danganphobia.

hi. im vannie. ☆ she/they ☆ 🇳🇬 ☆ 21↑ ☆ AO3

[danganphobia]

♡ im vannie! ♡

♡ links ♡ (updated dec 2024)

strawpage | twitter | ao3 | carrd | ko-fi (for commissions, donations)

[greelin]

sorry i was distracted by his tits. Were you saying something

[halondrus]

fuck with me

[medievalcat]

Gothic & Lolita Psycho (2010)

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[thickness-protection-program]

According to fox entertainment this is who we should be afraid of. I didn't know who Francesca Hong was 10 minutes ago but thankfully now I'm aware of this monster and her monsterous policies

[kristina100000]

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[danganphobia]

true romance.

true romance. 6k. rated t. modern au. for @orufreyweek day 7: free day.

"Coming!" Qifrey hurried to the door, opening it. On the other side stood a stocky, shorter man. He had shaggy black hair, a salt and pepper beard, and wore a short-sleeved flannel over a tank top and jeans with heavy duty combat boots, and a tool belt strapped around his waist. He had inked tattoos on both arms, studded earrings, thick brows and a chiseled jawline. Good lord. "Hi," Qifrey whispered, finding himself breathless. Oh no, he's hot.

Qifrey, a single mother of four, combats a heatwave by calling a handyman from Kalhn to get their air conditioner fixed. He really likes their new handyman, and the handyman likes him too.

read on ao3.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal we’re going to fire every single game developer we’ve ever hired 😍😍😍

[anarchistmemedistro]

AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt

Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.

[megaceros]

love that energy

[b0tster]

sorry everyone, i think the new piss on the poor website is now bluesky

(confirmed not joking)

[toskarin]

just cracked a can and said "oh right I forgot to shake it" and you will not believe what happened next

[toskarin]

that's right: I was cut apart and cannibalised

[exxxmilitary]

[micromontage]

shout-out to all my friends i like youj