DANGER // DEFIED.

mary jane watson written by erica

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SCOOBY  -  DOO  SENTENCE  STARTERS  !

❝ It looks like a mystery to me. ❞

❝ I can already taste those chocolate-covered hotdogs. ❞

❝ I’ll wait here and when you find out, send me a telegram. ❞

❝ Can I help it if my first toy was a garbage disposal? ❞

❝ I’m so scared I wish I had a ham sandwich. ❞

❝ It sure would help if we could find another clue. . ❞

❝ Well, we saw a very strange character running around out there. ❞

❝ Besides us there is no one else on this island. ❞

❝ We know we didn’t imagine all those kooky things that happened. ❞

❝ Maybe the moonlight was playing tricks on you. ❞

❝ You shouldn’t believe everything you read. ❞

❝ Soap? I hardly use it myself, but why not? ❞

❝ Creeps and Crawls! They sure picked the right lawyers for this job. ❞

❝ Come on, ______. Where’s your sense of humour? ❞

❝ I’m beginning to think that following ghosts is safer than following you two! ❞

❝ Another mystery bites the dust. ❞

❝ I have to figure out why my trap didn’t work. ❞

❝ Oh, good gracious! What is that? ❞

❝ Why do you need more money? ❞

❝ What about this locket we found where you were digging? ❞

❝ Well, guess we owe you kids thanks. ❞

❝ Like, uh-uh– Like, who–who is this? ❞

❝ The real mystery has just begun.. ❞

❝ You don’t know what you’ve uncovered. ❞

❝ You should never have brought that locket out of the cave. ❞

❝ Gang, we have a mystery on our hands! ❞

❝ Think you could come and get us? ❞

❝ I guess we’re here for the whole night. ❞

❝ I left a few pages blank, you know, for future traps. ❞

❝ Rule number two: stay in your rooms, no matter what you hear. ❞

❝ I’m starting to smell a little… funky. ❞

❝ Like, I’ve got a bad feeling we’re gonna find out. ❞

❝ Are you trying to set me up with - him/her/them? ❞

❝ Anyone with hair that perfect has to be guilty of something. ❞

❝ Does this mean you finally accept what I want to do with my life? ❞

❝ Wow, who are you trying to impress? ❞

❝ Like, what can I say? Junk food and me have a very special relationship. ❞

❝ I have no idea what you’re talking about.  ❞

❝ You promised me you were going to start caring more about your appearance. ❞

❝ What in the name of whole wheat toast is going on? ❞

❝ I didn’t know this year’s prom theme was terror and pandemonium. ❞

❝ I need to tell you something and I need you to listen. ❞

❝ Isn’t it obvious? My looks are starting to fade. ❞

❝ But what are you doing here? Why have you been sneaking out? ❞

❝ Like, you don’t hear many monsters from other dimensions scream for help. ❞

❝ Why can’t anything in this town ever turn out to be real? ❞

❝ Hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! ❞

❝ Hey, little muffin, how ‘bout you and me go for a moonlight ride? ❞

❝ All I know is, since my dad owns the place, we get free refills. ❞

❝ Did you break into the armory and steal a rocket launcher? ❞

❝ Don’t be so hard on yourself. You tried to do a very brave thing. ❞

❝ I’m going to have to let out an unearthly howl and destroy you. ❞

❝ I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling– ❞

❝ Zoinks! ❞

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❛  i don’t think that’s a real thing.  ❜  peter remarked, though humor remained laced in his voice. hoping he wasn’t taken too seriously, he continued with, ❛  it might be, but it sounds a little too far fetched. i’m no genius but … i wouldn’t buy into it too much.  ❜  his hands shove into his pant pockets, leaving a loose shrug in response. / @dangerdefied + sc

[dangerdefied]

     ❛❛          AH ,  SO  NOW  criminals  who  can  turn  into  sand  are  totally  comprehensible  but  vampires  is  where  you  draw  the  line  ??          ❜❜           there’s a playful spark in her eyes as mary jane clicks her tongue, shaking her head in faux disappointment.         ❛❛          ye  of  little  faith ,  peter  parker .          ❜❜          

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@dangerdefied from here

“– I think I still have enough to make another batch of CHOCOLATE CHIP cookies if you want to do that?” Gwen offered with a small smile, pulling her knees towards her on the couch. “Though I’d hate to make you work– I know how babysitting my brothers can be an EXHAUSTING task,” she hummed, grateful for Mary Jane’s help.

