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right side, strong side

@dani-mcfarrlan

Hi. I'm Dani. I used to play some ball at Stanford, but now I'm here for reasons. Main reason is this girl named Alexandra. I love her a lot, so you know. Yep.

12K posts

Mar 14, 2019

alexandra--hunt

Dude.

alexandra--hunt‌:

I mean…this is true. But that doesn’t mean she’s not also good. Hand surgeries? Oh god. That sounds…horribly difficult. Everything’s so like…small. Ah, nothing really. We don’t have any active cases, so I just sat around waiting for something to fall in my lap, honestly.

She’s not good, though. Ugh, yeah, I was on my feet for...a fucking long time. Pretty much my whole shift was in surgery today. I didn’t even get lunch, I was too busy. Y’know, I don’t hate that. You sitting at a desk means you are safe.

#something. if it'll produce something great.#bc yeah i've set like 5 evaluations already this week and no one else has set a damn thing #so.#not good.#god yep like. the two they have are such a handful xD #one more would just. be too much #tho lbr that third child would be an absolute angel. she'd be their fave bc so quiet and behaved and good and lovely..#but nah they got the two idiots first #but man yeah i've never been good at that anyway xD so u kno.

Mar 14, 2019

alexandra--hunt

Dude.

alexandra--hunt‌:

That is incorrect. Rose is a perfectly good dog, you’re just crazy. How was work today?

She’s been a little shit since we got her and you know it. Work was alright? We had some hand surgeries today, which are the worst. What’d you do today?

#yooouuu would fuckin think #i've been on their asses though and this week all of them are like omg we have all these ideas of things we can do #so i think i'm finally getting through to the morons #thankfully.#god yeah kris just. she'd have another any time bc she's that bitch that just loves her babies so much #but also like. three would be a lot. so she's not in any hurry either #so i dont imagine they'd haaave a third but. it could happen #good question tho omg. i...do not know.#someone pretty

Mar 11, 2019

alexandra--hunt

Dude.

alexandra--hunt‌:

Well dog and people anatomy is quite different, I’d imagine. Please, it suits her often enough.

Eh, close enough. I’d take my chances. Nah. She’s the worst and we hate. All my boys are so much better.

#yeah like. its not that hard?? our trainers just dont do anything for themselves.#i've set up 95 percent of their current clients and that is. not good.#ur internet is always bad tbh #they really arent.#parvellie deff are. and kris will always be ready for another if bec wants it.#other than that.....yep.#bunch of immature morons

Mar 9, 2019

alexandra--hunt

Dude.

alexandra--hunt‌:

You don’ know. Have you ever done it before? Okay, rude. She walks…when she wants to.

Mmmm, not on a dog. On people, though, yeah. Uh huh. On the rare occasions where it suits her.

#well they have sales quotas now so. if they cant get their shit together we'll find someone that can.#i'm not a trainer i should not be the one selling every single training package. its ridiculous.#like. do your jobs assholes.#deff tho. dani is good for that. she's a moron but. she's a smart moron.#they're the kids. they dont need kids bc apparently they are still the kids

Mar 9, 2019

alexandra--hunt

Dude.

alexandra--hunt‌:

What if you muck it all up and she can’t walk though? Then we’d have to drag her everywhere.

Well, that’s just rude. I wouldn’t muck it up, I’m very good. And we kind of already drag her everywhere anyway, so like...same, same.

#yeah a lot of the time. bc i have to answer texts and calls from the morons that dont know what they're doing #i'm p much the only one accomplishing anything and making sales and shit.#its not good #..probably not xD i would assume not.#she's really good with patients i feel #bc she was on the other side of it for so long with mahm that like. she gets it #they really are so stupid rn #like wtf. this is why they dont have kids apparently #dani has given up on bothering rose and crawled over to mess with alex instead

Mar 9, 2019

alexandra--hunt

Dude.

alexandra--hunt‌:

See, but then we’d have to fit her with prosthetics. Not sure I’m feeling it.

I could do that too. It’d be good practice.

#yeah i really dont think i'd have time for it. i have the shittiest schedule #even at home half the time i'm working bc my coworkers are all morons and i hate #dani is the fucker that goes skipping down the hospital hallways with hacksaws and shit mhm #she's just. stupid.#they're both so stupid. dani is pretending to saw at rose's paws and just #what kind of adults

Mar 9, 2019

alexandra--hunt

Dude.

alexandra--hunt‌:

Right, because I don’t catch you napping together on the regular. Daniele, her toenails are like talons.

That’s right, you don’t. Well, I guess we’ll just have to cut off her paws. I’m qualified to do that.

#hey you know. cool shit is always good at least?#beats a life that is just work which. is me rn.#god yeah dani is that sick sort of idiot that will take pleasure in all of her work #like fuck yeah let's saw some bitches today #but also fix them #so yeah her life will be busy pretty much at all times.#she's good with it tho. she loves what she does so #but omfg rose pls. stop being an asshole.#dani flopped over and rolled on top of the moron dog to threaten her

Mar 4, 2019

alexandra--hunt

Dude.

alexandra--hunt‌:

Oh, right, like you wouldn’t be upset if I did.

I would not at all. She’s the worst and I hate her.

