with it with anyone else,
He would have a shower running for you when you got in,
Or a bath, he filled with bubbles and nice smells, mostly chocolate smells.
Very exciting smells,
When your cravings begin, he runs around after you, first cookies, then buns, then you start wanting crisps,
He only complains when he doesn’t get you feeding him some.
He’s a right baby sometimes.
Cramps are the hardest part for him to deal with,
Yes, he can give you his hand and let you squeeze it, not like you can hurt him,
But he can’t watch you wriggling around in pain, it’s heartbreaking for him.
He sits you in hands and knees then sits rocking you trying to give you some relief,
When he finds a method that provides the most comfort good look getting out of it,
He does anything to make you feel better,
He goes to Tony for help,
Surprisingly Tony doesn’t laugh.
Next thing Loki is pressing a hot water bottle to your lower stomach and soothing your boiling head with his freezing hands.
Periods are easy with Loki, he doesn’t take offence when your hormones take control and you start yelling at him.
He always knows when it’s time,
He always knows how to help, what to get you, Loki just knows,
Loki loves you every day of the month, and I mean every.
Loki is definitely the best at dealing with periods.
Dating Loki Would Include:
Request by @galacyan
Loki isn’t the best at expressing his feelings, so sometimes his affection comes off a little differently
“Happy Birthday my love, they are earrings crafted from starlight crystals. They can sense danger, and if anyone touches you with ill intentions they lash out and strangle them”
“You got me death earrings, jewellery that can kill someone…”
“No, no, to protect you!”
“Loki… I can’t carry weapons around on my ears… but thank you”
Maybe some of his actions aren’t always the best, but the intention is always there
“You had me kidnapped… You do you that you could have just asked”
“You said you couldn’t leave Earth…”
“I think I would have reconsidered knowing there was someone there wanting me dead”
“I had to make sure you got here safely”
“and the best way to do that was to kidnap me?!”
“…sorry love”
Sometimes he can be a handful, but there is something endearing about his attempts to show how much he cares about you
He loves to use little pet names to get you blushing, anything along the lines of princess, my queen, sweetheart, love, darling…
You are the only person that can really calm him down when he gets into one of his moods
You are the only one who seems the softer side of him, the one he hides from the world
You share his bitter resentment towards his family for how they so often treat him
“They don’t understand you, love, they only see the monster they want to and not the one they created”
You are everything to him, and when your life comes under threat he is deadly
He loves showing and telling you about space and his life, the wonder in your eyes always makes him smile
Many people don’t understand how you could be with someone like him, but they don’t see the same person that you do
“Maybe it would be easier if you and I weren’t together”
“Loki sweetheart, I don’t care what they think, I love you and that’s all that matters”
“Really?”
“Really”
“I love you too Y/N”
Dating Loki Would Include...
Not requested, but I know there’s a high demand out there somewhere
lots of kisses
pda for days
braiding his hair ofc
naps
being the one to soften his heart
more like melt it
you comforting him over everything
especially his jotun form
also loki has a fear of thunderstorms don’t fight me on this
thor considers you to be an angel from the heavens
him always needing to be touching you when out in public
hickeys; giving and receiving
you’re the only person that can make him embarrassed
blush
he genuinely loves and cares for you
he’s offended by man buns
cuddling close
if he does something wrong he’ll turn the world upside down to make it up to you
he first discovers his love for sweets when he’s around you
chocolate with nuts is his favorite
you become a pro at calming him down whenever he goes into rage mode
he thinks cooking is a waste of time but he will try to learn and cook your favorite dishes
he uses all the pet names
“my love”
“my dear”
“angel”
“my queen”
“princess”
“darling”
reading together
sitting on his lap
him sitting on your lap
listening to thor tell funny childhood stories about him and loki
loki is so protective of you
you’re protective of him too
watching so many modern movies and tv shows together (i have a whole list of hcs about this here: x)
getting coffee together
he gets you so many lavish gifts for no reason
you scold him whenever he acts out violently for no reason
particularly when its because of jealousy and nothing else
there is so much trust between the two of you
sleeping in together
he takes you to asgard
all the asgardians love you
he uses his magic to impress you
you call him sappy names just to annoy him (even though on the inside he’s crying because he realizes how much you really love him)
expensive and fancy dates
lots of play fighting
you’re both aunt and uncle to peter
Hope you enjoyed! Feedback is welcomed ~
Spontaneous cuddle time with Loki would include…
Requests: Open
HCs Masterlist (I just started it lol)
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• Man he’s not gonna show it unless you’re alone
• But he really likes cuddles
• So when you come up from behind and hug him whenever he’s staring out the window
• You bet he will immediately cuddle you back
• Have I mentioned how much he loves having his hair played with???
