1. I WILL ALWAYS KNEEL before a man who needs to pee. Kneeling is a sign of respect for the gift that is about to be given to me, and I must always show respect.
2. I WILL ALWAYS OPEN MY MOUTH when accepting a man's urine. Every toilet has a hole, and I am no exception. Closing my mouth is deeply offensive.
3. I WILL ACCEPT AND EMBRACE MY ROLE AS A TOILET, understanding and acknowledging that I am no better or different from my porcelain brethren. I am a receptacle, just like them.
4. I WILL NOT SUCK a man's penis when he pees, even if he is standing up. Trying to suck it will distract him and make it difficult for him to urinate, and toilets are meant to facilitate urination, not hinder it. Also, trying to suck it is extremely selfish, as it suggests that I would rather feed on sperm than piss, which is both impolite and arrogant.
5. I WILL ALWAYS DRINK the urine a Man gives me. It doesn't matter if it's straight from the tap or in a glass. It doesn't matter if it's clear, fresh-tasting water piss; bitter-tasting beer piss; or strong, acrid morning piss. I will drink it gratefully and enthusiastically, knowing that it will nourish and refresh me.
6. I WILL NOT SPILL a drop of the urine a Man gives me. Spilling is both wasteful and disrespectful. If I accidentally spill, I understand that I will be punished for it.
7. I WILL NOT TOUCH MYSELF while drinking a man's urine. Instead, I will keep my hands clasped behind my back. Although a man’s urine is a gift, drinking it is not an act intended for my pleasure; it is an act of utility and respect intended to benefit the man who is urinating.
8. I will ROLL in urine like a pig in slop whenever a Man gives me the opportunity to do so—for example, by peeing on me rather than in me. I know that He has the right to pee down my throat, so it is a gift when He chooses to pee on my face, hair, or body instead. On such occasions, it is my duty not to simply accept His urine on my skin, but to bathe in it and marinate in it. And, since a Man’s urine should never go to waste, to drink it after I am done playing in it.
9. I will NOT WASH a man’s urine off myself. If a man deigns to urinate on my clothes or skin, I will let it dry there so that I can wear the scent of his urine like perfume.
10. I WILL OFFER ALL HOLES as receptacles for male urine. A man has the right to choose where he wants to pee - in my mouth or in my ass.
11. I WILL ALWAYS SAY THANKS to a Man after He feeds me with His urine. The urine of Men nourishes and moisturizes, and by giving it to me, He watered me like a gardener waters a plant. For this I should always be grateful.