[valtsv]

gay people meeting up for brunch look like this

[majortomwaits]

Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*

Me:I am the backbone of this household

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[taquito]

any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone

[reversewerewolf]

😦

[swingsetindecember]

i wish more people said that being single is normal

and you’re not going to meet and marry someone

and that’s fine

and if marriage happens, it happens. and it’s not the next big ticket to check off in life’s checklist

because not everyone meets someone they want to marry. and that’s normal

you’re not broken or unfulfilled if you are single

[nudityandnerdery]

[dajo42]

when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

[ovur]

[mycaptaintazer]

I’ve never identified with something more than this

[blackboyjoy]

It’s gonna be the Duolingo bird too

[gorps]

😬😬😬

[moooniper-deactivated20211222]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

[fuckyeahthegoodplace]

[the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit]

[psych2go]

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I’m printing this effing list.

[psychologyhumor]

[hydrocities-left]

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

whats the point of having a cat if it doesn’t commit crimes

[turing-tested]