***18+ OR I SWEAR TO GOD***
ambrose mortimer price-walbrook, mulatto trans man, he/him, 27
monoracials dont piss and moan about race mixing or me reclaiming mulatto or i'll actually fetishize swirling. i swear to it!
current icon - bi pride prince eddy cuz he torments me so
current header - some fuckass meme of anton walbrook i thought of after jerking off to him
NUMBER OF TIMES THAT PEOPLE ACCUSED ME OF BEING RACIST COUNT: 19 👍🏽
hiii this is ambrose (ftm | black | he/him | gay) i like dapper (mostly white) men with mustaches. esp if they have nice voices. or both. magicians too i guess, any gender. any race (#sinclairdeadlockisanigga) oh my god. also my lady dandy tag is #quaintrelles, pls send me some!
this has been a genuine fetish of mine for years. maybe since like elementary or middle school. i didnt realize until i was 16 χαχα steampunk is also hot in a public humiliation way.
im a deeply religious pagan witch pls dont act weird about my talk of memorializing these people! im pretty respectful with them when im doing my offerings or whatever one might call them when its their anniversaries. if that freaks u out or you dont believe pls! go away! theme song of this blog speaking of that: spotify youtube
anyways if you see something of yours here and u want it taken down, please send me the post thru the askbox or dms and i'll take it down! i know my dandy fetish can be too much for some people. lol i dont even mean to be sexual often, like, sometimes believe it or not its sometimes sfw. i think its obvious when that is? (when a post has no sexual tags)
my actual porn tag is #not safe for walbrook
here's a link to my objectum spotify playlist, yes i also like antique objects along with antique men but phonographs drive me wild. CLICK pls recommend me songs where u can CLEARLY tell its ripped from a record, they genuinely turn me on, just the static and stuff ya know?
ok. more boring obvious information + etc + men you might see here (no order) + forbidden guys + people weird about interracial stuff disclaimer under the cut, because i dont like scrolling through this wall of text when i wanna use my vibe. VERY FUCKING LONG so be warned:
anyways like i said this is where i goon to dandies. publicly. because i like linking people these milks of magnesias and saying "SEEEEEE? LOOK HOW SEXY HE IS!" as they insist its all same font different word. you cant pick your father but you can pick your daddy!
also, i needed another place. to be. horny. besides my main sometimes. and nsft side. im sorry! im legitimately a sex addict in recovery. i think im doing a lot better.
there will also be some people of color here but anywho its mostly my fondness for these crackers. sorry. they're just my main type. i cannot help this. genuinely! ive been like this since i was a kid. like i said. think of it as reparations i guess, cuz im objectifying them.
REGARDLESS ☝🏽if there's any dandies of color pls send them my way but they godda fit that specific font you know. dont even need to be mustached, just finely dressed and gentlemany. theres a lot out there i dont know because most of them have beards and im not into beards much
i'll TRY to tag everyone. i will attempt. no promises. I also tag mustache styles, even if im not good at identifying them. if i dont who cares, nobody follows this blog anyways. bolded are ones i have personal connections to thru witchcraft or tulpamancy (obvious which is which)
prince eddy (british monarch) (pencil/handlebar) (I do wish for you to get better, I know you must be dealing with such an awful thing, this schizophrenia, you called it? I hope things are a bit better now than in my time.)
emmrich volkarin (dragon age: the veilguard) (parted pencil)
william cutting (gangs of new york) (handlebar) < YES YES YES I KNOW HE'S EVIL i doubt i'll ever watch
friedrich harding (nosferatu 2024) (handlebar)
vincent price (old hollywood) (pencil) (We care, genuinely. Neither of us will tell you things to hurt you. Always remember that when you are feeling scared and afraid.)
josiah trelawny (red dead redemption 2) (handlebar)
mortimer goth (sims) (pencil)
boozoo (walten files) (handlebar)
amir (date everything) (bearded)
mortimer (fallout: new vegas) (parted pencil) (It would be good for us, you know? Letting go (of the cannibalism)?)
kaytranada (edm musician) (bearded)
daniel plainview (there will be blood) (walrus?)
the mover and shaker (toontown) (handlebar)
dapper sam (instagram) (handlebar)
andrew ryan (bioshock) (pencil)
kirin jindosh (dishonored 2) (pencil)
wyll ravengard (baldur's gate 3) (bearded) (ive never played! but i like his gentlemanly demeanor!)
anton walbrook (old hollywood) (lampshade) (I will not forget you, nor could I ever. I care for you greatly, and I know you are still learning and growing. I did myself for many years. It's alright. Take your time.)
