DangMangTang

25. NJ. Clam Jam. Permanent Tension. This is Me Looking Dangerous. Likes Music, Pokemon, Star Wars, progressive humane inclusive politics, and mayhem.

[quarkmaster]

CDC June 2017 - Egyptian Gods

Illustration made for the Character Design Challenge [on FB group] in June 2017. The theme was “Egyptian Gods” I couldn’t resist to the good ol’ boy.

Lonnie Bao

[dangmangtang]

I haven’t logged into this website since 12/26/2016

[lafix]

Wherein Teen Vogue runs circles around the NYT in journalistic integrity.

[deargooftroop]

Teen Vogue and Cosmo aren’t pulling any punches on reporting on Barron’s Dad. Remember when Cosmo also tried to ask tough interview questions to Ivanka and she hung up on them?

Who says young women’s magazines are still useless and trite?

[ghost-in-the-ujb]

Fuck the NYT, I might subscribe to Teen Vogue instead.

[i-gotta-go-good-day-bitch]

[abby-howard]

Some small comics for you this evening!! Click through to read the rest–>

[evecoffn]

character concept: two people who have been reincarnated for thousands of years and have always found eachother but instead of being in love they just fucking hate eachother

[tangent128]

[heck-yeah-old-tech]

There are some weird advertising characters out there. This is one of them: Darigold milk during the mid-1980s was putting Milkwalker, a pint of milk with arms and legs(and rather scary ones at that) and huge soul-gobbling eyes, on its boxes with tips on how to live your life safely. Those knees, man.

I’ve found no origin story, no other record of his being a thing that answers any questions about what Darigold was thinking and how long he was (to them and the schoolchildren who saw him daily) a thing.

[childeatingmonsters]

MILKWALKER COMES

[childeatingmonsters]

[nelajus]

Holy shit We’re the rival I never thought of that

Source- @chorocojo on twitter

[mcrksloans-deactivated20190716]

[ashleybuttons]

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

[rae-rose]

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

[ithelpstodream]

Whoa We’re Halfway There puns are the best. 😂

[musicandmemes]

Just gonna throw this out there @trombonin @marchingmywaydowntown

[tuba-twerk-team]

I’m mostly mad that it sounds so good

[8th-note-boulevard]

Yas

[practice-room]

AHH I LOVE THIS WHY ISN’T IT LONGER???

[noc10-moved]

hey, everyone! what a nice day it is on tumblr

[pepperbloom]

WA-HOO! A nice-a day…to swing my hammer!

[noc10-moved]

hey mario! careful with that hammer, you might hurt someone!

[pepperbloom]

Oh no! I’m a-losing my gri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ip!

[noc10-moved]

Once again, you are put through my trials. Once again, you fail my test. You do not atone for your sins, and are therefore cursed to suffer agony in an endless loop. Until you learn. Until your greed is no longer. Die, Mario. Experience the torment you have brought upon me for centuries.

[bonkai-diaries]

So according to computer scientists, the election results might have been hacked in 3 important swing states. x x 

“The scientists, among them J. Alex Halderman, the director of the University of Michigan Center for Computer Security and Society, told the Clinton campaign they believe there is a questionable trend of Clinton performing worse in counties that relied on electronic voting machines compared to paper ballots and optical scanners”

[cadaverish-deactivated20181216]

are you SHITTING ME

[27-teacups]

Jill Stein is doing something tangibly useful for once by funding a recount in these states that you can contribute to here.

[mysharona1987]

[poison-liker]

official ranking of every turtle emoji on emojipedia

a beautiful friend. a wonderful smile. i will protect this perfect tortoise with my life. thank you.

just a cool and good turtle, going about its business. keep doing you, turtle.

simple, minimalistic, well executed. a solid turt.

a unique perspective on the humble turtle. it takes guts to break the mould like this. bravest turtle on the list.

a cool stylistic approach, but kinda lacking in personality.

the shading is really badly done, but the fundamentals are quite solid. an adequate turtle.

this is just the twitter one but less friend looking.

“turtles… they’re sort of weird and blobby, right?” - apple emoji designer, 2016

the style is very good. extremely well rendered. but unfortunately, this turt’s fuck ugly. look at its face. this turt is no friend of mine.

fisher price.

utterly disgusting.

[styro-sometimes]

I thought it was a poster for a punk show at first…

[yawgmoths-will-deactivated20150]

Raw