***18+ OR I SWEAR TO GOD***
mulatto transfag af, he/him, dont piss and moan or i'll fetishize your great great grandfather
a socially isolated pervert is speaking. Listen carefully
i wish i was a famous director so i could be the tarantino of this type of guy...
i want these guys to do devil may cry combos on my cervix with their dicks
current icon - JOSIAH FREAKIN TRELAWNYYY 🦄
current header - ANTON GODDAMN WALBROOK!!! 🦡
my main is easy to find - be 18+ before following either jfc
(wizard beer meme) I JERK OFF TO DANDIES!
TIMES OF PEOPLE ACCUSING ME OF BEING RACIST COUNT: 9 👍🏽
hiii this is ambrose (ftm | black | he/him | gay) i like dapper white men with mustaches. esp if they have nice voices. or dress nice. or both. magicians too i guess, any gender. oh my god. also my lady dandy tag is #quaintrelles, pls send me some!
this has been a genuine fetish of mine for years. steampunk is also hot in a public humiliation way, i think this is why david michael bennett used to get suuuper hard at concerts
if you see something of yours here and u want it taken down, please send me the post thru the askbox and i'll take it down! i know my dandy fetish can be too much for some people. lol i dont even mean to be sexual sometimes its like a compulsion. also sometimes believe it or not its sfw. i think its obvious when that is?
more boring obvious information + etc + men you might see here (no order) under the cut + mustache style, because i dont like scrolling back this wall of text when i wanna use my vibe:
anyways this is where i goon to dandies. publiclly. because i like linking people these milks of magnesias and saying "SEEEEEE? LOOK HOW SEXY HE IS!" as they insist its all same font different word.
also, i needed another place. to be. horny. besides my main sometimes. and nsft side. im sorry!
there MIGHT be some people of color here but anywho its mostly my fondness for these crackers sorry. they're just my main type. i cannot help this. genuinely! ive been like this since i was a kid. think of it as reparations i guess. if there's any dandies of color pls send them my way but they godda fit that specific font you know
i'll TRY to tag everyone. i will attempt. no promises. however i WILL tag mustache styles, even if im not good at identifying them. if i dont who cares, nobody follows this blog anyways.
prince eddy (british monarch) (unidentified) < im not a monarchist btw are u fucking stupid
emmrich volkarin (dragon age: the veilguard) (parted pencil)
william cutting (gangs of new york) (handlebar) < YES YES YES I KNOW HE'S EVIL
friedrich harding (nosferatu 2024) (handlebar)
vincent price (old hollywood) (pencil)
josiah trelawny (red dead redemption 2) (handlebar)
mortimer goth (sims) (pencil)
boozoo (walten files) (handlebar)
mortimer (fallout: new vegas) (parted pencil)
daniel plainview (there will be blood) (walrus?)
robert house (fallout) (lampshade)
rafi silver house (fallout prime) (chevron)
the mover and shaker (toontown) (handlebar)
dapper sam (instagram) (handlebar)
andrew ryan (bioshock) (pencil)
kirin jindosh (dishonored 2) (pencil)
anton walbrook (old hollywood) (lampshade)
robert donat (old hollywood) (parted pencil)
charles chatenay (red dead redemption 2) (handlebar)
el fortuno (disney living character) (handlebar)
alfred pennyworth (batman animated series) (pencil)
aluísio azevedo (brazilian history) (handlebar)
sinclair (deadlock) (handlebar)
i ronaldini (date everything) (handlebar)
tangerine (bullet train) (chevron)
scholar (elden ring nightreign) (idk and idc but my boycunt wants his cock)
ronald colman (old hollywood) (parted pencil)
you can see me babble about them collectively/waxing poetics about this type of guy on here. i uh. i really like these fucking white men >///< theyre my type! and im not ashamed! obviously! why else would i make this blog? well i mean its just to keep shit organized but like... whatever
nothing wrong with interracial too (i cant believe i have to clarify this but im also into other races, its just THIS specific type of man - pale dark haired mustached taller than me - is my main for whatever reason) so if ur pissed about that and think im a race traitor or something equally as fucking moronic go ahead and block my main (again, EASILY FOUND) and this one too 🫶🏽
feel free to @ me in posts or dm me with posts with whatever about any of them idm! 💜 thanks for thinking of me!
As a duck I am stuck with getting movies from the library so thank you for not putting Mifune on the mustache hotties poll because it will take forever to get his films from another county.
Also thank you for not including Errol Flynn (A Constant Disappointment IRL) and Clark Gable (Man Who Refuses To Bathe AND Brush His Teeth).
You have also delivered to me the knowledge of more beautiful mustaches which is *Priceless*. I will share my grapes with you *quack quack*.
-🦆
i actually didn't include either of them because i forgot lol. and idk if ducks can stream things but if so, Seven Samurai is available on Tubi!
anyway lets have some bonus mustaches
who is the hottest old movie mustache haver? (part 2)
happy pride! remember that being a transgender is everything but fiction. there are so many real historical figures from every century about whose transgenderism we aren't even aware of
on this picture i drew Alexandr Andreevich Alexandrov - cavalry officer of the russian imperial army that participated in napoleonic wars. people persistently keep on misgendering mispronounsing deadnaming and calling him a crossdresser although alexandrov clearly stated that he didn't want to be called by his deadname and being treated like anything but a man. that's an interesting historical figure and i wanted to draw attention to his person. i can't tell everything about him in only one post so i recomend you to read about alexandrov by yourself
also be proud of yourself and remember that you're valid! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Reminder to myself in this trying time that I am an attractive adult man and my teeth are not actually as fucked up as I always seem to convince myself they are, even though my aligners broke four years ago and I haven't restarted them successfully yet.
No one sleeps with me because I quite literally never go out into the world, not because I am bad and people don't like me...
my favorite part of coming home from the movies is taking an uber home and for the duration of the ride home IF THEY ASK ABOUT MOVIES I LIKE i go on and on and on about vincent price (and as of november 2025 anton walbrook) and if they ask who they are i just say "the hottest men in the world" or something equally as faggy and depending on their reaction i tip either 5 bucks (regardless) or 10+
oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight