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      MARY JANE CONSIDERS the offer for a moment, a perfectly manicured finger tapping her chin in a dramatic manner as she frowns in thought. as per usual, it’s not long before a grin blooms, breaking the serious facade she’d put on.       ❛❛          so  long  as  you  let  me  have  some  of  the  DOUGH  before  we  bake  ‘em  ...  you’ve  got  yourself  a  deal ,  gwendy .          ❜❜           little outbursts of laughter sputter from mj’s throat as she playfully throws one of the cushions at the stacy before her.         ❛❛          and ,  again ,  it’s  really  no  problem .  i  was  the  one  who  offered  to  help  out  in  the  first  place  and  you  know  i  love  SPOILING  the  little  devils  .          ❜❜          

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         ❛    IT’S  NOT  AS  BAD  AS  IT  LOOKS  .    ❜    it’s  a  bold-faced  lie  ,  obviously  :  suit  ripped  ,  blood  dried  and  caked  along  frayed  fabric  edges  ,  one  lens  cracked  over  an  eye  ,  bruised  blue  and  purple  and  nearly  swollen  shut  ,  where  he  lies  prone  on  her  floor  .  he  could  have  made  it  to  the  couch  ,  but  suspected  it  might  be  easier  to  clean  the  blood  off  of  the  floor  .  he  can  be  considerate  !    ❛    i’m  pretty  sure  only  one  of  my  ribs  is  broken  .    ❜

sc.     ╱     @dangerdefied​    ♡’d

[dangerdefied]

     HIS WORDS ECHO IN HER MIND a few times before making any sense. in fact, mary jane is certain she’s still asleep until her eyes catch a proper glance at him against the pale moonlight. she’s seen him looking worse ( far more times than she’d like to remember ), yet the sight of peter laying half-conscious on her living room floor still made her heart SINK directly to her stomach everytime. her hands threaten to begin trembling, but mj urges them to stop. this isn’t the time. SPIDER-MAN — peter needs her, and mary jane watson is a woman of LOGIC, if anyone should be able to contain themselves in such a situation, it should be her. that being said, she’s not exactly sure when her feet started to move, but by the time peter manages out an attempt at what she could only guess was supposed to be a witty remark, mj’s already kneeling by his side, his head resting against one of her cushions as she carefully removes what was left of his mask. emerald eyes ANXIOUSLY travel every inch of peter’s body, mapping out each dark bruise and open wound that dared taint his skin.         ❛❛          it’s  nothing  a  good  first  aid  kit  can’t  fix .          ❜❜           a LIE, and they both know it. but she tries anyway, if not to lighten the mood, then to distract him from the evident WORRY in her eyes. there’s a pause as mj takes her bottom lip between her teeth, planning just what the hell to do next.         ❛❛          i — uh  ...  i  think  i  might  have  to  cut  the  suit  off ,  pete .          ❜❜

[dangerdefied]

WHO'S THE LUCKY SOB WHO'LL LET ME INTRODUCE THEM TO BRAZILIAN SPIDER-MEMES??????

[dangerdefied]

the amount of times i've made spider-man’s signature thwip gesture in attempt to grab things that are like 3 feet away from me is....... embarrassing

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            ❛    YOU DON’T WANT ANY PART OF THIS !    ❜

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@charmismatic smashed that ♡ !!

     ❛❛          YOU  DID  WHAT  exactly  ??          ❜❜           why did she bother with the incredulity anymore ?!  mary jane couldn’t really pretend to be surprised or outraged by anything spider-man’s ...  friends got into, not after all this time. still, stories of their superhero SHENANIGANS never failed to entertain her.

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@scorpionstung smashed that ♡ !!

      ❛❛          Y'KNOW WHAT  ...          ❜❜          there’s a small crease between her brows, voice only a decibel away from a growl as mary jane yells at the masked man, trying to catch his attention. she’s STALLING, as per usual. buying spider-man as much time as she possibly can so he can get to her in time. after all these years, mj is so incredibly over being captured by super-villains she might as well become one herself. in the meantime, however, she’s learned pissing them off could be just as THERAPEUTIC.         ❛❛          at  this  point ,  i’d  say  you’re  more  obsessed  with  spider-man  than  j.  jonah  jameson  himself .  and desperation’s  not  a  good  look  on  anyone ,  scorpion .          ❜❜      

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All Brazilians are at least in part Slytherin. Evidence: Our giant, coletive and cultural disrespect of the rules, and the way any of us will do anything for what we want, and also how we give no fucks. In this essay I will-

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@illlusioner smashed that ♡ !!

     ❛❛          I’M JUST SAYING !! the fishbowl i get, but what’s up with the CAPE  ??          ❜❜    

[dangerdefied]

ALRIGHT PEOPLE, let’s do this one last time …  heart for a starter !!

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@pitifulbefore smashed that ♡ !!

         ❛❛          JEREMY ,  indulge  me  for  a  second ,  yeah  ??          ❜❜          a cascade of red hair flies over the air as mj turns over her shoulder to face her castmate, gesturing for him to lean closer. a hand is placed on the back of her seat for support whilst mary jane speaks in a quiet murmur, one that jeremy would be able to hear but wouldn’t disturb the ensemble rehearsal taking place on the stage behind her.         ❛❛          brooke  and  i  have  this  bet  going  on .  how  long  do  you  think  mr.  reyes  can  go  without  having  a  HOT  POCKET  ??          ❜❜          

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@wallcravvler smashed that ♡ !!

       ❛❛          YOU  MEAN  YOU  didn’t  come  all  this  way  just  to  see  me  ?!          ❜❜          faux disappointment washes over mary jane’s features, curling red lips into an exaggerated pout as she tilts her head to the side. the facade only lasts a few seconds, of course, as it usually did whenever aimed at peter. there’s a soft hum as she wraps her arms around his waist, chest pressing against the SPIDER symbol on his own as a grin tugs up the corners of her lips.         ❛❛          how's  patrol  going  ??          ❜❜