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I think women's restrooms should have urinals not just to be more inclusive but also to give cis girls the option of Challenge Pissing™️

analytically

I pity whoever has to clean up this bathroom

greatlordfluffernutter

What, so you think women would fail the challenge? You don't believe in women? You don't think men already pee on the floor anyways? Okay sexist much.

candy-pants

“Wait. You’re auditioning people to play us?” “When you’ve got the actual losers right here!”

wanqiqis

jason in the new red hood outlaws webtoon

caprisunsport-deactivated202010

damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick

volukai

bro look out for that cactus

caprisunsport-deactivated202010

ahh the cactus so pain on my dick

mottemort

Jason Todd reading

madhyanas

cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

clusterduck28

tophatofdoom

I am afraid to say this is a post that would have done numbers in like 2013 for other reasons

funnytwittertweets

gay-slime

iancito0x

highly inspired by minecraft

firefox-official

6 people liked your post about literal drool 43 seconds after it was posted

its true youre all madly in love with me

narutwitter

jokeboy-deactivated20260221

fired for killing customers again

ms-musers

The internal dialogue of Tim Drake (my favorite ones from Red Robin).

#tim drake

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

me at a party: they don't know I want to explain why "stranger danger" was a reagan propaganda campaign to promote nuclear family "values" and increase police power, which then lead to mass incarceration. they don't know kidnappings in the 80s were purposefully sensationalized in the media and that the claimed statistics were exaggerated. they don't know most children are abused or kidnapped by someone they know, especially a parent, and that isolation of families prevents children from seeking help and support within their communities not available at home.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

wait until you learn a lot of "protect our children" rhetoric from politicians has the exact same goal and methods while straying from actual causes of abuse and solutions to it because there's not enough money to be made in the truth

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

ok I need everyone to know "stranger danger was a propaganda campaign" and "you should use common sense when it comes to trusting strangers" are statements that can coexist...like i'm not saying you should automatically trust strangers, i'm referring to a specific issue during the reagan administration...