Kurt Wagner’s Tail Headcanons
requested by @minisunrise
i love kurt so fucking much wow
his tail is one of best features
and let me tell you–there is a ton
his tail is exactly like a cat’s
or really any animal with a tail
y’know, where you can tell their mood by what their tail is doing
when kurt’s sad, his tail gets all droopy and it drags behind him on the floor
when he’s a happy and/or excited boy, his tail is up and wagging like crazy
when he’s mad, it’ll stay mostly straight and will twitch every now and then
it’s common knowledge that kurt’s tail is sensitive, especially the spade on the end
laying with him while he reads as you mindlessly play with his tail is a daily thing
if you rub the spade or stroke the tail a little too slowly, you get horny-and-embarrassed kurt
occasionally when you walk by kurt at the institute, you’ll give his tail a tug
he’ll squeak in surprise and then turn to look at you with sad
eyes because now he’s desperate for your affection
the first you did it he bamfed away out of fear and ended up crashing on peter
since holding hands can be difficult, he’ll wrap his tail around your wrist or ankle instead
whenever he feels threatened by other guys or just in general, he’ll ~casually~ snake his tail around your waist
kurt also this thing where when you say “I love you,” compliment him, and any little sweet thing–his tail flicks
like he’ll be sitting quietly, reading, and holding a cup of tea with his tail (scroll back up to gif for reference)
“oh, there you are, baby–!”
his tail shoots up and CRASH there goes the tea
i guess you could say he spilled the tea
whenever he wants your love and affection, he will casually and continuously brush his tail against you
its his own way of saying “meine liebe, please love meee”
Hope you enjoyed! Feedback is welcomed ~
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