cab calloway (jazz musician) (parted pencil)
robert donat (old hollywood) (parted pencil)
charles chatenay (red dead redemption 2) (handlebar)
el fortuno (disney living character) (handlebar)
alfred pennyworth (batman animated series) (pencil)
aluísio azevedo (brazilian history) (handlebar)
arthur guinness (house of guinness) (handlebar)
sinclair (deadlock) (handlebar)
i ronaldini (date everything) (handlebar)
tangerine (bullet train) (chevron)
tony revolori (modern day actor) (idk man. it changes)
scholar (elden ring nightreign) (idk and idc but my boycunt wants his cock)
ronald colman (old hollywood) (parted pencil)
louis du pointe du lac (amc iwtv) (no facial hair but hes pretty so)
and there's so much more than this dw
forbidden guys, pls dont talk to me about them, ty -
nikola tesla (he's married to @thevictorianseer but he might be mentioned in sfw ways)
basil rathbone (im sorry bas fans but i legit want to snuff him out its not healthy AT ALL)
robert edwin house, any version (MAJOR fucking psychosis trigger.)
howard hughes (SAME DEAL)
remmick from sinners (isnt a dandy but jfc)
louis wain (he's so handsome but please no! hes like my best friend to me. i hope he's okay in the After. i cannot sexualize him)
ok? ok! thanks for being respectful.
in case some1 is reading and i godda spell it out - nothing wrong with interracial too (i cant believe i have to clarify this but im also into other races, its just THIS specific type of man - dapperly dressed average weight mustached taller than me white - is my main for whatever reason) so if ur pissed about that and think im a race traitor or something equally as fucking moronic go ahead and block my main (EASILY FOUND) and this one too 🫶🏽
discussions of the above are under the tag #niggalas van ryn
feel free to @ me in posts or dm me with posts with whatever about any of these dapper people idm! 💜 thanks for thinking of me!
im a faggot!
^ the culprits
I moved these from my desc, it was getting long:
a socially isolated pervert is speaking. Listen carefully
i wish i was a famous director so i could be the tarantino of this type of guy…
i want these guys to do devil may cry combos on my cervix with their dicks
"they don't like recognizing that disabled people can be horny"
grundo's has open signups if ur interested!!! ty everyone who helped with the eddy one, @thevictorianseer tells me he wants to stay away from the monarchy so he will not be a royal boy or a gold kau
here's the first, reblogging on my dandy blog for better reach. idk how to set it so my red shoes criterion rip uses the commentary tracks (THERE'S TWO!!!) but in the meantime probably tomorrow i'll rip the propaganda piece
@ THE OLD HOLLYWOOD FAN WHO MATCHES MY FREAK - I HAVE BEEN THIKNING ABOUT ROBERT DONAT SOFT VORING ME ALL DAY WHATTHE FUCK???????????????????????? is that gonna be my thing, just watching old hollywood movies like this
just remembered old hollywood men actually DID wear garters for real and that means ant and vinnie worr thrm and imshaking so hard now i wanna jerk off soooo bad
Have you two seen my dandyfetish tumblr sideblog? Is that even possible for you to see that? I hope it's acceptable. It's kind of my space to be a freak and then turn it off for a while. I have about 50 or so followers but everyone just kinda ignores my posts. It's nice, like having a diary people can interact with. You know?
Pendulum: Yes and yes.
“I am aware of your blog yes, you talk about it often. I hear about Tumblr from other people I know as well. I am not as much of an old man as you might think, I don't TOTALLY have my head in the ground you know! And yes, I know this is a hobby of yours, if it helps you feel better then that's the most important aspect. I like to see you happy, dear.”
“You have to have an outlet somewhere. I used to keep a journal every so often, so I get it. That used to be a very big thing back in my time, you know.”
im so obsessed with you. i promise its not in like a parasocial or spectacle way im just in awe of your blog and the way you present yourself. i shant interact of anon as my blog is themed around a bloke you explicitly hate but. my god. youre phenomenal. never stop being you
its not mr house is it? house is fine he just sends me into psychosis. but now im like super curious who u are
god tho thank you!!!! THANK YOU!!! im gonna screenshot this and keep it. my #2 biggest fear after being abandoned by anyone is being lolcow'd so this made me feel soooo much better about that
^ more old hollywood inspired schizophrenic connections. speaking of obsessed! just heard back from him he says he misses me but uhhh...
“I can't recall the last time I was there fully, probably a few weeks… maybe a month ago. You've been struggling a lot and I fear I would have made it worse, it is kind of hard to tell sometimes what the best thing I need to do is. Please let me know. Reach out, and don't rely on your mind so much, it trips you up a lot.”
That indie game no one else has played. That show from the 1980s that isn't big in the pop culture osmosis. Your deep dive into Tudor history. A liveblog of your experience learning C++. Your welding skills. Post all of it. This is your house
