danganphobia.

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[danganphobia]

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[danganphobia]

Alright you guys seem to like my teacher au shenanigans so here’s qifrey intervening on olruggio’s bachelor pad post break up featuring reddit and facebook marketplace.

[danganphobia]

taking dad bod mullet olruggio with earrings to the grave with me

[danganphobia]

Olruggio and Qifrey survive teaching a class of zillenials.

You should probably read my teacher au fic. You’ll have a good time, trust me.

[danganphobia]

my orufrey fic playlist having frank ocean, the smiths, steve lacy and then you see how do you sleep by jesse mccartney and ludacris in there

[squishysphealgirl]

One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when somebody pointed out that the existence of flinching away when you touch something hot implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of scary fire monsters that attacked people 😨

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[valkugo]

"everything is about reaching the end except for the ending, which is about wanting to go back to the start."

art catching patrick during their first scene together // patrick catching art during their last scene together

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[danganphobia]

taking dad bod mullet olruggio with earrings to the grave with me

[danganphobia]

Olruggio and Qifrey survive teaching a class of zillenials.

You should probably read my teacher au fic. You’ll have a good time, trust me.

[paramoregf]

i love horror movie bts photos of women just covered in blood

[paramoregf]

awesome every time

[paramoregf]

YAYYYYYYYY

[danganphobia]

the rum diaries - chapter one.

"You fucking this guy?" The answer was obvious. He just wanted to know for himself. Qifrey snorted. "Does that make you jealous?" He asked, bringing his wine glass to his lips. Olruggio scoffed. "No. I mean I was seeing this girl sometime ago anyway, you know." Not really. A disaster of a fling that ended with her walking out mid hookup. There were more attempts. They didn't go anywhere. "I didn't ask if you were seeing anyone Olly." Qifrey reminded him, smug. "But if you did, good for you." Dick. Olruggio wanted to reach for that ashen gray hair and pull as hard as he could, then he remembered about the we're open part, fixating on that. "He just lets you… sleep with whoever you want?" "He just wants me. He can have me. But if I want something else," Qifrey murmured, his foot trailing up Olruggio's leg. "I can have it."

Returning to the atelier means working alongside Qifrey again — strictly as colleagues. Except Qifrey has moved on, built a life Olruggio doesn't recognize, and somehow that's the part he can't leave alone.

fwb to lovers · modern au · fwb

💌🤍 read on ao3

[04k96]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[unification]

tuesday morning fat hource

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"