• Play with his hair and I swear he will purr-
• Or when he’s reading on the couch and you just slide in between his arms
• He has to refrain from letting out an audible ‘aWH’
• an actual softie™
• You bet he’s going to try and play it off with a snarky “what are you doing, pet?”
• But you both know that he loves it as much as you do
• probably more ngl
• He is the God of Mischief so I mean,,
• He will probably trick you for cuddles and then act like nothing happened
• “Hm. What, Darling?”
• and a lot of “I don’t know what you are referring to. You initiated this, not me.”
• He would actually cancel all plans just because you wanted to cuddle
• (it’s how you win a lot of debates between the two of you too)
• Whisper an ‘I love you’ before you fall asleep in his arms? Heart = mELTED™
• FOREHEAD👏🏻KISSES👏🏻
• You cooking any food? Perfect cuddle time.
• You literally doing anything? Perfect cuddle time.
• In conclusion,
• someone give Loki a hug or 3000 (heh)
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dating loki would include
dating loki would include #2
dating loki would include #3
dating loki would include #4
dating loki would include #5
hair (fluff) - a confession of adoration prompted by appreciation of loki’s hair
rome (fluff, request) - loki realises reader might like him a little more than he thought
back to you (fluff, slight angst, request) - childhood friends reuniting and becoming a little more than friends
enamour (vampire!au series) - how wonderful; how strange, to be loved by something that hates all else
part 1
mine (request, fluff) - reader finds out she’s pregnant with loki’s child and confides in thor, resulting in a dramatic case of misunderstanding from loki’s end
way past that (request, fluff) - loki’s afraid his past will scare the reader off. she assures him otherwise.
spending xmas with loki would include
only for you (request, fluff) - loki dealing with the struggles of his relocation to midgard, and realising that a little suffering might be worth it for you
egotistical slob (fluff) - loki’s a bit of an asshole, even he knows it. maybe the girl who’s retreated to the kitchen to wash dishes in the middle of a party can begin to change that.
crush culture (fluff, song fic) - loki being totally and utterly in denial of his huge crush on you until you announce that you might just have one on him, too.
weepy (fluff) - loki has spent his whole life repressing his emotions and reader begins to help him to understand that feelings are normal & ok.
Admit it (Loki X Reader)
MASTER LIST / REQUEST
PAIRING: Loki Laufeyson X Reader WORDCOUNT: 3,238 WARNINGS: Cussing, violence & PDA REQUEST: Imagine Loki hearing you let out a held back sob and instantly turn to you in concern.
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Dating Loki would include:
a LOT of whining
loki is very sensitive to touching
prefers any kind of touching to when you’re alone
loki prefers big spoon to little spoon. just sayin’.
talks aloud to himself (but still expects you to listen)
constantly asking for the other persons opinion on things
constant ! reassurance !
loki is so so possessive
and super overprotective
and so so dominant
lots of winking and smirking
and jealousy only shown through jaw clenches
and then neck kissing
and biting
intimate eye contact
and you all know what that leads to
you’re one of the only ones who can truly make him laugh
except from thor
when you leave for longer periods of time he gets very anxious
stupid jokes
laughing at the other avengers
“captain america is such a du-”
“loki for odin’s sake be quiet!”
thor freaking LOVES you
sweet and tender kisses
kissing everywhere and anywhere
kinda bugs the other avengers
though most of them think it’s super cute
being the only one to truly listen to his stories
teaching loki to bake
play! fighting!
and you also know what that leads to
Request: Sharing a bed with Loki would include...
Hi, I hope you find my post, I love doing requests. Sometimes it takes ages for me to write, sometimes I can do it on the spot. Thank you for requesting; I hope you enjoy. (I’ve also tried to make this as neutral as possible so you can read it as any gender.)
EDIT: I HAVE CORRECTED THE GENDER ERRORS, NOW I BELIEVE IT IS COMPLETELY GENDER INCLUSIVE!
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* It all started because he can’t sleep by himself,
* You found him awake in the living room in the middle of the night,
* He confessed to you that he can’t sleep alone,
* You drag him to your room,
* Getting into bed with him was awkward, he’s tall and got a lot of leg,
* He stared at you for a while,
* As your eyes shut, he slowly put his arms around you,
* You just smile and expect it,
* Before you know it Loki was using your room as his,
* He liked spooning,
* He insisted it helped him sleep,
* Sometimes he lets you be big spoon,
* Almost all the time he says he has to be big spoon,
* He says your short and a mortal,
* You normally just give him a playing slap on the arm and nibble his hand,
* But when he does let you, you wrap around him like a panda.
* He claims it’s annoying,
* You know he loves it,
* He strokes your hands,
* Rubs your legs,
* He loves it really,
* The whole thing helped you as well,
* Sometimes you have nightmares,
* Nothing is nicer then Loki entering your mind and calming the storm for you,
* He asked you out a year later,
* He claimed he wanted to be a gentleman,
* He was scared since you’d started trying to date people,
* You excepted,
* His hands never wonder,
* He keeps one firmly around your waist, the other hand keeps his head up,
* Sometimes he pulls you on top,
* You wake up with Loki staring at you,
* He’s rolled onto you before,
* He actually has more muscle then you’d imagine,
* He still hasn’t stopped apologising,
* When you get upset with him he likes to make you feel better,
* He has learnt you like back rubs,
* His large hands are useful for that,
* He treats the rest of the team like a disease other than you,
* He treats you like a god/goddess,
* He loves whispering,
* Pillow talk excites him,
* Leaning over into his ear, telling him you love him then kissing his cheek,
* That way he grips you tight,
* You’re his,
* His is yours,
* When he wakes you shaking from nightmares,
* You sit staring into his eyes,
* Stroking your fingers through his hair,
* “I’ve got you, baby, it’s not real, this is real…”
* you press his cold hand against your heart,
* Let him feel it beat,
* That way, he knows it’s real,
* He allowed you to see his Jotun form,
* You didn’t even panic, you decided painting his nails would make it look better,
* I’m hot nights, he’s very useful,
* He’s scared about hurting you at first,
* Then you flop onto his chest demanding to be cool,
* He wraps you in cold, you love it,
* He likes to cuddle after sex,
* He was touch starved his whole life,
* Praised sends him wild,
* “I love you playing with my hair, it makes my head tingle…”
* “Is that good my love?”
* “Yes Loki that’s fantastic!”
* He’s smacked his lips into your out of excitement,
* Or he just sits crying in happiness cuddles onto your back,
* Or he pulls you on top and does the action again to gain more praise,
* Thor thinks it’s cute, he walks in and founds you laid across his brother’s chest, both a tangle of sheets,
* He claims your cuddle sessions with Loki have calmed him dramatically,
* Loll hasn’t murdered anyone,
* Loki hasn’t threatened anyone,
* Loki is actually caring about mortals,
* He calls you the love of his life,
* He calls you ‘little mortal’
* He calls you ‘little one’
* He claims you’re unnaturally short (even if you’re actually tall),
* He likes annoying you!
Request: Sharing a bed with Loki would include...
Hi, I hope you find my post, I love doing requests. Sometimes it takes ages for me to write, sometimes I can do it on the spot. Thank you for requesting; I hope you enjoy. (I’ve also tried to make this as neutral as possible so you can read it as any gender.)
EDIT: I HAVE CORRECTED THE GENDER ERRORS, NOW I BELIEVE IT IS COMPLETELY GENDER INCLUSIVE!
Master List
* It all started because he can’t sleep by himself,
* You found him awake in the living room in the middle of the night,
* He confessed to you that he can’t sleep alone,
* You drag him to your room,
* Getting into bed with him was awkward, he’s tall and got a lot of leg,
* He stared at you for a while,
* As your eyes shut, he slowly put his arms around you,
* You just smile and expect it,
* Before you know it Loki was using your room as his,
* He liked spooning,
* He insisted it helped him sleep,
* Sometimes he lets you be big spoon,
* Almost all the time he says he has to be big spoon,
* He says your short and a mortal,
* You normally just give him a playing slap on the arm and nibble his hand,
* But when he does let you, you wrap around him like a panda.
* He claims it’s annoying,
* You know he loves it,
* He strokes your hands,
* Rubs your legs,
* He loves it really,
* The whole thing helped you as well,
* Sometimes you have nightmares,
* Nothing is nicer then Loki entering your mind and calming the storm for you,
* He asked you out a year later,
* He claimed he wanted to be a gentleman,
* He was scared since you’d started trying to date people,
* You excepted,
* His hands never wonder,
* He keeps one firmly around your waist, the other hand keeps his head up,
* Sometimes he pulls you on top,
* You wake up with Loki staring at you,
* He’s rolled onto you before,
* He actually has more muscle then you’d imagine,
* He still hasn’t stopped apologising,
* When you get upset with him he likes to make you feel better,
* He has learnt you like back rubs,
* His large hands are useful for that,
* He treats the rest of the team like a disease other than you,
* He treats you like a god/goddess,
* He loves whispering,
* Pillow talk excites him,
* Leaning over into his ear, telling him you love him then kissing his cheek,
* That way he grips you tight,
* You’re his,
* His is yours,
* When he wakes you shaking from nightmares,
* You sit staring into his eyes,
* Stroking your fingers through his hair,
* “I’ve got you, baby, it’s not real, this is real…”
* you press his cold hand against your heart,
* Let him feel it beat,
* That way, he knows it’s real,
* He allowed you to see his Jotun form,
* You didn’t even panic, you decided painting his nails would make it look better,
* I’m hot nights, he’s very useful,
* He’s scared about hurting you at first,
* Then you flop onto his chest demanding to be cool,
* He wraps you in cold, you love it,
* He likes to cuddle after sex,
* He was touch starved his whole life,
* Praised sends him wild,
* “I love you playing with my hair, it makes my head tingle…”
* “Is that good my love?”