#she iiis. she's gonna end up as the head ortho surgeon.#so she'll be. always busy. sawing people open and all that.#and ortho like they have to be on call like always bc if someone rolls in with a broken something it probs needs to be fixed asap #so her life will just always be swamped with shit.#naturally tho. she lives to watch alex fail lbr #keeps her ass entertained #so she's chillin out and is considering throwing a sock or something at rose

Mar 3, 2019

alexandra--hunt

Dude.

alexandra--hunt‌:

I will kill you.

Do it. Kill her. Little bitch.

#dani is. not xD not at all.#girl works insane hours still #especially when she's on call and shit like. she's always working #she probs just rolled in a minute ago and is flopped on the couch munchin #and sighing bc rose ur the worst we hate you god

Oct 24, 2018

alexandra--hunt

Mmmph.

alexandra--hunt‌:

Pfft, they’re totally on point. He’s a very good boy. Even if he’s not the smartest.

He’s really not smart at all. No idea how that happened. Because I am very smart. He probably hung out with Rose too much as a puppy.

#ugh yeah its killing me. but i am finishing the good place otherwise #which is really fucking funny actually #yeah nah xD that one was just. necessary and not at all a fave #oof yeah just. yikes. that is not an okay nickname to call someone stahp #probably xD very much a strong potential.#surprised none of them hopped on julius tbh

Oct 24, 2018

alexandra--hunt

Mmmph.

alexandra--hunt‌:

I didn’t train him up though. That one was all you.

You’re right, my dog mom skills are pretty on point. ...kind of.

#oof yeah deff avoid spoilers.#i'm only like 4? episodes in i think. i'm watching it with my mom and she was at work today #so i have not been able to watch more #and i just. want more.#dude yeah that skeleton is just. prime breeding zone for an annoying ass character unfortunately.#....sagie. fuck off i hate that so much on eveery level #fuck xD possibly. maybe one of the open females yikes

Oct 23, 2018

alexandra--hunt

Mmmph.

alexandra--hunt‌:

Honestly same. I’d rather not have anything traumatic go on for the next…ever. I mean, maybe. But even if he is dumb, he’s also pretty cute. So that probably makes it okay.

Been ‘nuff of that, I think. ...yeah, you’re right. At least he’s cute. You did well with our child, he’s good shit.

#brUH trust me you will not regret it.#like. i'm so into theo it's ridiculous.#her vibe is my aesthetic basically #yeah she's really sweet as a person and i like interacting with her. she can stay.#luce just. its very hit or miss. and maddie annoys me deeply as a character ufortunately #thank blessed jesus cas might be gone at least.

Oct 23, 2018

alexandra--hunt

Mmmph.

alexandra--hunt‌:

You know, I genuinely don’t think I could. Well…okay. If something truly terrible happened to me or my family, sure, but…that’s not the case. Maybe. But big dumb babies are also sometimes pretty cool.

Let’s just hope that never happens, yeah? I’m gonna have to pass on anything that bad happening. ...yeah, I guess so. He’s pretty cool. Best baby of all time. Even if he’s dumb and his brain is like the size of a pea.

#i get you. i'm on a real fucking kick now for the hot gay from haunting bc holy shit.#her character is everything that is perfect honestly she's so hot #she reallllly fucking is.#there are a handful of okay people like.#idk.#i didnt hate replying to the julius/tyler thread? that one is kinda cute.#but um. l is there and that is bad

Oct 23, 2018

alexandra--hunt

Mmmph.

alexandra--hunt‌:

Oh, c’mon now. You really think I’d ever get more than a week off work? Besides, I think Gabe could keep you company.

I dunno, maybe. You could if you tried. Gabe is stupid, though. He’s a big dumb baby.

#she is very attractive this is all super true.#not wrong at all #someday you'll get to play all of the faces you wish to play and it'll be good.#lolol fucking l man. she ruins so much and i hate so much like #y is it so bad.

Oct 22, 2018

alexandra--hunt

Mmmph.

alexandra--hunt‌:

Probably delivering supplies, mostly. I know the area really well. Helping with cleanup the best I could. Just stuff like that.

Well, I hope you get to go. They could use your help. But like not for too long because I’d get lonely.

#right? like. maybe it's just bc she was on supergirl or w/e that people are like ok imma use her now #but yeah like. meh. effort is hard esp when its just going to die and go to shit. which is. always a bummer.#srsly tho. next rp we inevitably start. some sort of gay af rp.#with idek. some cool plot or something #riGHT??#jfc they were in college when we started and now they are hardcore adulting

Oct 22, 2018

dashonkelley‌:

classic ko

#pics #i mean #dani.

Oct 22, 2018

alexandra--hunt

Mmmph.

alexandra--hunt‌:

Yeah, exactly. You’re right. I’ll give it a shot when I go in tomorrow. Worst comes to worst, I can just donate.

There you go, that’s the spirit. What like...would you be doing if you went out there?

#oh well. old inactive blogs get -blog added to the end of them after awhile?#so that's all it was.#oof that sucks.#its not great when the fcs you wanna use are just. taken everywhere you go #omg luce yeah dont wanna deal with that. that seems. terrible.#but man yeah. there just. are so few decent ones.#and i feel like most of them end up dying fast anyway #so whats the point #probably fair xD bc yep. preg!dani will be. a mess.#...no omg almost but not quite. they're both 28 rn. bec turns 29 in january.

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