I'm not DEFECTIVE!

"Hello Stranger! Identify yourself or I will shoot! ...Iiiii'm outta bullets... If anyone asked, I killed you!"

[cowpropaganda]

my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy

[isimonito-deactivated20160805]

Don’t be upsetti have some spaghetti

[cowpropaganda]

3 years and this is the only comment on this post that matters

[dangerouslydefectiveturret]

Piercedcat started following you

"Who's there?!" She attempts to shoot but as usual she's out of bullets, so The Turret sight. "Just tell them I killed you."