Bacon, Beans, Whiskey, And Lard

My name is Ben, I'm a nerd and I like history, politics, and ignoring my responsibilities. 

[nashvillehotshrimp]

I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

[wilwheaton]

[burning-stmandard-deactivated20]

Scarred by war: Battlefield landscapes from First World War 100 years on

Source: The telegraph

[jockinthegym]

Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever voted a Republican out of office?

[musingsofahistorymajor]

https://twitter.com/northumbriana/status/846454474654781442

[little-scribblers-heart]

There’s this feeling I sometimes get watching humans do the cool things that humans have been doing for thousands of years. It makes my chest expand and my heart thud and I love it. I love this.

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

Always reblog

[ar-gangbang-deactivated20190211]

Always

[blackqueerblog]

I hope this is everyone else too!

[shitpostempire]

[cameme-desmoulins]

[hustlerose]

me listening to modern pop music: arrr……. no good….

me listening to 1700s sea shanties: 

shiver me timbres!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[northirish]

@focsle

[theweirdwideweb]

[theweirdwideweb]

[w1ttgenstein]

[imeldamnnn]

This makes me laugh so hard every time.

[mew-squared]

This moment ruined that entire movie for me because it absolutely destroyed the image of dumbledore

[asperfectasharmony]

because he’s galloping?

[troyesivan]

WELL?!? DID YA?!?!

[selinas-deactivated20251210]

[andawhirlaway-deactivated202403]

I will never not reblog this.

[spacethezach-deactivated2019041]

[bob-belcher]

Happy International Women’s Day!

[schmergo]

I want a movie about a kid who just so happens to be born a Classic Gothic Hero, but in modern day. His name would be like Byron Dangerfield or something. 

Whenever he has EMOTIONS, there are claps of thunder and lightning. Every time he leans against a piece of furniture, it turns out to open a secret passageway leading to some dark secret, until eventually he’s just like “REALLY, GUYS?” All bad dreams are prophetic, even if it’s just that Starbucks will be out of pumpkin spice syrup the next day. Every girl he talks to swoons a lot and has a tyrannical heavy-browed father who are all played by the same actor. Ravens flock around him.

There are inexplicably paintings with moving eyes and moving suits of armor everywhere he goes, even McDonalds. Every time he moves to a new apartment, there is ALWAYS a screaming woman chained up in the room above his, and she invariably sets the place on fire. He’s so over it.

[deadlykillerqueen]

[flanoirbunny]

THIS IS THE DUMBEST JOKE I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT IT

[gimmethebeachboys]

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

Whoever captured this moment captured the dynamic of the Libertarian Party perfectly

If anyone ever says to you, “What is the Libertarian Party?”, show them this

[mcavoy]

Uhm yep!

[stolentweets]