* “Yes Loki that’s fantastic!”
* He’s smacked his lips into your out of excitement,
* Or he just sits crying in happiness cuddles onto your back,
* Or he pulls you on top and does the action again to gain more praise,
* Thor thinks it’s cute, he walks in and founds you laid across his brother’s chest, both a tangle of sheets,
* He claims your cuddle sessions with Loki have calmed him dramatically,
* Loll hasn’t murdered anyone,
* Loki hasn’t threatened anyone,
* Loki is actually caring about mortals,
* He calls you the love of his life,
* He calls you ‘little mortal’
* He calls you ‘little one’
* He claims you’re unnaturally short (even if you’re actually tall),
* He likes annoying you!
dating loki would include #5
a/n: i swear to god i could write one of these every single day
- he probably has a folder in his phone dedicated to hair and style inspo
- making fun of him for being literally the least intimidating thing ever
- “i’m literally more scared of danielle bregoli than i am of you.”
- having matching silk robes that you both wear while doing your skincare routines at night
- “i don’t remember buying this lip tint??? do you know where it came from? maybe nat left it here.”
- “oh that’s mine.”
- he probably despises disneyland-loki
- him putting on an illusion first thing in the morning for the first three months of being together because he doesn’t want you to see him looking any less gorgeous than usual
- because he can’t get drunk on midgardian liquour he just day drinks constantly
- like you’ll be in target and he’ll bring a glass of red wine
- “loKI YOU ASSHOLE CLEAN YOUR HAIR OUT OF THE DRAIN.”
- encouraging him to give therapy a chance and he caves within like a week when thor had been suggesting it for years
- spilling like, pasta sauce or something on urself and yelling “oh fUCK ME.”
- and he just appears in the doorway like “i wouldn’t be opposed.”
- “,,,,,, begone, thot.”
- “i beg your pardon?”
- turning him into an ariana grande stan
- & after a fiery explanation of all the shit she’s been through he’s like, weirdly passionate about defending her
- “if you quote clueless one more time i’m filing for a divorce.”
- “loki we’re not even married.”
- “why not?”
- “i dunno, actually.”
- and like a week later u get married
- when he has nightmares you stay up with him and make food
- and gradually it becomes your goal to make something he’ll enjoy as much as the food on asgard
- because god knows he never stops whining about how much he misses it
- “i’d like very much to kiss you right now.”
- “loki, now?? we’re literally at a funeral.”
- “death makes me frisky.”
Cloaks and Daggers (Loki x reader)
For the Anon who requested a little Loki x reader fluffiness.
WARNINGS: Some violence, mentions of blood.
SUMMARY: When Thor asks for your help in clearing his brothers name, your secrets about the God of Mischief are unraveled.
My Lady, I require your assistance!” Thor boomed as he landed on the lawn in front of you.
You looked up with furrowed brows, a spoonful of Gelato half way to your mouth.
“Mine?”
“Time is of the essence!” He said in a rush, grabbing a hold of you and pulling you taut against his chest.
“Thor, buddy, I am flattered but you’re not my WHOA!” Whatever you’d been about to say was cut off as Thor twirled Mjolnir and you were both pulled into the air.
In your shock you managed to drop your Gelato and you sadly watched it hurtle to the ground, a pout forming on your lips.
“Cap, did you hear that yelling?” Tony asked, running onto the lawn.
“Yeah, I did. But there’s nobody here.” Steve said, scratching his head.
They both jumped back in shock as a small tub landed on the ground between them, the icy treat splatting on the ground.
“What the???”
“Oh my god! It’s Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs!!!!”
Weiterlesen
Omg! I can’t describe how much I love this one shot! Not only that’s so well written, but how the character a described… and Loki is just so cute and full with hope and love, I just can’t! My fangirl heart💚 and most of I love the reader. I have the feeling that everyone would do that what she had done. Thank you for writing it @the–sad–hatter ⚘💚 You’re wonderful, keep the hard working💚 Have wonderful day~ Could you tag me in your list? That would be lovely ~
