Hoooo… Yeah. Uhm… this isn’t going to go very well. Let me just warn you all now. Here’s my notes from last night:
I could absolutely not care less about Dragon or Siren, I just want to make that clear
And no I don’t feel bad for him cuz he was in an orphanage and bullied. NO EXCUSE FOR BEING A CRETIN.
Quadrant. Sounds made up. YAWN.
OH HEY ITS FELICITY. *perks up*
Wait. She’s apologizing to CURTIS? And he didn’t apologize BACK? 😡 Can I push him off that balcony?
LISTEN BUCKO. Rene was in the hospital because he didn’t fucking stay down when Oliver told him to. HE CAME AT OLIVER WITH AN AXE. What did he actually think was going to happen?? I MEAN. HE MADE A CHOICE. And Curtis, my friend, who was the one who hacked John’s chip? UH HUH. YEAH. holy shit.
Dragon instead of an arrow on the title card? Can I puke now? What have you done to my show this season??
Wait, he’s taking a pic of this guy and trying to hide while he does it but he uses the FLASH? What kind of asshole newb is this??
It speaks to how much I want to see Felicity’s company that I’m willing to put up with her working with Curtis. My standards have never been lower.
Him gloating over Oliver going alone is not a good look. STFU YOU TROLL.
Poor Felicity. Can I wrap her in a soft blanket and cuddle her? Cuz she can use a cuddle. She needs protection from all these morons.
Why am I supposed to care about Dragon’s woes? 😴
We’re not lucky enough for that hail of bullets to have killed him. This guy is… something else. Adrian Chase would have never let this happen.
I miss Prometheus. So much. 😭
Why do I have a feeling this Quadrant is gonna be a bigger problem later on? Next season?
I hate agreeing with Curtis that Felicity is obviously having a problem with Oliver out there alone. But… yeah. She SHOULD. She’s been on this team for six years. Come on.
Poor Felicity, watching Green Arrow on the news, struggling without her and the team. Ya know, I wish he would have thought about what this does to her before he made his decision. I’m getting mad.
I hate the phrase “manning up” too. Damn I hate agreeing with Siren.
Does Diaz have PT Barnum Syndrome? I like The Greatest Showman better. I like Hugh Jackman better. There was better music too.
Can we watch The Greatest Showman instead??
Holy shit this episode is dull. The Felicity stuff is too few and far between. I miss Oliver. I miss Diggle. Please never do this again, show. It’s awful.
So he kills the Quadrant guy and all the dudes standing around with their guns drawn are… what… there for show? Did his fellow Quadrant folks not like the guy Diaz killed? I mean… that whole turn of events was the most obvious thing ever. WHY IS THIS EP SO BORING.
Okay so Siren is a bit squeamish about him killing people but like… didn’t she say earlier this ep that he was rolling over too easy for that dude’s son? That he shouldn’t just do what they want? So now he’s doing what he wants and its too much? STFU. They’re just doing this so they have a case for her change of heart in the end. BORED NOW.
Felicity is so scared for Oliver, I just want to hug her. OH HONEY.
YES GIRL. TELL HIM. OLIVER. LISTEN TO HER. LOOK HOW UPSET SHE IS.
Okay so not so much with the listening. Okay that was foreboding. “I will always come back”. HE WONT. WTF. HE’S GONNA GO TO PRISON.
*does a brain wipe on this whole ep* There. That’s much better. Moving on!
Guys, even the Olicity couldn’t save this episode. I got a distinct “condescending” vibe from Oliver there at the end, she’s so upset, telling him she feels helpless and he’s all “aww honey you’re never helpless” like… THIS is why she goes after Diaz in 6x22 and BOY HOWDY is Oliver gonna get a taste of his own medicine.
This episode was the worst. Let us forget it ever happened.